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APRIL, KATHY, MARTA: |
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Doo-doo-doo-doo! |
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Doo-doo-doo-doo! |
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! |
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You could drive a person crazy, |
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You could drive a person mad. |
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First you make a person hazy |
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So a person could be had, |
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Then you leave a person dangling sadly |
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Outside your door, |
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Which could only make a person gladly |
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Want you even more. |
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I could understand a person |
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If it's not a person's bag. |
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I could understand a person |
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If a person was a fag. |
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But worse 'n that, |
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A person that |
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Titillates a person and then leaves her flat |
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Is crazy, |
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He's a troubled person, |
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He's a truly crazy person himself. |
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KATHY: |
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When a person's personality is personable, |
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He should not sit like a lump. |
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It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull |
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To try to get you off of your rump. |
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So single and attentive and attractive a man |
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Is everything a person could wish, |
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But turning off a person is the act of a man |
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Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish. |
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APRIL, KATHY, MARTA: |
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Knock-knock! Is anybody there? |
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Knock-knock! It really isn't fair. |
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Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms. |
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Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms. |
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All that sweet affection! |
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What is wrong? |
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Where's the loose connection? |
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How long, O Lord, how long? |
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Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby, |
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You could drive a person buggy, |
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You could blow a person's cool. |
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Like you make a person feel all huggy |
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While you make her feel a fool. |
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When a person says that you upset her, |
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That's when you're good. |
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You impersonate a person better |
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Than a zombie should. |
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I could understand a person |
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If he wasn't good in bed. |
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I could understand a person |
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If he actually was dead. |
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Exclusive you! |
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Elusive you! |
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Will any person ever get the juice of you? |
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You're crazy, |
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You're a lovely person, |
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You're a moving, |
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Deeply malajusted, |
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Never to be trusted, |
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Crazy person yourself. |
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Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up! |