| 歌曲 | The Big Bang Theory Theme |
| 歌手 | Barenaked Ladies |
| 专辑 | The Big Bang Theory Theme |
| [00:00.840] | Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, |
| [00:03.550] | Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... |
| [00:07.020] | The Earth began to cool, |
| [00:08.580] | The autotrophs began to drool, |
| [00:10.100] | Neanderthals developed tools, |
| [00:11.590] | We built a wall (we built the pyramids), |
| [00:13.010] | Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, |
| [00:15.790] | That all started with the big bang! |
| [00:18.900] | "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, |
| [00:21.820] | As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. |
| [00:24.900] | A fraction of a second and the elements were made. |
| [00:27.150] | The bipeds stood up straight, |
| [00:29.790] | The dinosaurs all met their fate, |
| [00:31.040] | They tried to leap but they were late |
| [00:32.290] | And they all died (they froze their asses off) |
| [00:33.690] | The oceans and pangea |
| [00:35.050] | See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya |
| [00:36.740] | Set in motion by the same big bang! |
| [00:39.590] | It all started with the big BANG! |
| [00:43.900] | It's expanding ever outward but one day |
| [00:49.060] | It will cause the stars to go the other way, |
| [00:54.480] | Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt |
| [00:59.410] | Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! |
| [01:17.170] | Australopithecus would really have been sick of us |
| [01:20.380] | Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) |
| [01:23.710] | Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy |
| [01:26.260] | It all started with the big bang! |
| [01:29.140] | Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology |
| [01:32.850] | It all started with the big bang! |
| [01:34.990] | It all started with the big BANG! |
| [00:00.840] | yǔ zhòu yí dù yòu tàng yòu chóu mì |
| [00:03.550] | 140 yì nián qián zhōng yú bào le zhà děng zhe qiáo... |
| [00:07.020] | dì qiú kāi shǐ jiàng wēn |
| [00:08.580] | zì yǎng shēng wù lái qǐ hòng |
| [00:10.100] | xué jū rén fā míng gōng jù |
| [00:11.590] | wǒ men jiàn cháng chéng wǒ men jiàn jīn zì tǎ |
| [00:13.010] | shù xué zì rán kē xué lì shǐ jiē kāi shén mì |
| [00:15.790] | yī qiè yóu dà bào zhà kāi shǐ |
| [00:18.900] | qí shí rén lèi lì shǐ méi yǒu duō jiǔ |
| [00:21.820] | xīng xì xíng chéng shí jiān bǐ chàng wán zhè zhī gē hái yào duǎn |
| [00:24.900] | yuán sù zài wēi miǎo jiān biàn xíng chéng le |
| [00:27.150] | liǎng zú dòng wù zhí lì xíng zǒu |
| [00:29.790] | kǒng lóng dōu dé rèn mìng le |
| [00:31.040] | xiǎng yào tū biàn méi lái de jí |
| [00:32.290] | jiù sǐ guāng guāng le pp dōu dòng chéng le huà shí |
| [00:33.690] | dà yáng hé fàn gǔ lù |
| [00:35.050] | bài bài cái bù xiǎng xué nǐ |
| [00:36.740] | dōu shì bào zhà rě de huò |
| [00:39.590] | yī qiè cóng dà bào zhà kāi shǐ |
| [00:43.900] | yǔ zhòu xiàng wài péng zhàng dàn yǒu yì tiān |
| [00:49.060] | xīng qiú huì fǎn fāng xiàng yùn dòng |
| [00:54.480] | xiàng nèi tān tā fǎn zhèng wǒ men bù zài le bú huì jué de téng |
| [00:59.410] | wǒ men měi hǎo guāng huī de xíng xiàng jiāng yǐn fā yī chǎng gèng dà de bào zhà |
| [01:17.170] | nán fāng gǔ yuán kěn dìng bù shuǎng wǒ men |
| [01:20.380] | zài tā men zhuō lù shí jī jī wāi wāi wǒ men xiàn zài zhuō diàn nǎo bìng dú le |
| [01:23.710] | zōng jiào tiān wén wēi ruǎn bǎi kē jiù yuē shēn mìng jì |
| [01:26.260] | yī qiè cóng dà bào zhà kāi shǐ |
| [01:29.140] | yīn yuè shén huà ài yīn sī tǎn zhān xīng shù |
| [01:32.850] | yī qiè cóng dà bào zhà kāi shǐ |
| [01:34.990] | yī qiè cóng dà bào zhà kāi shǐ |