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The piano has been drinking |
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my necktie is asleep |
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and the combo went back to New York |
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the jukebox has to take a leak |
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and the carpet needs a haircut |
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and the spotlight looks like a prison break |
| [00:42.86] |
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes |
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and the balcony's on the make |
| [00:53.40] |
and the piano has been drinking |
| [00:58.69] |
the piano has been drinking... |
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and the menus are all freezing |
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and the lightman's blind in one eye |
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and he can't see out of the other |
| [01:19.38] |
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid |
| [01:25.10] |
and he showed up with his mother |
| [01:29.90] |
and the piano has been drinking |
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the piano has been drinking |
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cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler |
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cream puff casper milk toast |
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and the owner is a mental midget |
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with the I.Q. of a fencepost |
| [02:01.86] |
cause the piano has been drinking |
| [02:07.30] |
the piano has been drinking... |
| [02:12.77] |
and you can't find your waitress |
| [02:18.36] |
with a Geiger counter |
| [02:23.10] |
And she hates you and your friends |
| [02:27.30] |
and you just can't get served |
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without her |
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and the box-office is drooling |
| [02:38.71] |
and the bar stools are on fire |
| [02:44.08] |
and the newspapers were fooling |
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and the ash-trays have retired |
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the piano has been drinking |
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the piano has been drinking |
| [03:05.16] |
The piano has been drinking |
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not me, not me, not me, not me, not me |
