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Makin Whoopee |
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Everytime I hear that march from?...Lowingrin...? |
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I am always on the outside lookin' in |
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Maybe that is why I see the funny side |
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When I see somebody's brother take a bride |
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Weddings make a lot of people sa-ad |
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But if it isn't you they're not so bad |
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Another bride, another June |
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Another sunny honeymoon |
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Another season, another reason |
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For makin' whoopee |
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A lot o' shoes, a lot o' rice |
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The groom is nervous, he answers twice |
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It's really killing, that he's so willing |
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To make whoopee |
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Picture a little love nest |
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Down where the roses cling |
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Picture the same sweet love nest |
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Think what a year can bring |
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He's washin' dishes and baby clothes |
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He's so ambitious he even sews |
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But don't forget folks |
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That's what you get folks |
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For makin' whoopee |
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Down through the countless ages |
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You'll find it everywhere |
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Somebody makes good wages |
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Somebody wants her share |
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She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes |
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She makes him strudles and bakes him pies |
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What is it all for |
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Just so he'll fall for |
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Makin' whoopee |
