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Mummy my mummy my mummy's in a mental home |
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She was living in suburbia in a nice big house |
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All the bills were paid for the garden faced south |
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The carpet was a thick and shaggy pile |
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Neighbours drank her coffee were polite and smiled |
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Husband in insurance earned a tidy sum |
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Children all happy having lots of fun |
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One-day mummy woke up and said what does it all mean |
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Now she's in the mental home thinks she is the Queen |
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One day mummy woke up said what's it all about |
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Now she's in the nut house throws herself about |
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On her tombstone you can read the lie |
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She was a good mummy till the day she died |