| 歌曲 | The Art of Self-Defense |
| 歌手 | The Jesus Lizard |
| 专辑 | Liar |
| A diminutive figure in a filthy loin cloth | |
| Is en route to your house just to knock you off | |
| A sad pygmy who takes small steps | |
| Who weeps while he snuffs you | |
| Who sits on your chest | |
| The art of self-defense | |
| A diminutive figure in a filthy loin cloth | |
| Is en route to your house just to knock you off | |
| A sad, sad, sad, sad, sad pygmy | |
| He weeps while he snuffs you | |
| He sits on your chest | |
| To him you're no different from all the rest | |
| The art of self-defense | |
| A sad, sad, sad, sad, sad pygmy |