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Last night I was dreaming, |
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Dreamed about the H-bomb, |
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Well, the bomb went off, |
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And I was caught, |
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I was the only man underground. |
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There was a thirteen women, |
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And only one man in town, |
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Thirteen women, |
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And only one man in town, |
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And as funny as it may be, |
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The one and only man in town was me, |
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Well, thirteen women, |
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And me the only man around. |
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I had two gals every morning, |
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Seeing that I was well fed, |
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And believe you me, |
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One sweetened my tea, |
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While another one buttered my bread. |
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Two gals gave me my money, |
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Two gals made me my clothes, |
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And another sweet thing, |
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Bought me a diamond ring, |
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About forty carets, I suppose. |
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Well, thirteen women, |
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And only one man in town, |
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There was a thirteen women, |
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And only one man in town, |
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There was something I can't forget, |
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Because I think of those, |
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Thirteen women and yet, |
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Well, thirteen women, |
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And only one man around. |
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I had three girls dancing the mambo, |
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Three girls balling the jack, |
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And all the rest really did their best, |
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Boy, they sure were a lively pack, |
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I thought I was in heaven, |
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And all of these angels were mine, |
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But I woke up and I ended the dream, |
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Cause I had to get to work on time. |
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Well, thirteen women, |
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And only one man in town, |
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There was a thirteen women, |
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And only one man in town, |
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No, I can't tell you where I've been, |
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Cause I kinda think that someday, |
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I'll go back again, |
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To those thirteen women, |
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And me the only man around. |
