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Today is the day, the day that |
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I dreadI hardly wanna get up out of my bed |
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My old woman's getting married and |
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I'm a little jealous |
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I'm takin' a whole lotta kids from the other fellas |
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I'm goin' outta my way, ain't goin' to waste no time |
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I'm goin' to make that little woman all mine |
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There she stood in the wedding aisle |
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And the train on her gown had nearly stretched a mile, well |
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What would |
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I do to be in that man's shoes |
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I've got the heels runnin' all with my old woman blues |
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Oh, she's mine now, we won't be back soon |
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It might have been his wedding but it's my honeymoon |
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At the reception everythin' was great |
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I ate the wedding cake right off the golden plate |
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They asked me to leave but |
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I was feelin' bold |
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So I downed a bottle of wine that was a hundred years old |
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I'm goin' outta my way, ain't goin' to waste no time |
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And I'm goin' to make that little woman all mine |
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As they were leavin' in a big |
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Limousine car |
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Well, I remembered that |
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I parked my car, way pretty far |
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She let me in when |
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I asked them for a ride |
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I threw the groom out of the |
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Limo and made love to the bride |
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Oh, she's mine now, we won't be back soon |
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It might have been his wedding but it's my honeymoon |
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Oh, she's mine now, she's singin' a different tune |
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Well, it might have been his wedding but it's my honeymoon |