| 歌曲 | Hampsters |
| 歌手 | The Tiger Lillies |
| 专辑 | Farmyard Filth |
| 作曲 : Jacques | |
| I love a little hamster up my rectum | |
| It makes me feel so bright and so gay | |
| What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw | |
| It makes me orgasm every day | |
| I love a little hamster up my rectum | |
| I freeze up to twenty every day | |
| They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw | |
| It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray | |
| I love a little hamster up my rectum | |
| But they always try to get out up my arse | |
| They try and they try and then they do die | |
| They always pick the wrong end of the shaft | |
| I love a little hamster up the rectum | |
| But they always try to get out the wrong way | |
| They try try then they do die | |
| Always try to exit the wrong way | |
| But now my rectum has been ruptured | |
| And in the pet shop I no longer pay | |
| I’m left to reminisce of my moments of bliss | |
| When with hamsters I had my evil ways | |
| I love a little hamster up the rectum | |
| I love a little hamster up the arse | |
| I love a little hamster up the anus | |
| It always makes me laugh | |
| I love a little hamster up the rectum | |
| I love a little hamster up the bum | |
| I love a little hamster up the bumhole | |
| Now that’s what I call fun fun fun fun … |
| zuò qǔ : Jacques | |
| I love a little hamster up my rectum | |
| It makes me feel so bright and so gay | |
| What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw | |
| It makes me orgasm every day | |
| I love a little hamster up my rectum | |
| I freeze up to twenty every day | |
| They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw | |
| It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray | |
| I love a little hamster up my rectum | |
| But they always try to get out up my arse | |
| They try and they try and then they do die | |
| They always pick the wrong end of the shaft | |
| I love a little hamster up the rectum | |
| But they always try to get out the wrong way | |
| They try try then they do die | |
| Always try to exit the wrong way | |
| But now my rectum has been ruptured | |
| And in the pet shop I no longer pay | |
| I' m left to reminisce of my moments of bliss | |
| When with hamsters I had my evil ways | |
| I love a little hamster up the rectum | |
| I love a little hamster up the arse | |
| I love a little hamster up the anus | |
| It always makes me laugh | |
| I love a little hamster up the rectum | |
| I love a little hamster up the bum | |
| I love a little hamster up the bumhole | |
| Now that' s what I call fun fun fun fun |