| [00:01.580] | 農夫的新歌,p得霸氣一點 |
| [00:04.560] | 靈感是來自網上的一個同樣的話題 |
| [00:08.150] | 什麼為止p呢? |
| [00:09.980] | 就是說p圖呢? |
| [00:12.100] | 那如何p圖呢? |
| [00:13.950] | 就是希望用一些電腦的軟件 |
| [00:16.750] | 然後把自己的照片弄的好看一點 |
| [00:19.830] | 所以很多朋友都會在網上 |
| [00:22.220] | 求那些網友幫他們 |
| [00:24.800] | 把自己的照片弄的好看一點吶 |
| [00:27.670] | 幫我p一下好嗎? |
| [00:29.280] | 然後,網友都是一些很幽默的人吶 |
| [00:32.880] | 他不一定把你的照片弄好 |
| [00:35.580] | 反而是把它們弄的很有趣 |
| [00:39.390] | 很搞笑啊 這樣子 |
| [00:41.890] | 所以我們就希望 |
| [00:42.960] | 這首歌 p得霸氣一點 |
| [00:45.840] | 大家聽起來的時候能夠像網上的那些照片一樣 |
| [00:50.500] | 讓大家覺得搞笑 |
| [00:52.810] | 覺得有趣 |
| [00:54.060] | 那就很好了 |
| [00:55.200] | 开始啦 最紧要相机拍先 相机拍先 |
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| [01:03.360] | 开波啦 最紧要相机踢先 相机踢先 |
| [01:07.230] | 各大神大神 麻烦P得霸气一点 |
| [01:11.170] | 唔洗拗 嚟个三炒高炒低炒侧炒 |
| [01:15.190] | 唔洗比较 我未加特效 |
| [01:18.300] | 你同我定啲啦啲啦 我知啦知啦 |
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| [01:32.090] | 我帮你P到男人流口水 |
| [01:33.850] | 一拎起自拍神器 个个变独臂神尼 |
| [01:38.770] | 单手影 咁神奇 我哋有自拍神技 |
| [01:42.600] | 呢面 嗰面 左面 你喺边面 |
| [01:56.250] | 呢面 嗰面 左面 侧面 |
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| [02:01.790] | 边面 嗰面 最后一面 |
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| [02:19.190] | 各大神大神 麻烦P得霸气一点 |
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| [02:32.680] | (其实) 真人似糖兄 |
| [02:34.420] | 你P图 要知道 咪改到 基因改造 |
| [02:38.280] | 大神 求求你 |
| [02:39.810] | 帮我P架法拉利 |
| [02:41.460] | 加个陈法拉挨喺我大脾 |
| [02:43.710] | 美图唔代表我自卑 |
| [02:45.770] | 我点样执相有我嘅权利 |
| [02:47.910] | 唔欣赏 照分享 |
| [02:49.610] | 我我我有一个梦想 |
| [02:51.490] | (P张相嚟凼自己) |
| [02:53.410] | 呢面 嗰面 左面 你喺边面 |
| [03:07.680] | 呢面 嗰面 左面 侧面 |
| [03:10.810] | 拉面 捞面 炒面 丁面 |
| [03:12.700] | 边面 嗰面 最后一面 |
| [03:14.780] | 面面面面面 食你煮嘅 |
| [03:16.690] | 拉面 捞面 炒面 丁面 |
| [03:18.450] | 伊面伊健加埋李思in |
| [03:20.450] | 临兵斗者皆数组在前 诛邪 |
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| [03:29.800] | 修脚拉长埋个人 |
| [03:31.340] | 画走埋个肚腩 |
| [03:32.540] | 喔 要条罅呀嘛 |
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| [03:36.260] | 咁鲁芬BB都变Angelababy啦 |
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| [03:44.870] | 开餐啦 最紧要相机吔先 相机吔先 |
| [03:48.660] | 开波啦 最紧要相机踢先 相机踢先 |
| [03:52.780] | 各大神大神 麻烦P得霸气一点 |
| [03:56.280] | 开始啦 最紧要相机拍先 相机拍先 |
| [04:00.120] | 开餐啦 最紧要相机吔先 相机吔先 |
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| [04:07.910] | 各大神大神 麻烦P得霸气一点 |
| [04:11.980] |
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| [00:04.560] | ling gan shi lai zi wang shang de yi ge tong yang de hua ti |
| [00:08.150] | shen me wei zhi p ne? |
| [00:09.980] | jiu shi shuo p tu ne? |
| [00:12.100] | na ru he p tu ne? |
| [00:13.950] | jiu shi xi wang yong yi xie dian nao de ruan jian |
| [00:16.750] | ran hou ba zi ji de zhao pian nong de hao kan yi dian |
| [00:19.830] | suo yi hen duo peng you dou hui zai wang shang |
| [00:22.220] | qiu nei xie wang you bang ta men |
| [00:24.800] | ba zi ji de zhao pian nong de hao kan yi dian na |
| [00:27.670] | bang wo p yi xia hao ma? |
| [00:29.280] | ran hou, wang you dou shi yi xie hen you mo de ren na |
| [00:32.880] | ta bu yi ding ba ni de zhao pian nong hao |
| [00:35.580] | fan er shi ba ta men nong de hen you qu |
| [00:39.390] | hen gao xiao a zhe yang zi |
| [00:41.890] | suo yi wo men jiu xi wang |
| [00:42.960] | zhe shou ge p de ba qi yi dian |
| [00:45.840] | da jia ting qi lai de shi hou neng gou xiang wang shang de nei xie zhao pian yi yang |
| [00:50.500] | rang da jia jue de gao xiao |
| [00:52.810] | jue de you qu |
| [00:54.060] | na jiu hen hao le |
| [00:55.200] | kai shi la zui jin yao xiang ji pai xian xiang ji pai xian |
| [00:59.540] | kai can la zui jin yao xiang ji ye xian xiang ji ye xian |
| [01:03.360] | kai bo la zui jin yao xiang ji ti xian xiang ji ti xian |
| [01:07.230] | ge da shen da shen ma fan P de ba qi yi dian |
| [01:11.170] | wu xi ao li ge san chao gao chao di chao ce chao |
| [01:15.190] | wu xi bi jiao wo wei jia te xiao |
| [01:18.300] | ni tong wo ding di la di la wo zhi la zhi la |
| [01:20.530] | zai P xia P xia zui jin yao P di xia |
| [01:23.710] | na mi you luo ni mi you luo |
| [01:26.130] | jiu suan yi ge fei lao wo jian ni yi chang li dao |
| [01:28.310] | wo dou bang ni P ge yue zha du |
| [01:29.740] | jiu suan yi ge chou nv wo dou wu xiang ni shou zui |
| [01:32.090] | wo bang ni P dao nan ren liu kou shui |
| [01:33.850] | yi lin qi zi pai shen qi ge ge bian du bi shen ni |
| [01:38.770] | dan shou ying han shen qi wo die you zi pai shen ji |
| [01:42.600] | ne mian ge mian zuo mian ni xi bian mian |
| [01:56.250] | ne mian ge mian zuo mian ce mian |
| [02:00.030] | la mian lao mian chao mian ding mian |
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| [02:06.840] | kai shi la zui jin yao xiang ji pai xian xiang ji pai xian |
| [02:11.170] | kai can la zui jin yao xiang ji ye xian xiang ji ye xian |
| [02:15.000] | kai bo la zui jin yao xiang ji ti xian xiang ji ti xian |
| [02:19.190] | ge da shen da shen ma fan P de ba qi yi dian |
| [02:23.300] | ju gao ni bu shou ji |
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| [02:26.810] | chen wo zhong xi du mi dong xi du |
| [02:28.680] | yao zi pai kai jiu guo li |
| [02:30.650] | ni P dao shi han xing |
| [02:32.680] | qi shi zhen ren shi tang xiong |
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| [02:38.280] | da shen qiu qiu ni |
| [02:39.810] | bang wo P jia fa la li |
| [02:41.460] | jia ge chen fa la ai xi wo da pi |
| [02:43.710] | mei tu wu dai biao wo zi bei |
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| [02:47.910] | wu xin shang zhao fen xiang |
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| [02:51.490] | P zhang xiang li dang zi ji |
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| [03:10.810] | la mian lao mian chao mian ding mian |
| [03:12.700] | bian mian ge mian zui hou yi mian |
| [03:14.780] | mian mian mian mian mian shi ni zhu kai |
| [03:16.690] | la mian lao mian chao mian ding mian |
| [03:18.450] | yi mian yi jian jia mai li si in |
| [03:20.450] | lin bing dou zhe jie shu zu zai qian zhu xie |
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| [03:27.200] | na ni zhi da mai zhi yan xue gu hai fu |
| [03:29.800] | xiu jiao la chang mai ge ren |
| [03:31.340] | hua zou mai ge du nan |
| [03:32.540] | o yao tiao xia ya ma |
| [03:34.120] | hao yi jian mei yan mi bian zhou xiu na luo |
| [03:36.260] | han lu fen BB dou bian Angelababy la |
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| [03:52.780] | ge da shen da shen ma fan P de ba qi yi dian |
| [03:56.280] | kai shi la zui jin yao xiang ji pai xian xiang ji pai xian |
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| [00:09.980] | jiù shì shuō p tú ne? |
| [00:12.100] | nà rú hé p tú ne? |
| [00:13.950] | jiù shì xī wàng yòng yī xiē diàn nǎo de ruǎn jiàn |
| [00:16.750] | rán hòu bǎ zì jǐ de zhào piān nòng de hǎo kàn yī diǎn |
| [00:19.830] | suǒ yǐ hěn duō péng yǒu dōu huì zài wǎng shàng |
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| [00:27.670] | bāng wǒ p yī xià hǎo ma? |
| [00:29.280] | rán hòu, wǎng yǒu dōu shì yī xiē hěn yōu mò de rén nà |
| [00:32.880] | tā bù yí dìng bǎ nǐ de zhào piān nòng hǎo |
| [00:35.580] | fǎn ér shì bǎ tā men nòng de hěn yǒu qù |
| [00:39.390] | hěn gǎo xiào a zhè yàng zi |
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| [00:45.840] | dà jiā tīng qǐ lái de shí hòu néng gòu xiàng wǎng shàng de nèi xiē zhào piān yī yàng |
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| [00:52.810] | jué dé yǒu qù |
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