Making Things Up Again

Making Things Up Again 歌词

歌曲	Making Things Up Again
歌手	Various Artists
专辑	The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
下载	Image LRC TXT

[00:19.85]	I just told a lie.
[00:23.11]	No, I didn’t lie…
[00:25.37]	I just used my imagination. And it worked!
[00:32.21]	You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.76]	But it worked Dad!
[00:35.86]	You’re stretching the truth again and you know it
[00:38.72]	Don’t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:41.07]	Joseph Smith?
[00:41.92]	Because a lie is a lie.
[00:44.43]	It’s not a lie!
[00:45.73]	You’re making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.84]	Oh conscience!
[00:48.70]	You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[00:51.60]	Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[00:54.55]	When you fib, there’s a price.
[00:58.46]	This is bullshit!
[01:01.07]	The story I’VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.78]	I’m gonna go and rape a baby!
[01:09.03]	What! OH MY – NO! You can’t do that! NO!
[01:11.75]	Why not?
[01:12.60]	Because that is DEFINITELY against God’s will!
[01:15.20]	Says who!?
[01:16.35]	Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby?
[01:21.72]	Nowhere!
[01:24.93]	Uhhh Behold!
[01:26.28]	The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith,
[01:28.44]	‘You shall not have sex with that infant!’
[01:32.70]	LO! Joseph said ‘Why not, Lord? Why not?’
[01:37.91]	And the Lord said ‘If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.’
[01:48.42]	Really?
[01:49.58]	Uh huh… ‘A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.53]	I shall give unto you… a FROG’…
[02:00.43]	And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more!
[02:05.09]	Ohhhhhh….
[02:06.39]	You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.34]	You’re recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.69]	You can’t just say what you want, Arnold.
[02:14.94]	C'mon. Hobbits.
[02:15.89]	You’re digging yourself a deep hole.
[02:18.89]	I’m making things up again, kind of!
[02:21.95]	But this time it’s helping a dozen people!
[02:25.20]	There’s nothing so bad because this time
[02:28.16]	I’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right?
[02:32.31]	No!
[02:32.96]	Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him!
[02:35.37]	What? What is it?
[02:36.52]	Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter’s clitoris!
[02:39.07]	Hah?!
[02:39.77]	This is all very interesting,
[02:41.22]	but women have to be circumcised if it’s what the General wants!
[02:44.83]	No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ’s will!
[02:48.33]	How do you know?
[02:49.48]	Christ never said nothin’ about no clitoris!
[02:53.71]	Yes! Yes he did!
[02:56.91]	In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman’s clitoris!
[03:01.54]	But right before they did- Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS!
[03:08.20]	Frogs?
[03:09.65]	You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith!
[03:13.70]	Right! Right! Like those frogs!
[03:18.00]	For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!
[03:22.51]	You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:25.11]	We’re learning the truth!
[03:26.06]	You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[03:28.47]	The truth about God.
[03:29.27]	Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.17]	When you fib there’s a price.
[03:33.17]	We’re going to paradise.
[03:35.68]	Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.73]	Who’d’ve believed I could man up this much?
[03:41.94]	I’m talking, they’re listening, My stories are glistening
[03:45.21]	I’m gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:47.52]	Oohh – La
[03:48.47]	You’re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:50.97]	Elder Cunningham!
[03:51.92]	You’re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:54.17]	Holy prophet man!
[03:55.22]	You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:57.52]	Our savior!
[03:58.72]	You’re making things up again…
[04:01.92]	Up again making things you are
[04:05.43]	Arnold…

[00:19.85]	I just told a lie.
[00:23.11]	No, I didn' t lie
[00:25.37]	I just used my imagination. And it worked!
[00:32.21]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.76]	But it worked Dad!
[00:35.86]	You' re stretching the truth again and you know it
[00:38.72]	Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:41.07]	Joseph Smith?
[00:41.92]	Because a lie is a lie.
[00:44.43]	It' s not a lie!
[00:45.73]	You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.84]	Oh conscience!
[00:48.70]	You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[00:51.60]	Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[00:54.55]	When you fib, there' s a price.
[00:58.46]	This is bullshit!
[01:01.07]	The story I' VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.78]	I' m gonna go and rape a baby!
[01:09.03]	What! OH MY NO! You can' t do that! NO!
[01:11.75]	Why not?
[01:12.60]	Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will!
[01:15.20]	Says who!?
[01:16.35]	Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby?
[01:21.72]	Nowhere!
[01:24.93]	Uhhh Behold!
[01:26.28]	The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith,
[01:28.44]	' You shall not have sex with that infant!'
[01:32.70]	LO! Joseph said ' Why not, Lord? Why not?'
[01:37.91]	And the Lord said ' If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.'
[01:48.42]	Really?
[01:49.58]	Uh huh ' A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.53]	I shall give unto you a FROG'
[02:00.43]	And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more!
[02:05.09]	Ohhhhhh.
[02:06.39]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.34]	You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.69]	You can' t just say what you want, Arnold.
[02:14.94]	C' mon. Hobbits.
[02:15.89]	You' re digging yourself a deep hole.
[02:18.89]	I' m making things up again, kind of!
[02:21.95]	But this time it' s helping a dozen people!
[02:25.20]	There' s nothing so bad because this time
[02:28.16]	I' m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right?
[02:32.31]	No!
[02:32.96]	Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him!
[02:35.37]	What? What is it?
[02:36.52]	Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s clitoris!
[02:39.07]	Hah?!
[02:39.77]	This is all very interesting,
[02:41.22]	but women have to be circumcised if it' s what the General wants!
[02:44.83]	No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ' s will!
[02:48.33]	How do you know?
[02:49.48]	Christ never said nothin' about no clitoris!
[02:53.71]	Yes! Yes he did!
[02:56.91]	In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s clitoris!
[03:01.54]	But right before they did Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS!
[03:08.20]	Frogs?
[03:09.65]	You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith!
[03:13.70]	Right! Right! Like those frogs!
[03:18.00]	For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!
[03:22.51]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:25.11]	We' re learning the truth!
[03:26.06]	You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[03:28.47]	The truth about God.
[03:29.27]	Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.17]	When you fib there' s a price.
[03:33.17]	We' re going to paradise.
[03:35.68]	Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.73]	Who' d' ve believed I could man up this much?
[03:41.94]	I' m talking, they' re listening, My stories are glistening
[03:45.21]	I' m gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:47.52]	Oohh La
[03:48.47]	You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:50.97]	Elder Cunningham!
[03:51.92]	You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:54.17]	Holy prophet man!
[03:55.22]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:57.52]	Our savior!
[03:58.72]	You' re making things up again
[04:01.92]	Up again making things you are
[04:05.43]	Arnold

[00:19.85]	I just told a lie.
[00:23.11]	No, I didn' t lie
[00:25.37]	I just used my imagination. And it worked!
[00:32.21]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.76]	But it worked Dad!
[00:35.86]	You' re stretching the truth again and you know it
[00:38.72]	Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:41.07]	Joseph Smith?
[00:41.92]	Because a lie is a lie.
[00:44.43]	It' s not a lie!
[00:45.73]	You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.84]	Oh conscience!
[00:48.70]	You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[00:51.60]	Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[00:54.55]	When you fib, there' s a price.
[00:58.46]	This is bullshit!
[01:01.07]	The story I' VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.78]	I' m gonna go and rape a baby!
[01:09.03]	What! OH MY NO! You can' t do that! NO!
[01:11.75]	Why not?
[01:12.60]	Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will!
[01:15.20]	Says who!?
[01:16.35]	Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby?
[01:21.72]	Nowhere!
[01:24.93]	Uhhh Behold!
[01:26.28]	The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith,
[01:28.44]	' You shall not have sex with that infant!'
[01:32.70]	LO! Joseph said ' Why not, Lord? Why not?'
[01:37.91]	And the Lord said ' If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.'
[01:48.42]	Really?
[01:49.58]	Uh huh ' A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.53]	I shall give unto you a FROG'
[02:00.43]	And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more!
[02:05.09]	Ohhhhhh.
[02:06.39]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.34]	You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.69]	You can' t just say what you want, Arnold.
[02:14.94]	C' mon. Hobbits.
[02:15.89]	You' re digging yourself a deep hole.
[02:18.89]	I' m making things up again, kind of!
[02:21.95]	But this time it' s helping a dozen people!
[02:25.20]	There' s nothing so bad because this time
[02:28.16]	I' m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right?
[02:32.31]	No!
[02:32.96]	Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him!
[02:35.37]	What? What is it?
[02:36.52]	Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s clitoris!
[02:39.07]	Hah?!
[02:39.77]	This is all very interesting,
[02:41.22]	but women have to be circumcised if it' s what the General wants!
[02:44.83]	No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ' s will!
[02:48.33]	How do you know?
[02:49.48]	Christ never said nothin' about no clitoris!
[02:53.71]	Yes! Yes he did!
[02:56.91]	In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s clitoris!
[03:01.54]	But right before they did Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS!
[03:08.20]	Frogs?
[03:09.65]	You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith!
[03:13.70]	Right! Right! Like those frogs!
[03:18.00]	For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!
[03:22.51]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:25.11]	We' re learning the truth!
[03:26.06]	You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[03:28.47]	The truth about God.
[03:29.27]	Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.17]	When you fib there' s a price.
[03:33.17]	We' re going to paradise.
[03:35.68]	Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.73]	Who' d' ve believed I could man up this much?
[03:41.94]	I' m talking, they' re listening, My stories are glistening
[03:45.21]	I' m gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:47.52]	Oohh La
[03:48.47]	You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:50.97]	Elder Cunningham!
[03:51.92]	You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:54.17]	Holy prophet man!
[03:55.22]	You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:57.52]	Our savior!
[03:58.72]	You' re making things up again
[04:01.92]	Up again making things you are
[04:05.43]	Arnold

[00:19.85]	我刚又撒了一个谎
[00:23.11]	不对，我没撒谎
[00:25.37]	我只是运用了我的想象力，而且起作用了！
[00:32.21]	你又撒谎了，阿诺德。
[00:34.76]	但它能让人信教啊，爸爸！
[00:35.86]	你知道自己又在编造事实了吧
[00:38.72]	别成为一个大骗子，阿诺德
[00:41.07]	约瑟夫史密斯？
[00:41.92]	因为谎言它始终是谎言
[00:44.43]	这不是谎言！
[00:45.73]	你又撒谎了，阿诺德！
[00:47.84]	噢，我的良心！
[00:48.70]	你在传播圣言时编造了不存在的故事！
[00:51.60]	小心你的行为，阿诺德
[00:54.55]	你说的谎，都要复出代价的。
[00:58.46]	一派胡言！
[01:01.07]	我听过的故事是治愈艾滋的唯一方法是跟处女睡觉！
[01:06.78]	我要去抢个女婴跟她睡觉！
[01:09.03]	什么！哦，我的老天！你不能这么做！不行！
[01:11.75]	为什么不行？
[01:12.60]	因为这是绝对违背上帝旨意的事！
[01:15.20]	谁告诉你的！？
[01:16.35]	那本书里有告诉你任何关于和女婴睡觉的事吗？
[01:21.72]	没有！
[01:24.93]	呃……看啊！
[01:26.28]	主对摩门教先知约瑟夫史密斯说
[01:28.44]	“你不能和那个婴儿交媾！”
[01:32.70]	然后！约瑟夫说“为什么不行，主啊？为什么不行？”
[01:37.91]	接着主说“如果你跟一个婴儿睡过了，你就该被丢进魔多（魔戒地名）的火山之中”
[01:48.42]	真的？
[01:49.58]	呃“一个婴孩并不能治愈你的疾病，约瑟夫史密斯”
[01:56.53]	“我要给你一个……青蛙”……
[02:00.43]	然后约瑟夫干了那个青蛙于是他的爱滋就好了！
[02:05.09]	噢噢噢…………
[02:06.39]	你又撒谎了，阿诺德！
[02:09.34]	你在肆意扭曲上帝的箴言！
[02:12.69]	你不能想说什么就说什么，阿诺德
[02:14.94]	不是吧，霍比特人（魔戒种族）。
[02:15.89]	你正在给自己挖一个大坑。
[02:18.89]	我又撒谎了吗，有可能吧！
[02:21.95]	但是我这次撒谎是为了帮助一大群人！
[02:25.20]	没什么不好的，因为这次
[02:28.16]	我不会因为撒个慌就犯个罪，对吧？
[02:32.31]	不对！
[02:32.96]	坎宁安长老！你必须阻止他！
[02:35.37]	什么？阻止什么？
[02:36.52]	戈特苏瓦纳要去切他女儿的阴蒂！
[02:39.07]	啊？！
[02:39.77]	你说的都很有意思
[02:41.22]	但是女人要做割礼是将军的意思！
[02:44.83]	不，不，在一位女士身上做出这种事是违背上帝旨意的！
[02:48.33]	你懂什么？
[02:49.48]	上帝从没说过任何关于女性割礼的事
[02:53.71]	有哦！他有说过！
[02:56.91]	在上古时代的纽约，三个男人想要切掉一个摩门教女性的阴蒂！
[03:01.54]	但就在他们要动手的时候——上帝让波巴菲特（星球大战里的赏金猎人）把他们变成了青蛙！
[03:08.20]	青蛙？
[03:09.65]	你是说像被约瑟夫史密斯干了的那种青蛙？
[03:13.70]	没错！没错！就是那些青蛙！
[03:18.00]	他说“阴蒂是一件圣洁无比的事物”
[03:22.51]	你又撒谎了，阿诺德！
[03:25.11]	我们在学习真理！
[03:26.06]	你在传播圣言时编造了不存在的故事！
[03:28.47]	关于上帝的真理。
[03:29.27]	小心你的行为，阿诺德
[03:31.17]	你说的谎，都要复出代价的。
[03:33.17]	我们要去人间乐园了
[03:35.68]	谁会觉得我有这么强大的魔力？
[03:38.73]	谁会相信我有这么强力？
[03:41.94]	我说的，他们都在倾听，我的故事正散发着光辉
[03:45.21]	我要用这个故事去拯救他们所有人！
[03:47.52]	哦啦啦
[03:48.47]	你又撒谎了，阿诺德！
[03:50.97]	坎宁安长老！
[03:51.92]	你又撒谎了，阿诺德！
[03:54.17]	圣洁的先知！
[03:55.22]	你又撒谎了，阿诺德！
[03:57.52]	我们的救星！
[03:58.72]	你又撒谎了……
[04:01.92]	又一次撒谎了的你
[04:05.43]	阿诺德……

Making Things Up Again 歌词

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