[id:$00000000] | |
[total:209000] | |
[00:00.233] | 尹光 - 相士大只西 |
[00:02.82] | (睇相啦朋友 睇相呢先生 想发达问我大只西 |
[00:09.63] | 几时娶老婆问我大只西啦几时有仔生问我大只西啦 |
[00:17.283] | 我大只西相士有个样讲个样无个样嫁个样 |
[00:22.78] | 总之多一样不如少一样啦 睇相呢朋友睇相呢先生) |
[00:56.853] | 你母亲原来系女人 嫁啱个过又姓陈 哑交时常为二蚊 |
[01:07.81] | 拆屋又惊冇订瞓 你自小好惊怕打针 成日都话无钱分 |
[01:17.687] | 你发烧更会头晕做老衬更喊打成日会罗罗暖 |
[01:24.941] | 又最惊生疮都慌死会疱疹 |
[01:29.256] | 你都算太不幸有咩难言尽快禀 等我为你排除唔洗阵嫁 |
[01:41.251] | (亚陈生你脸无四两肉 眼眉唔过目 人高似碌竹 个相生成乌笼) |
[01:57.231] | 打牌彻记咪撞西 血压高你莫猫低对住小姐咪讲粗口 |
[02:08.895] | 做咩都咪甲硬来 时时要认低威 讲小句实会唔舌抵嫁播 |
[02:19.380] | 我最怕你精得制偷食就要慢慢来 |
[02:25.885] | 拿繁系赌钱赌得势你莫过吧吧闭 |
[02:33.785] | 打风行埋骑楼低你记住头顶双钢亏 |
[02:44.605] | 你若冷双风想惯低不防食只鸡 |
[02:49.585] | 话知你做人就冇所谓 你若遇到坏人实听一身蚁 |
[02:55.820] | 佢喐你焦你憤完又再筛 |
[02:58.671] | 咪咁容易信人比人点都冇所谓 |
[03:03.359] | 本山人绝冇吓鬼 睇相冇得挥 |
[03:10.784] | 须知人人称我金漆招牌大 只 西 |
id: 00000000 | |
total: 209000 | |
[00:00.233] | yin guang xiang shi da zhi xi |
[00:02.82] | di xiang la peng you di xiang ne xian sheng xiang fa da wen wo da zhi xi |
[00:09.63] | ji shi qu lao po wen wo da zhi xi la ji shi you zi sheng wen wo da zhi xi la |
[00:17.283] | wo da zhi xi xiang shi you ge yang jiang ge yang wu ge yang jia ge yang |
[00:22.78] | zong zhi duo yi yang bu ru shao yi yang la di xiang ne peng you di xiang ne xian sheng |
[00:56.853] | ni mu qin yuan lai xi nv ren jia yan ge guo you xing chen ya jiao shi chang wei er wen |
[01:07.81] | chai wu you jing mao ding shui ni zi xiao hao jing pa da zhen cheng ri dou hua wu qian fen |
[01:17.687] | ni fa shao geng hui tou yun zuo lao chen geng han da cheng ri hui luo luo nuan |
[01:24.941] | you zui jing sheng chuang dou huang si hui pao zhen |
[01:29.256] | ni dou suan tai bu xing you mie nan yan jin kuai bing deng wo wei ni pai chu wu xi zhen jia |
[01:41.251] | ya chen sheng ni lian wu si liang rou yan mei wu guo mu ren gao shi lu zhu ge xiang sheng cheng wu long |
[01:57.231] | da pai che ji mi zhuang xi xue ya gao ni mo mao di dui zhu xiao jie mi jiang cu kou |
[02:08.895] | zuo mie dou mi jia ying lai shi shi yao ren di wei jiang xiao ju shi hui wu she di jia bo |
[02:19.380] | wo zui pa ni jing de zhi tou shi jiu yao man man lai |
[02:25.885] | na fan xi du qian du de shi ni mo guo ba ba bi |
[02:33.785] | da feng xing mai qi lou di ni ji zhu tou ding shuang gang kui |
[02:44.605] | ni ruo leng shuang feng xiang guan di bu fang shi zhi ji |
[02:49.585] | hua zhi ni zuo ren jiu mao suo wei ni ruo yu dao huai ren shi ting yi shen yi |
[02:55.820] | qu yu ni jiao ni fen wan you zai shai |
[02:58.671] | mi han rong yi xin ren bi ren dian dou mao suo wei |
[03:03.359] | ben shan ren jue mao xia gui di xiang mao de hui |
[03:10.784] | xu zhi ren ren cheng wo jin qi zhao pai da zhi xi |
id: 00000000 | |
total: 209000 | |
[00:00.233] | yǐn guāng xiàng shì dà zhī xī |
[00:02.82] | dì xiāng la péng yǒu dì xiāng ne xiān shēng xiǎng fā dá wèn wǒ dà zhī xī |
[00:09.63] | jǐ shí qǔ lǎo pó wèn wǒ dà zhī xī la jǐ shí yǒu zǐ shēng wèn wǒ dà zhī xī la |
[00:17.283] | wǒ dà zhī xī xiàng shì yǒu gè yàng jiǎng gè yàng wú gè yàng jià gè yàng |
[00:22.78] | zǒng zhī duō yí yàng bù rú shǎo yí yàng la dì xiāng ne péng yǒu dì xiāng ne xiān shēng |
[00:56.853] | nǐ mǔ qīn yuán lái xì nǚ rén jià yān gè guò yòu xìng chén yǎ jiāo shí cháng wèi èr wén |
[01:07.81] | chāi wū yòu jīng mǎo dìng shuì nǐ zì xiǎo hǎo jīng pà dǎ zhēn chéng rì dōu huà wú qián fēn |
[01:17.687] | nǐ fā shāo gèng huì tóu yūn zuò lǎo chèn gèng hǎn dǎ chéng rì huì luō luō nuǎn |
[01:24.941] | yòu zuì jīng shēng chuāng dōu huāng sǐ huì pào zhěn |
[01:29.256] | nǐ dōu suàn tài bù xìng yǒu miē nán yán jǐn kuài bǐng děng wǒ wèi nǐ pái chú wú xǐ zhèn jià |
[01:41.251] | yà chén shēng nǐ liǎn wú sì liǎng ròu yǎn méi wú guò mù rén gāo shì lù zhú gè xiāng shēng chéng wū lóng |
[01:57.231] | dǎ pái chè jì mī zhuàng xī xuè yā gāo nǐ mò māo dī duì zhù xiǎo jiě mī jiǎng cū kǒu |
[02:08.895] | zuò miē dōu mī jiǎ yìng lái shí shí yào rèn dī wēi jiǎng xiǎo jù shí huì wú shé dǐ jià bō |
[02:19.380] | wǒ zuì pà nǐ jīng dé zhì tōu shí jiù yào màn màn lái |
[02:25.885] | ná fán xì dǔ qián dǔ dé shì nǐ mò guò bā bā bì |
[02:33.785] | dǎ fēng xíng mái qí lóu dī nǐ jì zhù tóu dǐng shuāng gāng kuī |
[02:44.605] | nǐ ruò lěng shuāng fēng xiǎng guàn dī bù fáng shí zhī jī |
[02:49.585] | huà zhī nǐ zuò rén jiù mǎo suǒ wèi nǐ ruò yù dào huài rén shí tīng yī shēn yǐ |
[02:55.820] | qú yù nǐ jiāo nǐ fèn wán yòu zài shāi |
[02:58.671] | mī hán róng yì xìn rén bǐ rén diǎn dōu mǎo suǒ wèi |
[03:03.359] | běn shān rén jué mǎo xià guǐ dì xiāng mǎo dé huī |
[03:10.784] | xū zhī rén rén chēng wǒ jīn qī zhāo pái dà zhǐ xī |