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Verse 1: Here's a little story 'bout a |
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Friday night, buckwild, 'cause yo, that's kind of my style, check it, on the town with a girl named |
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Kay-Bee, and a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way, |
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I was straight out illin', why do |
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I say so? 'cause yo, my girl was home chillin, fancy restaurant me and |
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Kay frontin', it was called |
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Lay....um, |
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Jay...um, somethin', |
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I was ready to attack her, unh, giving the sex look like |
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Dracula, a little bit of soft music playin, and |
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Don Perrier, it was on, know what |
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I'm sayin, every thing was lovely, but then, what the damn, my girlfriend walked in, oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread, oh |
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I'm dead, mayday code red |
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Verse 2: my oh my, what am |
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I to do? gotta get away, cause my girlfriend's coming through, um |
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Jay, I gotta, um, well, see, there's well, this, um, exscuse me, to the back with the mucho-quickness, my girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses, |
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I'm in the bathroom hiding like a punk, but there's bars on the windows, |
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I can't jump, exit stage left, quickly plan |
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B, gotta find a way that my girl won't see me, crawling on the floor, |
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I'm feeling sick, like this some old |
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Charlie Chaplin flick, heart poundin' a round a mile-a-minute, this time |
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I really done did it, down on my hands and my knees on the floor, |
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I'm looking at the front door, ready, set, make the dash, her back is turned, maybe |
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I can get past, |
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I almost made it, but then, damn, she turned her head, code red break it on down |
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Verse 3: all was perfect, the ship was sailing, but now it's sinking, so yo, |
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I'm bailin', |
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I kept on runnin' even though she saw me, and |
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I sat and waited at home for baby to call me, |
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I watched a little |
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TV, phone started ringing 'bout 12:23, |
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I picked it up real slow, and said, "mmmmm..hello?", she wasn't having it, she snapped, went bezerk, girl made my head hurt, |
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I tried to be as cool as |
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I could be, |
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I said hey, it wadn't me, she wasn't having that melody, needless to say, she left me, another brother just couldn't control his head, (another one) code red |