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Yo, you know this is.. |
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FON-KAY I'd like to say rest in peace, to |
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Aaliyah (sweet thing) |
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And 'Left |
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Eye' Lopez |
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But, you know, shout out to my man |
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Bruce Lee |
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Jackie Chan, check it out, |
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Jet Li [Verse One] |
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I'ma bring it to you like this |
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Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish |
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Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap |
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Shell tops new and |
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Space Invaders cap |
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Old school like, bread and gravy |
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Me and Monty roll together like |
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Fred and Grady |
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Ain't, nothin you can say to stop this mad man |
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Play Defender, |
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Centipede and |
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Ms. Pac-Man |
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Just like |
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Martin Luther |
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I had a dream |
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In a house with no heat, just kerosene |
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Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection |
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The type to wear |
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Timbs to a weddin reception |
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I'm so smart, |
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I even got a |
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GED Plus a vide-oh-oh, |
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BET, and M |
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TV I'm the best thing out now go ask your moms |
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Spendin money on cars just to pass the time [Chorus] |
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Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good {*scratch: "Egg foo yung"*} |
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Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good {*scratch: "Fried one time"*} |
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Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good {*sample: "Mix it mix it up nice"*} |
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I need a couple of egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good [Verse Two] |
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I'm the Uptown rhymer, large like |
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Big Momma |
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Keep three girls on the couch like "Oh Drama" |
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End every line with period, no comma |
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Hidin out 'til |
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I'm found like |
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Osama Walk on water, filled with pirahnas |
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Want the tie within coats with no liner |
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If I ever lose my girl, |
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I go find her |
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If not, I got |
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Shirl' and |
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Tawanna Right back on ya, yep the old timer |
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Any contract you got, |
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I no sign-a |
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Don't smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a |
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Everything that |
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I wear, is de-signer |
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Just like |
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Dolce, hang with |
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Gabbana Biz |
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Mark play his part, the show timer |
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Make any party hot like your sauna |
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Still keep the crowd controlled with no drama [Chorus] - change last line to "I need SOME egg rolls.." etc. [Verse Three] |
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It's the Mmah, |
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Zah-aYYAH, |
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Rrah, Zah- |
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KaYYAH When |
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Guiliani leave |
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I will be the |
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Mayor In the year two-thou', |
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I'm gonna house |
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I'm still tryin to look up a girl's blouse |
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Got a Hummer for the summer, |
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Benz for my girlfriend |
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When it comes to ice, |
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I got a lot of dia-monds |
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I'm hangin at the |
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Rucker, watchin skip-to-my-loo |
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Girls askin me to do the {*puh, ah one-two*} |
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Weather is good, about eighty degrees |
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My X-Ray vision seein thongs and |
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G's Thankin the |
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Lord for the beautiful day |
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I seen people sippin on |
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Tanqueray |
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Everything's the same, in the new millen' |
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Seattle is where, they got a |
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Hip-Hop Museum |
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So listen to the way |
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I rock the spot |
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Right about now |
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I'ma make you hot [Chorus] - change last line again [Biz Markie] |
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Rrrrrah! The |
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Emmezah.. |
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Hey, Bruce |
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Lee! Jackie |
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Chan! My man |
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Jet Li! Five |
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Deadly Venoms, the |
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Master Killer |
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Huang Yu, |
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Angela Mayo, okay {* |
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Biz imitating the oriental beat*} |
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I'm the Bizz |
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Markeeee and |
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I can rock |
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To {???} I can't forget my man by the name of {?} he rock |
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He rock, I'm the |
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Biz and I |
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STOP |
