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You're a slob, it's such a bore, |
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Your underwear strewn on the floor. |
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And you're a packrat, most extreme, |
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our house is full of magazines. |
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The toilet's broke, and yet I bet, |
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his majesty ain't fixed it yet. |
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You're one to talk, sleepyhead, |
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and get your fat ass out of bed. |
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Oh but in the eyes of god, |
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We said our vows before the pews. |
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"Not until death may we part" |
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So until then I'm stuck with you. |
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You swore that you'd be true to me, |
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But gave be infidelity. |
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Why should I give a tinker's cuss? |
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She was your sister, what's the fuss? |
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Well then, let's propose a truce. |
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What's good for gander is good for goose. |
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Hey now that's different, you took to bed, |
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My favorite dog and all my friends! |
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Oh but in the eyes of god, |
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We said our vows before the pews. |
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"not until death may we part" |
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So until then I'm stuck with you. |
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Oh but in the eyes of god, |
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We said our vows before the pews. |
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"not until death may we part" |
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This is my curse, I said "I do." |
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Better or worse I'm stuck with you. |
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You poked my eye, I wear a patch. |
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I should've given you one to match. |
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Did you forget, you forgot me back? |
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You chopped my thumb off with an axe. |
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You drowned my kittens one by one. |
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You looked like you were having fun. |
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You stabbed my mother, in the chest |
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With a Korean bayonet! |
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Oh but in the eyes of god, |
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We said our vows before the pews. |
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"Not until death may we part" |
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So until then I'm stuck with you. |
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Oh but in the eyes of god, |
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We said our vows before the pews. |
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"Not until death may we part" |
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This is my curse, I said "I do." |
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Lest you die first I'm stuck with you. |
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And now I lie here in the grave. |
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I pray to god my soul to save. |
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And in the darkness of the tomb, |
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I'm glad I'm lying next to you. |
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And as I lay here 6 feet down |
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My body buried under ground. |
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In this dank, and dreary cold, |
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I'm just glad I'm not alone. |
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Oh but in the eyes of god, |
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We said our vows before the pews. |
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"Not until death may we part" |
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So until then I'm stuck with you. |
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Oh but in the eyes of god, |
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We said our vows before the pews. |
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"Not until death may we part" |
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I'm not sad I said, "I do." |
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I'm just glad I was stuck with you. |
