| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 粥稀稀 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 粥稀稀 |
| [00:32.00] | 对对男女亲又爱 住宿搬到学校外 |
| [00:35.14] | 时尚手机随身带 上课电波传情爱 |
| [00:39.68] | 有人天天耍气派 有人天天啃咸菜 |
| [00:43.66] | 没有钱了像乞丐 回家要钱像讨债 |
| [00:47.16] | 黑自行车火热卖 丢丢买买换的快 |
| [00:51.67] | 各种考试有人代 没过红包显能耐 |
| [00:55.63] | 通宵泡网真厉害 每天上课像病态 |
| [00:59.65] | 多少明星受崇拜 多少名著灰尘盖 |
| [01:03.17] | 你就是新一代的开山怪 |
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| [01:12.77] | 想跟我结婚 行啊 |
| [01:14.99] | 我的要求可是不低哦 |
| [01:18.19] | 身强体壮能种树 能吃苦来会养猪 |
| [01:23.26] | 衣服破了会缝补 生了孩子会换尿布 |
| [01:27.23] | 家里瓦房有两三间 脸上雀斑有两三点 |
| [01:31.22] | 一分钱掰成两半花 一斤肉能吃一整年 |
| [01:35.24] | 我说往东她不往西 我吃兔子她不撵鸡 |
| [01:39.23] | 我说明天得修修房 今天她就去买水泥 |
| [01:43.22] | 最后一点是关键地 也是最最重要地 |
| [01:47.15] | 该干嘛你就干嘛去 不要妨碍我找小蜜 |
| [01:52.05] | 神啊 如果有这样的一个女人 请赐予我吧 |
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| [02:01.61] | 怎么着 小子 不服 |
| [02:03.68] | 你大哥我可是从炮筒子里爬出来的 |
| [02:09.16] | 什么没见过 不信 后生给我听好了 |
| [02:15.80] | 前清时期坐过堂 北洋军中抗过枪 |
| [02:19.67] | 武昌城里逃过荒 北伐战争帮过忙 |
| [02:23.37] | 军阀混战称过王 南昌起义受过伤 |
| [02:27.23] | 万里长征翻过墙 抗日战争偷过羊 |
| [02:31.21] | 决战平津爬过房 横渡长江喝过汤 |
| [02:35.20] | 炮击金门擦过枪 鸭绿江边喂过狼 |
| [02:39.34] | 自卫反击骂过娘 改革开放我扫过黄 |
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| [02:47.95] | 你别跟我狂 我老大是秦始皇 |
| [02:51.64] | 你别跟我争 我表叔是本拉登 |
| [02:54.77] | 你别跟我横 我表哥是克林顿 |
| [02:58.72] | 你别跟我装 我儿子是纯一狼 |
| [03:02.82] | 哎哎哎 别东张西望的 说你呢说你呢 |
| [03:08.54] | 你丫要还不认输 户口就给你改成猪 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhou xi xi |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : zhou xi xi |
| [00:32.00] | dui dui nan nv qin you ai zhu su ban dao xue xiao wai |
| [00:35.14] | shi shang shou ji sui shen dai shang ke dian bo chuan qing ai |
| [00:39.68] | you ren tian tian shua qi pai you ren tian tian ken xian cai |
| [00:43.66] | mei you qian le xiang qi gai hui jia yao qian xiang tao zhai |
| [00:47.16] | hei zi xing che huo re mai diu diu mai mai huan de kuai |
| [00:51.67] | ge zhong kao shi you ren dai mei guo hong bao xian neng nai |
| [00:55.63] | tong xiao pao wang zhen li hai mei tian shang ke xiang bing tai |
| [00:59.65] | duo shao ming xing shou chong bai duo shao ming zhu hui chen gai |
| [01:03.17] | ni jiu shi xin yi dai de kai shan guai |
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| [01:12.77] | xiang gen wo jie hun xing a |
| [01:14.99] | wo de yao qiu ke shi bu di o |
| [01:18.19] | shen qiang ti zhuang neng zhong shu neng chi ku lai hui yang zhu |
| [01:23.26] | yi fu po le hui feng bu sheng le hai zi hui huan niao bu |
| [01:27.23] | jia li wa fang you liang san jian lian shang que ban you liang san dian |
| [01:31.22] | yi fen qian bai cheng liang ban hua yi jin rou neng chi yi zheng nian |
| [01:35.24] | wo shuo wang dong ta bu wang xi wo chi tu zi ta bu nian ji |
| [01:39.23] | wo shuo ming tian de xiu xiu fang jin tian ta jiu qu mai shui ni |
| [01:43.22] | zui hou yi dian shi guan jian di ye shi zui zui zhong yao di |
| [01:47.15] | gai gan ma ni jiu gan ma qu bu yao fang ai wo zhao xiao mi |
| [01:52.05] | shen a ru guo you zhe yang de yi ge nv ren qing ci yu wo ba |
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| [02:01.61] | zen me zhao xiao zi bu fu |
| [02:03.68] | ni da ge wo ke shi cong pao tong zi li pa chu lai de |
| [02:09.16] | shen me mei jian guo bu xin hou sheng gei wo ting hao le |
| [02:15.80] | qian qing shi qi zuo guo tang bei yang jun zhong kang guo qiang |
| [02:19.67] | wu chang cheng li tao guo huang bei fa zhan zheng bang guo mang |
| [02:23.37] | jun fa hun zhan cheng guo wang nan chang qi yi shou guo shang |
| [02:27.23] | wan li chang zheng fan guo qiang kang ri zhan zheng tou guo yang |
| [02:31.21] | jue zhan ping jin pa guo fang heng du chang jiang he guo tang |
| [02:35.20] | pao ji jin men ca guo qiang ya lu jiang bian wei guo lang |
| [02:39.34] | zi wei fan ji ma guo niang gai ge kai fang wo sao guo huang |
| [02:43.96] | |
| [02:47.95] | ni bie gen wo kuang wo lao da shi qin shi huang |
| [02:51.64] | ni bie gen wo zheng wo biao shu shi ben la deng |
| [02:54.77] | ni bie gen wo heng wo biao ge shi ke lin dun |
| [02:58.72] | ni bie gen wo zhuang wo er zi shi chun yi lang |
| [03:02.82] | ai ai ai bie dong zhang xi wang de shuo ni ne shuo ni ne |
| [03:08.54] | ni ya yao hai bu ren shu hu kou jiu gei ni gai cheng zhu |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhōu xī xī |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : zhōu xī xī |
| [00:32.00] | duì duì nán nǚ qīn yòu ài zhù sù bān dào xué xiào wài |
| [00:35.14] | shí shàng shǒu jī suí shēn dài shàng kè diàn bō chuán qíng ài |
| [00:39.68] | yǒu rén tiān tiān shuǎ qì pài yǒu rén tiān tiān kěn xián cài |
| [00:43.66] | méi yǒu qián le xiàng qǐ gài huí jiā yào qián xiàng tǎo zhài |
| [00:47.16] | hēi zì xíng chē huǒ rè mài diū diū mǎi mǎi huàn de kuài |
| [00:51.67] | gè zhǒng kǎo shì yǒu rén dài méi guò hóng bāo xiǎn néng nài |
| [00:55.63] | tōng xiāo pào wǎng zhēn lì hài měi tiān shàng kè xiàng bìng tài |
| [00:59.65] | duō shǎo míng xīng shòu chóng bài duō shǎo míng zhù huī chén gài |
| [01:03.17] | nǐ jiù shì xīn yī dài de kāi shān guài |
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| [01:12.77] | xiǎng gēn wǒ jié hūn xíng a |
| [01:14.99] | wǒ de yāo qiú kě shì bù dī ó |
| [01:18.19] | shēn qiáng tǐ zhuàng néng zhòng shù néng chī kǔ lái huì yǎng zhū |
| [01:23.26] | yī fú pò le huì féng bǔ shēng le hái zi huì huàn niào bù |
| [01:27.23] | jiā lǐ wǎ fáng yǒu liǎng sān jiān liǎn shàng què bān yǒu liǎng sān diǎn |
| [01:31.22] | yī fēn qián bāi chéng liǎng bàn huā yī jīn ròu néng chī yī zhěng nián |
| [01:35.24] | wǒ shuō wǎng dōng tā bù wǎng xī wǒ chī tù zi tā bù niǎn jī |
| [01:39.23] | wǒ shuō míng tiān de xiū xiū fáng jīn tiān tā jiù qù mǎi shuǐ ní |
| [01:43.22] | zuì hòu yì diǎn shì guān jiàn dì yě shì zuì zuì zhòng yào dì |
| [01:47.15] | gāi gàn ma nǐ jiù gàn ma qù bú yào fáng ài wǒ zhǎo xiǎo mì |
| [01:52.05] | shén a rú guǒ yǒu zhè yàng de yí gè nǚ rén qǐng cì yǔ wǒ ba |
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| [02:01.61] | zěn me zhāo xiǎo zi bù fú |
| [02:03.68] | nǐ dà gē wǒ kě shì cóng pào tǒng zǐ lǐ pá chū lái de |
| [02:09.16] | shén me méi jiàn guò bù xìn hòu shēng gěi wǒ tīng hǎo le |
| [02:15.80] | qián qīng shí qī zuò guò táng běi yáng jūn zhōng kàng guò qiāng |
| [02:19.67] | wǔ chāng chéng lǐ táo guò huāng běi fá zhàn zhēng bāng guò máng |
| [02:23.37] | jūn fá hùn zhàn chēng guò wáng nán chāng qǐ yì shòu guò shāng |
| [02:27.23] | wàn lǐ cháng zhēng fān guò qiáng kàng rì zhàn zhēng tōu guò yáng |
| [02:31.21] | jué zhàn píng jīn pá guò fáng héng dù cháng jiāng hē guò tāng |
| [02:35.20] | pào jī jīn mén cā guò qiāng yā lù jiāng biān wèi guò láng |
| [02:39.34] | zì wèi fǎn jī mà guò niáng gǎi gé kāi fàng wǒ sǎo guò huáng |
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| [02:47.95] | nǐ bié gēn wǒ kuáng wǒ lǎo dà shì qín shǐ huáng |
| [02:51.64] | nǐ bié gēn wǒ zhēng wǒ biǎo shū shì běn lā dēng |
| [02:54.77] | nǐ bié gēn wǒ héng wǒ biǎo gē shì kè lín dùn |
| [02:58.72] | nǐ bié gēn wǒ zhuāng wǒ ér zi shì chún yī láng |
| [03:02.82] | āi āi āi bié dōng zhāng xī wàng de shuō nǐ ne shuō nǐ ne |
| [03:08.54] | nǐ yā yào hái bù rèn shū hù kǒu jiù gěi nǐ gǎi chéng zhū |
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