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Peel me a grape, crush me some ice |
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Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow |
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Start me a smoke, talk to me nice |
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You got to wine me and dine me |
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Don't try and train me, chow mein me |
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Best way to serve me, hors d'oeuvre me |
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I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape |
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Pop me a cork, French me a fry |
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Crack me a nut, bring a bowl fulla bon-bons |
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Chill me some wine, keep standing by |
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Just entertain me, champagne me |
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Best way to cheer me, cashmere me |
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Best way to smell me, Chanel me |
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I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape |
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Here's how to be an agreeable chap |
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Love me and leave me in luxury's lap |
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Hop when I holler, skip when I snap |
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When I say 'do it,' jump to it |
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Send out for Scotch, call me a cab |
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Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals |
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Just hang around, pick up the tab |
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Never outthink me, just mink me |
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Polar bear rug me, don't bug me |
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New Thunderbird me, you heard me |
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I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape |
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Credits: |
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Frishberg, Dave - Songwriter |
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SWIFTWATER MUSIC - Publisher |