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Somewhere between Never Neverland and Wonderland |
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In a land called Never Wonderland |
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There lived a beautiful wealthy young divorcee |
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With a checkered past and a bad memory |
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Who should probably remain nameless |
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And men travelled from far and wide and try to win her hand |
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And she took in stragglers from all over the known world |
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Her newest guests were (as her mother called them) |
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"The latest Russians to defect" |
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One's name was Hefner |
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The other's name was Disney |
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Disney smoked a pipe and was very philosophical |
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He was constantly surrounded by go-go girls |
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And he used to take pictures of them without any clothes on |
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And sell them to the neighborhood children |
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Hefner on the other hand was not so introspective |
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He loved a good story just like anybody else |
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In fact he loved the myths of Never Wonderland so much |
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That he made elaborate moulded plastic sculptures |
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Of the characters in the myths |
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Then ... he would put them out in the garden |
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Until .... he had built a whole nother land in Never Wonderland |
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Which he called Hefnerland |
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And the neighborhood children loved them |
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They had lots of fun playing in Hefnerland |
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And looking at all Disney's go-go pictures |
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Because they didn't know any better |
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And they didn't know any worse |
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But the beautiful young wealthy divorcee thought |
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That they were only after her money |
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Sometimes she even wished they would go back to Russia |
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(But between you and me they were really dupes of the Wicked King |
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Who wanted to rob the children of their dreams) |
