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Gentlemen! Gentlemen! |
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A secretary is not a toy, |
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No my boy; |
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Not a toy to fondle and dandle |
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And playfully handle |
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In search of some puerile joy. |
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No, a secretary is not, |
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Definitely not a toy. |
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You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt! |
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We wouldn't have any other way, Mr. Bratt! |
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It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt! |
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A secretary is not a toy, |
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No my boy, |
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not a toy. |
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So do not go jumping for joy, |
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Boy! A secretary is not... |
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A secretary is not, |
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A secretary is not ...a toy. |
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A secretary is not a pet, |
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Nor an erector set. |
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t happened to Charlie McCoy, boy! |
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They fired him a shot |
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The day the fellow forgot |
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A secretary is not... A toy! |
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She's a highly specialized key |
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Component of operation unity... |
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A fine and sensitive mechanism |
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To serve the office community |
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With a mother at home |
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She supports. |
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And you'll find nothing like her at F.A.O. Schwartz! |
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A secretary is not to be |
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Used for play therapy. |
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Be good to the girl you employ, boy; |
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Remember, no matter what |
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Neurotic trouble you've got, |
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A secretary is not ...a toy. |
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A secretary is not a thing |
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One buy key, hold by string |
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Her pad...Is to write in, |
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And not spend the night in |
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If that's what you plan to enjoy. |
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No! |
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The secretary you got, |
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Is definitely not |
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Employed to do a gavotte, |
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Or you know what, |
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Before you jump for joy, |
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Remember this my boy, |
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A secretary is not, |
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A tinker toy! |
