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I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall |
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Yes I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall |
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Long John they call him, and he answers every call |
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Well I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin' |
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Yes I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin' |
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He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin' |
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He said "when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine" |
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He said, "Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine |
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Cause ev'ry woman just can't stand the pain" |
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He took out his trusted drill |
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And he told me to open wide |
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He said he wouldn't hurt me |
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But he'd fill my hole inside |
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Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch |
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You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much |
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When he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten" |
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Yes when he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten |
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Six months from now, come back and see me again" |
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Say you're supposed to see your dentist |
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'Bout twice a year, that's right |
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But I think I feel it bobbin' |
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Yes I'll go back there tonight |
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Long John, Long John, don't ever move away |
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Say I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day. |