| 歌曲 | Aunty Mabel |
| 歌手 | The Tiger Lillies |
| 专辑 | Farmyard Filth |
| 作曲 : Jacques | |
| Aunty Mabel liked more than | |
| Just a drop of rum | |
| She could take a crew of sailors | |
| Each one up her bum | |
| Well she knew the street corners | |
| Of her town well | |
| But Aunty Mabel Aunty Mabel’s secret | |
| Was that she was not a girl | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She wasn’t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She had a … | |
| Aunty Mabel’s orifice | |
| It had been well used | |
| By a judge a judge jury and | |
| By the accused | |
| She had lost both her legs | |
| Cut off in the war | |
| So to support herself | |
| Had sailors by the score | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| Well she wasn’t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She had a … | |
| Well her orifice had been well used | |
| She was well known as the | |
| Well known as the best screw around | |
| And if you’re feeling horny | |
| You can give Aunty Mabel a spin | |
| Then you can leave her money in her | |
| Disabled tin | |
| Well Aunty Mabel | |
| She wasn’t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She had a … | |
| Well if you put your hands between | |
| My Aunty Mabel’s plastic artificial thighs | |
| And you try to feel her snatch | |
| You’re in for a surprise | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She wasn’t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel Mabel Mabel | |
| Had a dick dick dick dick dick | |
| Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick |
| zuò qǔ : Jacques | |
| Aunty Mabel liked more than | |
| Just a drop of rum | |
| She could take a crew of sailors | |
| Each one up her bum | |
| Well she knew the street corners | |
| Of her town well | |
| But Aunty Mabel Aunty Mabel' s secret | |
| Was that she was not a girl | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She wasn' t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She had a | |
| Aunty Mabel' s orifice | |
| It had been well used | |
| By a judge a judge jury and | |
| By the accused | |
| She had lost both her legs | |
| Cut off in the war | |
| So to support herself | |
| Had sailors by the score | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| Well she wasn' t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She had a | |
| Well her orifice had been well used | |
| She was well known as the | |
| Well known as the best screw around | |
| And if you' re feeling horny | |
| You can give Aunty Mabel a spin | |
| Then you can leave her money in her | |
| Disabled tin | |
| Well Aunty Mabel | |
| She wasn' t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She had a | |
| Well if you put your hands between | |
| My Aunty Mabel' s plastic artificial thighs | |
| And you try to feel her snatch | |
| You' re in for a surprise | |
| Aunty Mabel | |
| She wasn' t a chick | |
| Aunty Mabel Mabel Mabel | |
| Had a dick dick dick dick dick | |
| Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick |