| 歌曲 | Making Things Up Again |
| 歌手 | Various Artists |
| 专辑 | The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| [00:19.85] | I just told a lie. |
| [00:23.11] | No, I didn’t lie… |
| [00:25.37] | I just used my imagination. And it worked! |
| [00:32.21] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.76] | But it worked Dad! |
| [00:35.86] | You’re stretching the truth again and you know it |
| [00:38.72] | Don’t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:41.07] | Joseph Smith? |
| [00:41.92] | Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:44.43] | It’s not a lie! |
| [00:45.73] | You’re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.84] | Oh conscience! |
| [00:48.70] | You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [00:51.60] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.55] | When you fib, there’s a price. |
| [00:58.46] | This is bullshit! |
| [01:01.07] | The story I’VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.78] | I’m gonna go and rape a baby! |
| [01:09.03] | What! OH MY – NO! You can’t do that! NO! |
| [01:11.75] | Why not? |
| [01:12.60] | Because that is DEFINITELY against God’s will! |
| [01:15.20] | Says who!? |
| [01:16.35] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby? |
| [01:21.72] | Nowhere! |
| [01:24.93] | Uhhh Behold! |
| [01:26.28] | The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith, |
| [01:28.44] | ‘You shall not have sex with that infant!’ |
| [01:32.70] | LO! Joseph said ‘Why not, Lord? Why not?’ |
| [01:37.91] | And the Lord said ‘If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.’ |
| [01:48.42] | Really? |
| [01:49.58] | Uh huh… ‘A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.53] | I shall give unto you… a FROG’… |
| [02:00.43] | And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:05.09] | Ohhhhhh…. |
| [02:06.39] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.34] | You’re recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.69] | You can’t just say what you want, Arnold. |
| [02:14.94] | C'mon. Hobbits. |
| [02:15.89] | You’re digging yourself a deep hole. |
| [02:18.89] | I’m making things up again, kind of! |
| [02:21.95] | But this time it’s helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.20] | There’s nothing so bad because this time |
| [02:28.16] | I’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? |
| [02:32.31] | No! |
| [02:32.96] | Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him! |
| [02:35.37] | What? What is it? |
| [02:36.52] | Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter’s clitoris! |
| [02:39.07] | Hah?! |
| [02:39.77] | This is all very interesting, |
| [02:41.22] | but women have to be circumcised if it’s what the General wants! |
| [02:44.83] | No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ’s will! |
| [02:48.33] | How do you know? |
| [02:49.48] | Christ never said nothin’ about no clitoris! |
| [02:53.71] | Yes! Yes he did! |
| [02:56.91] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman’s clitoris! |
| [03:01.54] | But right before they did- Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS! |
| [03:08.20] | Frogs? |
| [03:09.65] | You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith! |
| [03:13.70] | Right! Right! Like those frogs! |
| [03:18.00] | For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he! |
| [03:22.51] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:25.11] | We’re learning the truth! |
| [03:26.06] | You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [03:28.47] | The truth about God. |
| [03:29.27] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.17] | When you fib there’s a price. |
| [03:33.17] | We’re going to paradise. |
| [03:35.68] | Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.73] | Who’d’ve believed I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.94] | I’m talking, they’re listening, My stories are glistening |
| [03:45.21] | I’m gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:47.52] | Oohh – La |
| [03:48.47] | You’re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:50.97] | Elder Cunningham! |
| [03:51.92] | You’re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:54.17] | Holy prophet man! |
| [03:55.22] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:57.52] | Our savior! |
| [03:58.72] | You’re making things up again… |
| [04:01.92] | Up again making things you are |
| [04:05.43] | Arnold… |
| [00:19.85] | I just told a lie. |
| [00:23.11] | No, I didn' t lie |
| [00:25.37] | I just used my imagination. And it worked! |
| [00:32.21] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.76] | But it worked Dad! |
| [00:35.86] | You' re stretching the truth again and you know it |
| [00:38.72] | Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:41.07] | Joseph Smith? |
| [00:41.92] | Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:44.43] | It' s not a lie! |
| [00:45.73] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.84] | Oh conscience! |
| [00:48.70] | You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [00:51.60] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.55] | When you fib, there' s a price. |
| [00:58.46] | This is bullshit! |
| [01:01.07] | The story I' VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.78] | I' m gonna go and rape a baby! |
| [01:09.03] | What! OH MY NO! You can' t do that! NO! |
| [01:11.75] | Why not? |
| [01:12.60] | Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will! |
| [01:15.20] | Says who!? |
| [01:16.35] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby? |
| [01:21.72] | Nowhere! |
| [01:24.93] | Uhhh Behold! |
| [01:26.28] | The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith, |
| [01:28.44] | ' You shall not have sex with that infant!' |
| [01:32.70] | LO! Joseph said ' Why not, Lord? Why not?' |
| [01:37.91] | And the Lord said ' If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.' |
| [01:48.42] | Really? |
| [01:49.58] | Uh huh ' A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.53] | I shall give unto you a FROG' |
| [02:00.43] | And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:05.09] | Ohhhhhh. |
| [02:06.39] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.34] | You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.69] | You can' t just say what you want, Arnold. |
| [02:14.94] | C' mon. Hobbits. |
| [02:15.89] | You' re digging yourself a deep hole. |
| [02:18.89] | I' m making things up again, kind of! |
| [02:21.95] | But this time it' s helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.20] | There' s nothing so bad because this time |
| [02:28.16] | I' m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? |
| [02:32.31] | No! |
| [02:32.96] | Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him! |
| [02:35.37] | What? What is it? |
| [02:36.52] | Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s clitoris! |
| [02:39.07] | Hah?! |
| [02:39.77] | This is all very interesting, |
| [02:41.22] | but women have to be circumcised if it' s what the General wants! |
| [02:44.83] | No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ' s will! |
| [02:48.33] | How do you know? |
| [02:49.48] | Christ never said nothin' about no clitoris! |
| [02:53.71] | Yes! Yes he did! |
| [02:56.91] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s clitoris! |
| [03:01.54] | But right before they did Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS! |
| [03:08.20] | Frogs? |
| [03:09.65] | You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith! |
| [03:13.70] | Right! Right! Like those frogs! |
| [03:18.00] | For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he! |
| [03:22.51] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:25.11] | We' re learning the truth! |
| [03:26.06] | You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [03:28.47] | The truth about God. |
| [03:29.27] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.17] | When you fib there' s a price. |
| [03:33.17] | We' re going to paradise. |
| [03:35.68] | Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.73] | Who' d' ve believed I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.94] | I' m talking, they' re listening, My stories are glistening |
| [03:45.21] | I' m gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:47.52] | Oohh La |
| [03:48.47] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:50.97] | Elder Cunningham! |
| [03:51.92] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:54.17] | Holy prophet man! |
| [03:55.22] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:57.52] | Our savior! |
| [03:58.72] | You' re making things up again |
| [04:01.92] | Up again making things you are |
| [04:05.43] | Arnold |
| [00:19.85] | wǒ gāng yòu sā le yí gè huǎng |
| [00:23.11] | bú duì, wǒ méi sā huǎng |
| [00:25.37] | wǒ zhǐ shì yùn yòng le wǒ de xiǎng xiàng lì, ér qiě qǐ zuò yòng le! |
| [00:32.21] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le, a nuò dé. |
| [00:34.76] | dàn tā néng ràng rén xìn jiào a, bà bà! |
| [00:35.86] | nǐ zhī dào zì jǐ yòu zài biān zào shì shí le ba |
| [00:38.72] | bié chéng wéi yí gè dà piàn zi, a nuò dé |
| [00:41.07] | yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī? |
| [00:41.92] | yīn wèi huǎng yán tā shǐ zhōng shì huǎng yán |
| [00:44.43] | zhè bú shì huǎng yán! |
| [00:45.73] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le, a nuò dé! |
| [00:47.84] | ō, wǒ de liáng xīn! |
| [00:48.70] | nǐ zài chuán bō shèng yán shí biān zào liǎo bù cún zài de gù shì! |
| [00:51.60] | xiǎo xīn nǐ de xíng wéi, a nuò dé |
| [00:54.55] | nǐ shuō de huǎng, dōu yào fù chū dài jià de. |
| [00:58.46] | yī pài hú yán! |
| [01:01.07] | wǒ tīng guò de gù shì shì zhì yù ài zī de wéi yī fāng fǎ shì gēn chǔ nǚ shuì jiào! |
| [01:06.78] | wǒ yào qù qiǎng gè nǚ yīng gēn tā shuì jiào! |
| [01:09.03] | shén me! ó, wǒ de lǎo tiān! nǐ bù néng zhè me zuò! bù xíng! |
| [01:11.75] | wèi shí me bù xíng? |
| [01:12.60] | yīn wèi zhè shì jué duì wéi bèi shàng dì zhǐ yì de shì! |
| [01:15.20] | shuí gào sù nǐ de!? |
| [01:16.35] | nà běn shū lǐ yǒu gào sù nǐ rèn hé guān yú hé nǚ yīng shuì jiào de shì ma? |
| [01:21.72] | méi yǒu! |
| [01:24.93] | è kàn a! |
| [01:26.28] | zhǔ duì mó mén jiào xiān zhī yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī shuō |
| [01:28.44] | " nǐ bù néng hé nà gè yīng ér jiāo gòu!" |
| [01:32.70] | rán hòu! yuē sè fū shuō" wèi shí me bù xíng, zhǔ a? wèi shí me bù xíng?" |
| [01:37.91] | jiē zhe zhǔ shuō" rú guǒ nǐ gēn yí gè yīng ér shuì guò le, nǐ jiù gāi bèi diū jìn mó duō mó jiè dì míng de huǒ shān zhī zhōng" |
| [01:48.42] | zhēn de? |
| [01:49.58] | è" yí gè yīng hái bìng bù néng zhì yù nǐ de jí bìng, yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī" |
| [01:56.53] | " wǒ yào gěi nǐ yí gè qīng wā" |
| [02:00.43] | rán hòu yuē sè fū gàn le nà gè qīng wā yú shì tā de ài zī jiù hǎo le! |
| [02:05.09] | ō ō ō |
| [02:06.39] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le, a nuò dé! |
| [02:09.34] | nǐ zài sì yì niǔ qū shàng dì de zhēn yán! |
| [02:12.69] | nǐ bù néng xiǎng shuō shí mǒ jiù shuō shí mǒ, a nuò dé |
| [02:14.94] | bú shì ba, huò bǐ tè rén mó jiè zhǒng zú. |
| [02:15.89] | nǐ zhèng zài gěi zì jǐ wā yí gè dà kēng. |
| [02:18.89] | wǒ yòu sā huǎng le ma, yǒu kě néng ba! |
| [02:21.95] | dàn shì wǒ zhè cì sā huǎng shì wèi le bāng zhù yī dà qún rén! |
| [02:25.20] | méi shén me bù hǎo de, yīn wèi zhè cì |
| [02:28.16] | wǒ bú huì yīn wèi sā gè huāng jiù fàn gè zuì, duì ba? |
| [02:32.31] | bú duì! |
| [02:32.96] | kǎn níng ān zhǎng lǎo! nǐ bì xū zǔ zhǐ tā! |
| [02:35.37] | shén me? zǔ zhǐ shén me? |
| [02:36.52] | gē tè sū wǎ nà yào qù qiè tā nǚ ér de yīn dì! |
| [02:39.07] | a?! |
| [02:39.77] | nǐ shuō de dōu hěn yǒu yì sī |
| [02:41.22] | dàn shì nǚ rén yào zuò gē lǐ shì jiāng jūn de yì sī! |
| [02:44.83] | bù, bù, zài yī wèi nǚ shì shēn shàng zuò chū zhè zhǒng shì shì wéi bèi shàng dì zhǐ yì de! |
| [02:48.33] | nǐ dǒng shén me? |
| [02:49.48] | shàng dì cóng méi shuō guò rèn hé guān yú nǚ xìng gē lǐ de shì |
| [02:53.71] | yǒu ó! tā yǒu shuō guò! |
| [02:56.91] | zài shàng gǔ shí dài de niǔ yuē, sān ge nán rén xiǎng yào qiē diào yí gè mó mén jiào nǚ xìng de yīn dì! |
| [03:01.54] | dàn jiù zài tā men yào dòng shǒu de shí hòu shàng dì ràng bō bā fēi tè xīng qiú dà zhàn lǐ de shǎng jīn liè rén bǎ tā men biàn chéng le qīng wā! |
| [03:08.20] | qīng wā? |
| [03:09.65] | nǐ shì shuō xiàng bèi yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī gàn le de nà zhǒng qīng wā? |
| [03:13.70] | méi cuò! méi cuò! jiù shì nèi xiē qīng wā! |
| [03:18.00] | tā shuō" yīn dì shì yī jiàn shèng jié wú bǐ de shì wù" |
| [03:22.51] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le, a nuò dé! |
| [03:25.11] | wǒ men zài xué xí zhēn lǐ! |
| [03:26.06] | nǐ zài chuán bō shèng yán shí biān zào liǎo bù cún zài de gù shì! |
| [03:28.47] | guān yú shàng dì dí zhēn lǐ. |
| [03:29.27] | xiǎo xīn nǐ de xíng wéi, a nuò dé |
| [03:31.17] | nǐ shuō de huǎng, dōu yào fù chū dài jià de. |
| [03:33.17] | wǒ men yào qù rén jiān lè yuán le |
| [03:35.68] | shuí huì jué de wǒ yǒu zhè me qiáng dà de mó lì? |
| [03:38.73] | shuí huì xiāng xìn wǒ yǒu zhè me qiáng lì? |
| [03:41.94] | wǒ shuō de, tā men dōu zài qīng tīng, wǒ de gù shì zhèng sàn fà zhe guāng huī |
| [03:45.21] | wǒ yào yòng zhè gè gù shì qù zhěng jiù tā men suǒ yǒu rén! |
| [03:47.52] | ó la la |
| [03:48.47] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le, a nuò dé! |
| [03:50.97] | kǎn níng ān zhǎng lǎo! |
| [03:51.92] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le, a nuò dé! |
| [03:54.17] | shèng jié de xiān zhī! |
| [03:55.22] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le, a nuò dé! |
| [03:57.52] | wǒ men de jiù xīng! |
| [03:58.72] | nǐ yòu sā huǎng le |
| [04:01.92] | yòu yī cì sā huǎng le de nǐ |
| [04:05.43] | a nuò dé |