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What did I do wrong? |
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Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo |
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Am I really all that bad? |
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You're worse than Hannibal Lechter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger |
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Why are we still together? |
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Oh I can't leave until you're dead |
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You mean 'til death do us part? |
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I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head |
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It was lucky for us I turned the radio on |
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They say that music soothes the savage beast |
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There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red |
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The two of us would surely have ended up dead |
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[Chorus] |
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You stopped us from killing each other |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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You'll never know but you saved our lives |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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I could never throw my knickers at you |
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And I don't come from Wales |
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So haven't solved our problems |
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You mean we hate each others guts |
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I still wanna poison your pizza |
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And I still wanna cut off your nuts |
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I phoned the marriage guidance |
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I tied the phone line round your neck |
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I'm sick of all this hatred |
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Well that will be the arsenic making you sick |
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You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff |
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As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on |
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You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes |
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It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits |
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[Repeat Chorus] |
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And now the war is over |
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I've lost the urge to break your neck |
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I owe my life to What's New Pussycat |
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Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead |
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Oh I used to call you satan |
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And you were Cruella De'Ville |
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And now you call me your Delilah |
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And I am not your lucifer |
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And I am just your pussycat |
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But just a word of warning now |
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Just in case we ever get tured of his voice |
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I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong |
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And I know an atom that's bomb going for a song |
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[Repeat Chorus Twice] |
