| 歌曲 | Waiters |
| 歌手 | The Tiger Lillies |
| 专辑 | Farmyard Filth |
| 作曲 : Jacques | |
| Fill my sandwich my sandwich my sandwich with snot | |
| With bogeys and mucus and whatever you’ve got | |
| Piss on my pork pie piss on my veg | |
| Cum over my croutons and shoot sperm on my eggs | |
| Into my soup your pimples please squeeze | |
| Wipe your arse wipe your arse on my cheese | |
| Into my broth your blood please | |
| If you’ve got if you’ve got a disease | |
| The waiter | |
| He’s a masturbator | |
| The waiter | |
| He’s a masturbator | |
| Well dunk your **** in my toad-in-the-hole | |
| I think you’re a bastard without a soul | |
| Dunk your **** in my donut | |
| I think you’re a maniac and a nut | |
| The waiter | |
| He’s a masturbator | |
| The waiter | |
| He’s a masturbator | |
| If you had seen how he creamed | |
| How he creamed my potatoes | |
| Well he must be | |
| He must be a masturbator | |
| But worst of all he’s been sick in my soup | |
| And into my vol-au-vents he has pooped |
| zuò qǔ : Jacques | |
| Fill my sandwich my sandwich my sandwich with snot | |
| With bogeys and mucus and whatever you' ve got | |
| Piss on my pork pie piss on my veg | |
| Cum over my croutons and shoot sperm on my eggs | |
| Into my soup your pimples please squeeze | |
| Wipe your arse wipe your arse on my cheese | |
| Into my broth your blood please | |
| If you' ve got if you' ve got a disease | |
| The waiter | |
| He' s a masturbator | |
| The waiter | |
| He' s a masturbator | |
| Well dunk your in my toadinthehole | |
| I think you' re a bastard without a soul | |
| Dunk your in my donut | |
| I think you' re a maniac and a nut | |
| The waiter | |
| He' s a masturbator | |
| The waiter | |
| He' s a masturbator | |
| If you had seen how he creamed | |
| How he creamed my potatoes | |
| Well he must be | |
| He must be a masturbator | |
| But worst of all he' s been sick in my soup | |
| And into my volauvents he has pooped |