相士大只西

歌曲 相士大只西
歌手 尹光
歌手 蒋志光
专辑 谐趣歌集2

歌词

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[00:00.233] 尹光 - 相士大只西
[00:02.82] (睇相啦朋友 睇相呢先生 想发达问我大只西
[00:09.63] 几时娶老婆问我大只西啦几时有仔生问我大只西啦
[00:17.283] 我大只西相士有个样讲个样无个样嫁个样
[00:22.78] 总之多一样不如少一样啦 睇相呢朋友睇相呢先生)
[00:56.853] 你母亲原来系女人 嫁啱个过又姓陈 哑交时常为二蚊
[01:07.81] 拆屋又惊冇订瞓 你自小好惊怕打针 成日都话无钱分
[01:17.687] 你发烧更会头晕做老衬更喊打成日会罗罗暖
[01:24.941] 又最惊生疮都慌死会疱疹
[01:29.256] 你都算太不幸有咩难言尽快禀 等我为你排除唔洗阵嫁
[01:41.251] (亚陈生你脸无四两肉 眼眉唔过目 人高似碌竹 个相生成乌笼)
[01:57.231] 打牌彻记咪撞西 血压高你莫猫低对住小姐咪讲粗口
[02:08.895] 做咩都咪甲硬来 时时要认低威 讲小句实会唔舌抵嫁播
[02:19.380] 我最怕你精得制偷食就要慢慢来
[02:25.885] 拿繁系赌钱赌得势你莫过吧吧闭
[02:33.785] 打风行埋骑楼低你记住头顶双钢亏
[02:44.605] 你若冷双风想惯低不防食只鸡
[02:49.585] 话知你做人就冇所谓 你若遇到坏人实听一身蚁
[02:55.820] 佢喐你焦你憤完又再筛
[02:58.671] 咪咁容易信人比人点都冇所谓
[03:03.359] 本山人绝冇吓鬼 睇相冇得挥
[03:10.784] 须知人人称我金漆招牌大 只 西

拼音

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[00:00.233] yǐn guāng xiàng shì dà zhī xī
[00:02.82] dì xiāng la péng yǒu dì xiāng ne xiān shēng xiǎng fā dá wèn wǒ dà zhī xī
[00:09.63] jǐ shí qǔ lǎo pó wèn wǒ dà zhī xī la jǐ shí yǒu zǐ shēng wèn wǒ dà zhī xī la
[00:17.283] wǒ dà zhī xī xiàng shì yǒu gè yàng jiǎng gè yàng wú gè yàng jià gè yàng
[00:22.78] zǒng zhī duō yí yàng bù rú shǎo yí yàng la dì xiāng ne péng yǒu dì xiāng ne xiān shēng
[00:56.853] nǐ mǔ qīn yuán lái xì nǚ rén jià yān gè guò yòu xìng chén yǎ jiāo shí cháng wèi èr wén
[01:07.81] chāi wū yòu jīng mǎo dìng shuì nǐ zì xiǎo hǎo jīng pà dǎ zhēn chéng rì dōu huà wú qián fēn
[01:17.687] nǐ fā shāo gèng huì tóu yūn zuò lǎo chèn gèng hǎn dǎ chéng rì huì luō luō nuǎn
[01:24.941] yòu zuì jīng shēng chuāng dōu huāng sǐ huì pào zhěn
[01:29.256] nǐ dōu suàn tài bù xìng yǒu miē nán yán jǐn kuài bǐng děng wǒ wèi nǐ pái chú wú xǐ zhèn jià
[01:41.251] yà chén shēng nǐ liǎn wú sì liǎng ròu yǎn méi wú guò mù rén gāo shì lù zhú gè xiāng shēng chéng wū lóng
[01:57.231] dǎ pái chè jì mī zhuàng xī xuè yā gāo nǐ mò māo dī duì zhù xiǎo jiě mī jiǎng cū kǒu
[02:08.895] zuò miē dōu mī jiǎ yìng lái shí shí yào rèn dī wēi jiǎng xiǎo jù shí huì wú shé dǐ jià bō
[02:19.380] wǒ zuì pà nǐ jīng dé zhì tōu shí jiù yào màn màn lái
[02:25.885] ná fán xì dǔ qián dǔ dé shì nǐ mò guò bā bā bì
[02:33.785] dǎ fēng xíng mái qí lóu dī nǐ jì zhù tóu dǐng shuāng gāng kuī
[02:44.605] nǐ ruò lěng shuāng fēng xiǎng guàn dī bù fáng shí zhī jī
[02:49.585] huà zhī nǐ zuò rén jiù mǎo suǒ wèi nǐ ruò yù dào huài rén shí tīng yī shēn yǐ
[02:55.820] qú yù nǐ jiāo nǐ fèn wán yòu zài shāi
[02:58.671] mī hán róng yì xìn rén bǐ rén diǎn dōu mǎo suǒ wèi
[03:03.359] běn shān rén jué mǎo xià guǐ dì xiāng mǎo dé huī
[03:10.784] xū zhī rén rén chēng wǒ jīn qī zhāo pái dà zhǐ xī