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I paint my face every year all day |
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The 31st ain't nothin' to me, another holiday |
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All of a sudden face paintin's in style |
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And I've been doin' ever since |
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Gilligan's island was on |
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But try to live all year though |
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Try pickin' up a chick when your painted up like a weirdo |
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I'm 68 years old |
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I still trick or treat |
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You think |
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I care? Shit |
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I'm tryin' to find somethin' to eat |
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And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys |
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If it ain't above a quarter, don't even bother |
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I'm sick of these little kids to |
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I know you did it |
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Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it |
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And then they take my candy and diss |
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Look what |
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I got from the fat guy painted like kiss |
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All year I'm a psycho uh huh |
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I seeBut every |
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Halloween, you wanna be me |
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They every |
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Halloween, they want to be me |
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They every |
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Halloween, they want to be me |
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A gorilla, a buffer fish and a bag lady |
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All made love and had a little baby |
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And supposedly |
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I'm the one |
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But at this point that's only purely speculation |
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On Halloween people smile at me |
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The rest of the year, they dial the police |
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They kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars |
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But on Halloween there givin' me candy bars |
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Trick or treat it's 5:30 in the mornin' |
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I'm still out |
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I'm standin' on your lawn |
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And I'm lookin' through your window, tap tap |
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I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that? |
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My paint don't come off, and if it did |
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You think |
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I'm scary now, shit |
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I look like |
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Frankenstein that's been slapped with ugly |
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Yet children hug me on |
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HalloweenEvery |
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Halloween they want to be me |
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They every |
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Halloween, they want to be me |
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Three, six, four people hate my guts |
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On Halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts |
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They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns |
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And pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around |
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They next day when |
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I try to trick or treat |
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It's get off the porch or |
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I'll call the cops you freak |
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I don't understand you people but that's okay |
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I'll see you all next time you try to be |
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Violent JThey every |
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Halloween, they want to be me |
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They every |
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Halloween, they want to be me |
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They every |
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Halloween, they want to be me |
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They every |
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Halloween, they want to be me |
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Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) |
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Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) |
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Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) |
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Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) |
