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"Well, I remember it as though it were a meal ago," |
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Said Tommy the Cat, as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign |
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matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. |
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Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank |
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down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. |
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Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator! |
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Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell |
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but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did: |
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"She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit. |
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The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in |
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even the oldest of the Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days. |
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The sight was beyond belief! |
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Many a head snapped double, even triple, takes |
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as this vivacious feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway, |
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where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out. |
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They hung out in droves. |
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Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place, |
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and that was O'Malley's Alley! |
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The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended), |
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but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch |
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as she sauntered straight to the heart of the alleyway. |
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She knew what she wanted! |
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She was lookin' for that stud bull. |
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She was lookin' for that He cat. |
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And that was me. |
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Tommy the Cat is my name, and I say unto thee, |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? |
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Baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby |
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Say baby" |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? |
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Baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby |
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Say baby |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? |
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Baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? |
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Baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby |
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Say baby |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? |
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Baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby |
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Say baby |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? |
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Baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby |
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Say baby |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? |
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Baby, do you wanna lay down with me? |
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Say baby |
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Say baby |
