[03:16.47][01:54.97][00:32.12] | 交了爱情的白卷必须要重考 |
[03:19.92][01:58.53][00:37.37] | 要作弊也好 要留级也好 |
[03:24.24][02:02.66][00:41.45] | 欠了爱情的债 就别再逃跑 |
[03:28.06][02:06.66][00:45.30] | 这次还不了 下次双倍缴 |
[03:32.38][02:11.04][00:49.49] | 演了爱情戏没拿最佳男主角 |
[03:36.16][02:14.78][00:53.44] | 这种肥皂剧 有谁会投票 |
[03:40.56][02:18.94][00:57.68] | 断了爱情路 以为远走天高 |
[03:44.31][02:22.95][01:01.53] | 撞到鬼打墙 躲也躲不了 |
[01:05.67] | 相处有那麼难吗? 爱有比较简单吗? |
[01:09.92] | 学校老师没教吗? 老师刚刚才离婚 |
[01:13.36] | 喔.~~ 我爱你 你爱我 |
[01:15.90] | 为了把到手 每天说 相处久 |
[01:19.14] | 原形露 原来卸完妆 是恐龙 |
[01:22.04] | 并不是以貌取人 |
[01:23.69] | 做人就诚实很基本 但是我看那女孩 |
[01:27.75] | 脸上油漆一层层 |
[01:29.82] | 男生 也好不到哪里去 |
[01:32.32] | 尿尿 就是要滴出马桶外 睡觉 |
[01:35.46] | 打呼比雷打还吵 谁也受不了 |
[01:38.43] | 常常为了小事发脾气 |
[01:40.34] | 像是整理房间的鸟事 用完的杯子也不洗 |
[01:44.37] | 看完的片子也不收 吃完的鸡排也不丢 |
[01:48.63] | 猪朋狗友也不走 住在一起是为什麼 |
[01:52.61] | 难道这就是找罪受 |
[02:26.51] | |
[02:42.74] | 恋爱就像学问 当然也有些天分 |
[02:47.16] | 聪明的人恋爱不一定及格 |
[02:49.94] | 傻瓜的人也许对女生一百分 |
[02:53.44] | 要几分 才符合对方的标准? |
[02:56.46] | 才是所谓的好男人 人生必修学分 |
[03:00.23] | 分了又合 合了又分 好像是赌徒的命运 |
[03:06.29] | 一去不回的烂命运 |
[03:08.22] | 虽然爱情不能当做三餐来吃 |
[03:12.22] | 但少了它你的人生黯淡无光 |
[03:16.47][01:54.97][00:32.12] | jiao le ai qing de bai juan bi xu yao zhong kao |
[03:19.92][01:58.53][00:37.37] | yao zuo bi ye hao yao liu ji ye hao |
[03:24.24][02:02.66][00:41.45] | qian le ai qing de zhai jiu bie zai tao pao |
[03:28.06][02:06.66][00:45.30] | zhe ci hai bu liao xia ci shuang bei jiao |
[03:32.38][02:11.04][00:49.49] | yan le ai qing xi mei na zui jia nan zhu jue |
[03:36.16][02:14.78][00:53.44] | zhe zhong fei zao ju you shui hui tou piao |
[03:40.56][02:18.94][00:57.68] | duan le ai qing lu yi wei yuan zou tian gao |
[03:44.31][02:22.95][01:01.53] | zhuang dao gui da qiang duo ye duo bu liao |
[01:05.67] | xiang chu you na me nan ma? ai you bi jiao jian dan ma? |
[01:09.92] | xue xiao lao shi mei jiao ma? lao shi gang gang cai li hun |
[01:13.36] | o. wo ai ni ni ai wo |
[01:15.90] | wei le ba dao shou mei tian shuo xiang chu jiu |
[01:19.14] | yuan xing lu yuan lai xie wan zhuang shi kong long |
[01:22.04] | bing bu shi yi mao qu ren |
[01:23.69] | zuo ren jiu cheng shi hen ji ben dan shi wo kan na nv hai |
[01:27.75] | lian shang you qi yi ceng ceng |
[01:29.82] | nan sheng ye hao bu dao na li qu |
[01:32.32] | niao niao jiu shi yao di chu ma tong wai shui jiao |
[01:35.46] | da hu bi lei da hai chao shui ye shou bu liao |
[01:38.43] | chang chang wei le xiao shi fa pi qi |
[01:40.34] | xiang shi zheng li fang jian de niao shi yong wan de bei zi ye bu xi |
[01:44.37] | kan wan de pian zi ye bu shou chi wan de ji pai ye bu diu |
[01:48.63] | zhu peng gou you ye bu zou zhu zai yi qi shi wei shi me |
[01:52.61] | nan dao zhe jiu shi zhao zui shou |
[02:26.51] | |
[02:42.74] | lian ai jiu xiang xue wen dang ran ye you xie tian fen |
[02:47.16] | cong ming de ren lian ai bu yi ding ji ge |
[02:49.94] | sha gua de ren ye xu dui nv sheng yi bai fen |
[02:53.44] | yao ji fen cai fu he dui fang de biao zhun? |
[02:56.46] | cai shi suo wei de hao nan ren ren sheng bi xiu xue fen |
[03:00.23] | fen le you he he le you fen hao xiang shi du tu de ming yun |
[03:06.29] | yi qu bu hui de lan ming yun |
[03:08.22] | sui ran ai qing bu neng dang zuo san can lai chi |
[03:12.22] | dan shao le ta ni de ren sheng an dan wu guang |
[03:16.47][01:54.97][00:32.12] | jiāo le ài qíng de bái juàn bì xū yào zhòng kǎo |
[03:19.92][01:58.53][00:37.37] | yào zuò bì yě hǎo yào liú jí yě hǎo |
[03:24.24][02:02.66][00:41.45] | qiàn le ài qíng de zhài jiù bié zài táo pǎo |
[03:28.06][02:06.66][00:45.30] | zhè cì hái bù liǎo xià cì shuāng bèi jiǎo |
[03:32.38][02:11.04][00:49.49] | yǎn le ài qíng xì méi ná zuì jiā nán zhǔ jué |
[03:36.16][02:14.78][00:53.44] | zhè zhǒng féi zào jù yǒu shuí huì tóu piào |
[03:40.56][02:18.94][00:57.68] | duàn le ài qíng lù yǐ wéi yuǎn zǒu tiān gāo |
[03:44.31][02:22.95][01:01.53] | zhuàng dào guǐ dǎ qiáng duǒ yě duǒ bù liǎo |
[01:05.67] | xiāng chǔ yǒu nà me nán ma? ài yǒu bǐ jiào jiǎn dān ma? |
[01:09.92] | xué xiào lǎo shī méi jiào ma? lǎo shī gāng gāng cái lí hūn |
[01:13.36] | ō. wǒ ài nǐ nǐ ài wǒ |
[01:15.90] | wèi le bǎ dào shǒu měi tiān shuō xiāng chǔ jiǔ |
[01:19.14] | yuán xíng lù yuán lái xiè wán zhuāng shì kǒng lóng |
[01:22.04] | bìng bú shì yǐ mào qǔ rén |
[01:23.69] | zuò rén jiù chéng shí hěn jī běn dàn shì wǒ kàn nà nǚ hái |
[01:27.75] | liǎn shàng yóu qī yī céng céng |
[01:29.82] | nán shēng yě hǎo bú dào nǎ lǐ qù |
[01:32.32] | niào niào jiù shì yào dī chū mǎ tǒng wài shuì jiào |
[01:35.46] | dǎ hū bǐ léi dǎ hái chǎo shuí yě shòu bù liǎo |
[01:38.43] | cháng cháng wèi le xiǎo shì fā pí qì |
[01:40.34] | xiàng shì zhěng lǐ fáng jiān de niǎo shì yòng wán de bēi zi yě bù xǐ |
[01:44.37] | kàn wán de piān zi yě bù shōu chī wán de jī pái yě bù diū |
[01:48.63] | zhū péng gǒu yǒu yě bù zǒu zhù zài yì qǐ shì wèi shí me |
[01:52.61] | nán dào zhè jiù shì zhǎo zuì shòu |
[02:26.51] | |
[02:42.74] | liàn ài jiù xiàng xué wèn dāng rán yě yǒu xiē tiān fèn |
[02:47.16] | cōng míng de rén liàn ài bù yí dìng jí gé |
[02:49.94] | shǎ guā de rén yě xǔ duì nǚ shēng yī bǎi fēn |
[02:53.44] | yào jǐ fēn cái fú hé duì fāng de biāo zhǔn? |
[02:56.46] | cái shì suǒ wèi de hǎo nán rén rén shēng bì xiū xué fēn |
[03:00.23] | fēn le yòu hé hé le yòu fēn hǎo xiàng shì dǔ tú de mìng yùn |
[03:06.29] | yī qù bù huí de làn mìng yùn |
[03:08.22] | suī rán ài qíng bù néng dàng zuò sān cān lái chī |
[03:12.22] | dàn shǎo le tā nǐ de rén shēng àn dàn wú guāng |