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Daisy, oh you're so shapely |
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Open your eyes up, if you wise up you could be a lady |
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Yeah, yeah |
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[VERSE 1] |
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Let's take this from the top |
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I wanna talk about a girl who's been around the block |
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She seems like a sweet chick, she's a beatnik |
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Or so I heard from other cats that she sleeps with |
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She'll hold a conversation light as a twig |
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With a song and dance about likin to live |
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And before you know it she slipped out of the party |
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To paint the town with another Goodtime Charlie |
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She likes diamonds and cashmere |
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But she'll settle for a dinner and cab fare |
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Back in school she was a bad Betty |
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Who had to go steady with Chad, Derrick and Eddy |
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Now she's graduated to a home-wrecker |
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Who never regrets, so save the lecture |
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You're stylish and cavalier |
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But sweetie, you need to take a look in the mirror |
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Daisy, oh you're so shapely |
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Open your eyes up, if you wise up you could be a lady |
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Yeah, yeah |
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She's danger and you can't save her |
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So call the reverend, why in heaven can't you be a lady? |
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Yeah yeah |
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Let's take this from the top |
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Let's take this from the top |
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[VERSE 2] |
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She seems straight off a billboard |
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With the looks girls kill for |
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But she swings like Happy Gilmore |
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I know one cat claimin in love |
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While she runs around and drags his name in the mud |
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Impersonating the good girl like charades |
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Sold your soul, she's as cold as the Ice Capade |
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You'll be in a dump feelin stabbed in the back |
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While she's puffin on a cigarette havin a laugh |
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Buddy, you barked up the wrong tree |
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So sing a new song and keep it on key |
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And don't let the freak crawl back on your love seat |
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Say, "Don't touch me, please move your butt cheek" |
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She's a tramp, you can ask Ol' Blue Eyes |
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Or Prince, who said act your age not your shoe size |
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Girls, if you don't wanna be lonely |
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Well, show a little class quick fast, so you won't be |
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Daisy, oh you're so shapely |
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Open your eyes up, if you wise up you could be a lady |
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Yeah, yeah |
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She's danger and you can't save her |
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So call the reverend, why in heaven can't you be a lady? |
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Yeah yeah |
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Let's take this from the top |
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Let's take this from the top |
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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen |
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That's right Daisy, you better do right |
