| 歌曲 | Can of Whoopass |
| 歌手 | Bastro |
| 专辑 | Diablo Guapo |
| 作曲 : Bastro | |
| Morning call lends an address with a plaque "How I suffer" | |
| And I entertain a request tying shoes for a customer | |
| Can of whoopass might be opened in here | |
| Poured and spread about | |
| Might go bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce | |
| Down these funny stairs | |
| Call from Tommy meant work today where overtime doesn't exist | |
| Didn't have the guts again that anybody else would | |
| Can of whoopass might be opened in here | |
| Poured and spread about | |
| Might go bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce | |
| Down these funny stairs |
| zuò qǔ : Bastro | |
| Morning call lends an address with a plaque " How I suffer" | |
| And I entertain a request tying shoes for a customer | |
| Can of whoopass might be opened in here | |
| Poured and spread about | |
| Might go bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce | |
| Down these funny stairs | |
| Call from Tommy meant work today where overtime doesn' t exist | |
| Didn' t have the guts again that anybody else would | |
| Can of whoopass might be opened in here | |
| Poured and spread about | |
| Might go bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce | |
| Down these funny stairs |