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(INTRO) |
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Fuckin do this.. |
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{crash} |
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Fuck it! |
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(VERSE 1) |
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"Susan! Make sure the door's locked!" |
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Too late, bitch, I done pulled the fuckin glock |
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Hit you in the face with a mop and tie you up with socks |
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"Dial 9-1-1!" |
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Bitch, I am a fuckin cop! |
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I'm not a cop, I'm a fuckin lieutenant |
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For the last two months, I been suspended |
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Suspended, cause I love to shoot |
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Male prostitutes |
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I love to catch them walkin down 7 Mile and the boulevard |
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Put a nine to them, catch em off guard |
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Any time of the day, I walk up to them and steal em |
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God hate fags, sent me here to kill em |
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Don't reach for the phone, don't call for help |
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I know you hate me, I fuckin hate myself |
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I need someone to talk to, I'm glad you listen |
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Cause ten minutes from now, I'll be in prison |
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(CHORUS) |
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I need, someone, to listen to meee.. |
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I need, someone, who cares about meee.. |
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(my wife is a slut) |
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I need, a friend, I need, a friend, |
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I need, a friend, I need, a friend |
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(VERSE 2) |
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"Aaaah!" Shut up, bitch, before I shoot you |
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This fuckin nine will fuckin execute you |
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You're probably wonderin why I'm in your house |
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It's a long story, just help me out |
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See, the story is that I'm a rapper that's tryna make it |
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Now I'm a rapist, that's tryna take it |
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You like my chain? Bitch, don't break it |
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My mother gave it to me, it's kinda sacred |
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I used to be a Catholic priest, now I'm livin on the streets |
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Wanted for touchin my little niece |
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A turn-off is my niece kissin me |
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W-where the fuck you goin, bitch? Listen to me |
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And please believe she started with me first |
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I didn't know she was a virgin and her booty don't work |
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Stop starin at the phone, you can't make a call |
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I got your ass cheeks, nailed to the wall |
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And I'm finally glad that the truth came out |
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This is the part where it ends, I blow my brains out {gun fires} |
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(CHORUS) |
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I need, someone, to listen to meee.. |
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I need, someone, who cares about meee.. |
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(my wife is a slut) |
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I need, a friend, I need, a friend, |
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I need, a friend, I need, a friend, |
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I need, a friend, I need, a friend, |
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I need, a friend, I need, a friend |
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{gun fires} |