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I was just a noob the first time I went to BattleOn. |
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I was a stranger, in danger in a world gone wrong. |
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I was surrounded by a sinister, unholy throng. |
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Went to my inventory and I put my armor on. |
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Why? No lie! |
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It was the Day of the Dead |
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Did you hear what I just said? |
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Oh, oh, oh, I wouldn't put you on. |
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It was the Day of the Dead, |
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I tried not to lose my head. |
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Oh, oh, oh, right here in BattleOn. |
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The place was teaming with some creatures fighting tooth and claw |
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An evil skeleton made off with my new Blade of Awe. |
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I reached for the Book of Lore to see just what was going on. |
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Zorbak and Deady had unleashed an evil from beyond. |
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Why? No lie! |
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It was the Day of the Dead |
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Did you hear what I just said? |
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Oh, oh, oh, I wouldn't put you on |
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It was the Day of the Dead, |
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I tried not to lose my head. |
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Oh, oh, oh, right here in BattleOn. |
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The locals tell me not to fear, |
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It happens at least once a year. |
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When Friday the 13th is near I fear that.... |
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All the undead show up here for the gear! |
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Why? No lie! |
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It was the Day of the Dead |
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Did you hear what I just said? |
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Oh, oh, oh, I wouldn't put you on |
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It was the Day of the Dead, |
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I tried not to lose my head. |
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Oh, oh, oh, right here in BattleOn. |
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Artix, Twilly, Warlic, Cleric Joy, |
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Oh, oh, oh, they help me destroy.... |
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Frogzards, Wereboars, Spiders, Wolves and Slime! |
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Oh oh oh, I pwn them every time! |
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Watch out Drakath, you're next on my list! |