| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 粥稀稀 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 粥稀稀 |
| [00:32.190] | 眼看大学四年熬啊熬的总算毕业啦 |
| [00:36.410] | 终于可以赚钱养家跨入小康啦 |
| [00:41.260] | 解放区的天是明朗的天 |
| [00:45.110] | 踏上我的宝马牌单车我就出发啦 |
| [00:50.010] | 晃晃悠悠我就来到招聘会现场 |
| [00:54.390] | 买好门票 |
| [00:55.410] | 撸起袖子 |
| [00:56.390] | 就扎了进去 |
| [00:58.480] | 抬头一看 |
| [00:59.350] | 哗啦 一声 |
| [01:00.380] | 吓我一大跳 |
| [01:02.540] | 只见黑压压的一片有几万个脑袋呀 |
| [01:06.200] | 我胸口一闷 脑袋一晕 |
| [01:09.570] | 差点没吐血 |
| [01:11.260] | 不过咱怎么也算是咱们学校的精英 哎 |
| [01:16.200] | 不怕货比货 哎 |
| [01:18.380] | 就怕不识货 |
| [01:20.010] | 今天怎么着也得找个年薪10万的工作 |
| [01:29.030] | 这个公司名字看上去倒挺气派的 |
| [01:33.070] | 不过招聘经理长的怎么像个杀猪的 |
| [01:37.510] | 莫非哪位欠他老兄几千块大洋 |
| [01:41.850] | 瞧这一脸横肉 目露凶光 像要吃了我 |
| [01:46.200] | 我胆战心惊的把简历交了上去 |
| [01:50.580] | 屠夫经理开口一笑露出一口大金牙 |
| [01:54.960] | 说 我们公司的规矩是先收1800 |
| [01:58.360] | 看看这位同学还真是一表人才的 |
| [02:03.670] | 交了押金下个星期就可以上班了 |
| [02:08.020] | 我心想工作还没影儿怎么先得交定金 |
| [02:12.330] | 虽然我知道自己长的还挺有创意的 |
| [02:16.780] | 可只看外表莫非这公司专捞偏门的 |
| [02:26.330] | 挤来挤去我又来到另一个台前 |
| [02:29.770] | 这个公司招聘小姐 哎 |
| [02:32.600] | 长的挺顺眼 |
| [02:34.320] | 细眉小嘴声音甜美 |
| [02:37.070] | 让人挺舒服 |
| [02:38.970] | 我清清喉咙 整整衣服 |
| [02:41.270] | 刚想说什么 |
| [02:42.760] | 小姐一张嘴全是一口上海话 |
| [02:47.840] | 啊了啊了 说了半天我一句没听懂 |
| [02:52.230] | 盯着美女笑嘻嘻我坐了半钟头 |
| [02:56.080] | 最后小姐冒句人话 |
| [02:58.570] | 要上海的户口 |
| [03:00.340] | 我说你早说这句话 |
| [03:02.480] | 不 早就完事了 |
| [03:05.390] | 浪费大家时间 这多不好啊 |
| [03:09.580] | 她鼻子里哼哼一声 就算是答复啦 |
| [03:13.730] | 看着小姐不屑的眼神 我憋了一肚子火 |
| [03:18.510] | 你看这个公司的大哥就挺懂礼貌的 |
| [03:26.610] | 一开口就一派斯文还夹带点英文 |
| [03:30.830] | 咱这中式英语说的 实在有点差 |
| [03:35.840] | 老外听不懂 同胞也不知道你说啥 |
| [03:40.210] | 聊了几句干脆直接说说待遇吧 |
| [03:44.200] | 他说重点本科月薪一千普通的打8折 |
| [03:48.950] | 不上户口不上保险没有退休金 |
| [03:53.080] | 还得先到下属工厂 锻炼个三五年 |
| [03:57.160] | 听了这话吓的我差点心肌梗塞了 |
| [04:00.920] | 捣鼓点青菜萝卜每月不只这个数 |
| [04:05.890] | 大哥你这是招人才还是批发袜子呢 |
| [04:10.830] | 剁碎了论斤称我也比这个值钱呐 |
| [04:13.970] | 签吧 签吧 签吧 签吧 就当是卖啦 |
| [04:19.580] | 天下的乌鸦一般黑 还是就混这吧 |
| [04:23.830] | 算啦 算啦 算啦 算啦 还是忍着点 |
| [04:28.200] | 这年头人家是老大我像个要饭的 |
| [04:32.600] | 签吧 签吧 签吧 签吧 半卖半送啦 |
| [04:36.960] | 总不能拿把刀去干拦路抢劫吧 |
| [04:41.300] | 算啦 算啦 算啦 算啦 还想怎么着啊 |
| [04:45.720] | 你以为你是谁还有资格点菜吗 |
| [04:50.040] | 签吧 签吧 签吧 签吧 就当是卖啦 |
| [04:54.450] | 天下的乌鸦一般黑 还是就混这吧 |
| [04:58.760] | 算啦 算啦 算啦 算啦 还是忍着点 |
| [05:03.170] | 这年头人家是老大我像个要饭的 |
| [05:07.530] | 签吧 签吧 签吧 签吧 半卖半送啦 |
| [05:11.840] | 总不能拿把刀去干拦路抢劫吧 |
| [05:16.200] | 算啦 算啦 算啦 算啦 还想怎么着啊 |
| [05:20.600] | 你以为你是谁还有资格点菜吗 |
| [05:23.770] | 你以为你是谁还有资格点菜吗 |
| [05:29.340] | 你以为你是谁还有资格点菜吗 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhou xi xi |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : zhou xi xi |
| [00:32.190] | yan kan da xue si nian ao a ao de zong suan bi ye la |
| [00:36.410] | zhong yu ke yi zhuan qian yang jia kua ru xiao kang la |
| [00:41.260] | jie fang qu de tian shi ming lang de tian |
| [00:45.110] | ta shang wo de bao ma pai dan che wo jiu chu fa la |
| [00:50.010] | huang huang you you wo jiu lai dao zhao pin hui xian chang |
| [00:54.390] | mai hao men piao |
| [00:55.410] | lu qi xiu zi |
| [00:56.390] | jiu zha le jin qu |
| [00:58.480] | tai tou yi kan |
| [00:59.350] | hua la yi sheng |
| [01:00.380] | xia wo yi da tiao |
| [01:02.540] | zhi jian hei ya ya de yi pian you ji wan ge nao dai ya |
| [01:06.200] | wo xiong kou yi men nao dai yi yun |
| [01:09.570] | cha dian mei tu xie |
| [01:11.260] | bu guo zan zen me ye suan shi zan men xue xiao de jing ying ai |
| [01:16.200] | bu pa huo bi huo ai |
| [01:18.380] | jiu pa bu shi huo |
| [01:20.010] | jin tian zen me zhao ye de zhao ge nian xin 10 wan de gong zuo |
| [01:29.030] | zhe ge gong si ming zi kan shang qu dao ting qi pai de |
| [01:33.070] | bu guo zhao pin jing li zhang de zen me xiang ge sha zhu de |
| [01:37.510] | mo fei na wei qian ta lao xiong ji qian kuai da yang |
| [01:41.850] | qiao zhe yi lian heng rou mu lu xiong guang xiang yao chi le wo |
| [01:46.200] | wo dan zhan xin jing de ba jian li jiao le shang qu |
| [01:50.580] | tu fu jing li kai kou yi xiao lou chu yi kou da jin ya |
| [01:54.960] | shuo wo men gong si de gui ju shi xian shou 1800 |
| [01:58.360] | kan kan zhe wei tong xue hai zhen shi yi biao ren cai de |
| [02:03.670] | jiao le ya jin xia ge xing qi jiu ke yi shang ban le |
| [02:08.020] | wo xin xiang gong zuo hai mei ying r zen me xian de jiao ding jin |
| [02:12.330] | sui ran wo zhi dao zi ji zhang de hai ting you chuang yi de |
| [02:16.780] | ke zhi kan wai biao mo fei zhe gong si zhuan lao pian men de |
| [02:26.330] | ji lai ji qu wo you lai dao ling yi ge tai qian |
| [02:29.770] | zhe ge gong si zhao pin xiao jie ai |
| [02:32.600] | zhang de ting shun yan |
| [02:34.320] | xi mei xiao zui sheng yin tian mei |
| [02:37.070] | rang ren ting shu fu |
| [02:38.970] | wo qing qing hou long zheng zheng yi fu |
| [02:41.270] | gang xiang shuo shi mo |
| [02:42.760] | xiao jie yi zhang zui quan shi yi kou shang hai hua |
| [02:47.840] | a le a le shuo le ban tian wo yi ju mei ting dong |
| [02:52.230] | ding zhe mei nv xiao xi xi wo zuo le ban zhong tou |
| [02:56.080] | zui hou xiao jie mao ju ren hua |
| [02:58.570] | yao shang hai de hu kou |
| [03:00.340] | wo shuo ni zao shuo zhe ju hua |
| [03:02.480] | bu zao jiu wan shi le |
| [03:05.390] | lang fei da jia shi jian zhe duo bu hao a |
| [03:09.580] | ta bi zi li heng heng yi sheng jiu suan shi da fu la |
| [03:13.730] | kan zhe xiao jie bu xie de yan shen wo bie le yi du zi huo |
| [03:18.510] | ni kan zhe ge gong si de da ge jiu ting dong li mao de |
| [03:26.610] | yi kai kou jiu yi pai si wen hai jia dai dian ying wen |
| [03:30.830] | zan zhe zhong shi ying yu shuo de shi zai you dian cha |
| [03:35.840] | lao wai ting bu dong tong bao ye bu zhi dao ni shuo sha |
| [03:40.210] | liao le ji ju gan cui zhi jie shuo shuo dai yu ba |
| [03:44.200] | ta shuo zhong dian ben ke yue xin yi qian pu tong de da 8 zhe |
| [03:48.950] | bu shang hu kou bu shang bao xian mei you tui xiu jin |
| [03:53.080] | hai de xian dao xia shu gong chang duan lian ge san wu nian |
| [03:57.160] | ting le zhe hua xia de wo cha dian xin ji geng se le |
| [04:00.920] | dao gu dian qing cai luo bo mei yue bu zhi zhe ge shu |
| [04:05.890] | da ge ni zhe shi zhao ren cai hai shi pi fa wa zi ne |
| [04:10.830] | duo sui le lun jin cheng wo ye bi zhe ge zhi qian na |
| [04:13.970] | qian ba qian ba qian ba qian ba jiu dang shi mai la |
| [04:19.580] | tian xia de wu ya yi ban hei hai shi jiu hun zhe ba |
| [04:23.830] | suan la suan la suan la suan la hai shi ren zhe dian |
| [04:28.200] | zhe nian tou ren jia shi lao da wo xiang ge yao fan de |
| [04:32.600] | qian ba qian ba qian ba qian ba ban mai ban song la |
| [04:36.960] | zong bu neng na ba dao qu gan lan lu qiang jie ba |
| [04:41.300] | suan la suan la suan la suan la hai xiang zen me zhao a |
| [04:45.720] | ni yi wei ni shi shui hai you zi ge dian cai ma |
| [04:50.040] | qian ba qian ba qian ba qian ba jiu dang shi mai la |
| [04:54.450] | tian xia de wu ya yi ban hei hai shi jiu hun zhe ba |
| [04:58.760] | suan la suan la suan la suan la hai shi ren zhe dian |
| [05:03.170] | zhe nian tou ren jia shi lao da wo xiang ge yao fan de |
| [05:07.530] | qian ba qian ba qian ba qian ba ban mai ban song la |
| [05:11.840] | zong bu neng na ba dao qu gan lan lu qiang jie ba |
| [05:16.200] | suan la suan la suan la suan la hai xiang zen me zhao a |
| [05:20.600] | ni yi wei ni shi shui hai you zi ge dian cai ma |
| [05:23.770] | ni yi wei ni shi shui hai you zi ge dian cai ma |
| [05:29.340] | ni yi wei ni shi shui hai you zi ge dian cai ma |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhōu xī xī |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : zhōu xī xī |
| [00:32.190] | yǎn kàn dà xué sì nián áo a áo de zǒng suàn bì yè la |
| [00:36.410] | zhōng yú kě yǐ zhuàn qián yǎng jiā kuà rù xiǎo kāng la |
| [00:41.260] | jiě fàng qū de tiān shì míng lǎng de tiān |
| [00:45.110] | tà shàng wǒ de bǎo mǎ pái dān chē wǒ jiù chū fā la |
| [00:50.010] | huàng huǎng yōu yōu wǒ jiù lái dào zhāo pìn huì xiàn chǎng |
| [00:54.390] | mǎi hǎo mén piào |
| [00:55.410] | lū qǐ xiù zi |
| [00:56.390] | jiù zhā le jìn qù |
| [00:58.480] | tái tóu yī kàn |
| [00:59.350] | huā lā yī shēng |
| [01:00.380] | xià wǒ yī dà tiào |
| [01:02.540] | zhī jiàn hēi yā yā de yī piàn yǒu jǐ wàn gè nǎo dài ya |
| [01:06.200] | wǒ xiōng kǒu yī mèn nǎo dài yī yūn |
| [01:09.570] | chà diǎn méi tù xiě |
| [01:11.260] | bù guò zán zěn me yě suàn shì zán men xué xiào de jīng yīng āi |
| [01:16.200] | bù pà huò bǐ huò āi |
| [01:18.380] | jiù pà bù shí huò |
| [01:20.010] | jīn tiān zěn me zhāo yě de zhǎo gè nián xīn 10 wàn de gōng zuò |
| [01:29.030] | zhè gè gōng sī míng zì kàn shang qu dào tǐng qì pài de |
| [01:33.070] | bù guò zhāo pìn jīng lǐ zhǎng de zěn me xiàng gè shā zhū de |
| [01:37.510] | mò fēi nǎ wèi qiàn tā lǎo xiōng jǐ qiān kuài dà yáng |
| [01:41.850] | qiáo zhè yī liǎn héng ròu mù lù xiōng guāng xiàng yào chī le wǒ |
| [01:46.200] | wǒ dǎn zhàn xīn jīng de bǎ jiǎn lì jiāo le shǎng qù |
| [01:50.580] | tú fū jīng lǐ kāi kǒu yī xiào lòu chū yī kǒu dà jīn yá |
| [01:54.960] | shuō wǒ men gōng sī de guī jǔ shì xiān shōu 1800 |
| [01:58.360] | kàn kàn zhè wèi tóng xué hái zhēn shì yī biǎo rén cái de |
| [02:03.670] | jiāo le yā jīn xià gè xīng qī jiù kě yǐ shàng bān le |
| [02:08.020] | wǒ xīn xiǎng gōng zuò hái méi yǐng r zěn me xiān dé jiāo dìng jīn |
| [02:12.330] | suī rán wǒ zhī dào zì jǐ zhǎng de hái tǐng yǒu chuàng yì de |
| [02:16.780] | kě zhǐ kàn wài biǎo mò fēi zhè gōng sī zhuān lāo piān mén de |
| [02:26.330] | jǐ lái jǐ qù wǒ yòu lái dào lìng yí gè tái qián |
| [02:29.770] | zhè gè gōng sī zhāo pìn xiǎo jiě āi |
| [02:32.600] | zhǎng de tǐng shùn yǎn |
| [02:34.320] | xì méi xiǎo zuǐ shēng yīn tián měi |
| [02:37.070] | ràng rén tǐng shū fú |
| [02:38.970] | wǒ qīng qīng hóu lóng zhěng zhěng yī fú |
| [02:41.270] | gāng xiǎng shuō shí mǒ |
| [02:42.760] | xiǎo jiě yī zhāng zuǐ quán shì yī kǒu shàng hǎi huà |
| [02:47.840] | a le a le shuō le bàn tiān wǒ yī jù méi tīng dǒng |
| [02:52.230] | dīng zhe měi nǚ xiào xī xī wǒ zuò le bàn zhōng tóu |
| [02:56.080] | zuì hòu xiǎo jiě mào jù rén huà |
| [02:58.570] | yào shàng hǎi de hù kǒu |
| [03:00.340] | wǒ shuō nǐ zǎo shuō zhè jù huà |
| [03:02.480] | bù zǎo jiù wán shì le |
| [03:05.390] | làng fèi dà jiā shí jiān zhè duō bù hǎo a |
| [03:09.580] | tā bí zi lǐ hēng hēng yī shēng jiù suàn shì dá fù la |
| [03:13.730] | kàn zhe xiǎo jiě bù xiè de yǎn shén wǒ biē le yī dǔ zi huǒ |
| [03:18.510] | nǐ kàn zhè gè gōng sī de dà gē jiù tǐng dǒng lǐ mào de |
| [03:26.610] | yī kāi kǒu jiù yī pài sī wén hái jiā dài diǎn yīng wén |
| [03:30.830] | zán zhè zhōng shì yīng yǔ shuō de shí zài yǒu diǎn chà |
| [03:35.840] | lǎo wài tīng bù dǒng tóng bāo yě bù zhī dào nǐ shuō shà |
| [03:40.210] | liáo le jǐ jù gān cuì zhí jiē shuō shuō dài yù ba |
| [03:44.200] | tā shuō zhòng diǎn běn kē yuè xīn yī qiān pǔ tōng de dǎ 8 zhé |
| [03:48.950] | bù shàng hù kǒu bù shàng bǎo xiǎn méi yǒu tuì xiū jīn |
| [03:53.080] | hái dé xiān dào xià shǔ gōng chǎng duàn liàn gè sān wǔ nián |
| [03:57.160] | tīng le zhè huà xià de wǒ chà diǎn xīn jī gěng sè le |
| [04:00.920] | dǎo gǔ diǎn qīng cài luó bo měi yuè bù zhǐ zhè gè shù |
| [04:05.890] | dà gē nǐ zhè shì zhāo rén cái hái shì pī fā wà zi ne |
| [04:10.830] | duò suì le lùn jīn chēng wǒ yě bǐ zhè gè zhí qián nà |
| [04:13.970] | qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba jiù dàng shì mài la |
| [04:19.580] | tiān xià de wū yā yì bān hēi hái shì jiù hùn zhè ba |
| [04:23.830] | suàn la suàn la suàn la suàn la hái shì rěn zhe diǎn |
| [04:28.200] | zhè nián tou rén jiā shì lǎo dà wǒ xiàng gè yào fàn de |
| [04:32.600] | qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba bàn mài bàn sòng la |
| [04:36.960] | zǒng bù néng ná bǎ dāo qù gàn lán lù qiǎng jié ba |
| [04:41.300] | suàn la suàn la suàn la suàn la hái xiǎng zěn me zhāo a |
| [04:45.720] | nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ shì shuí hái yǒu zī gé diǎn cài ma |
| [04:50.040] | qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba jiù dàng shì mài la |
| [04:54.450] | tiān xià de wū yā yì bān hēi hái shì jiù hùn zhè ba |
| [04:58.760] | suàn la suàn la suàn la suàn la hái shì rěn zhe diǎn |
| [05:03.170] | zhè nián tou rén jiā shì lǎo dà wǒ xiàng gè yào fàn de |
| [05:07.530] | qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba qiān ba bàn mài bàn sòng la |
| [05:11.840] | zǒng bù néng ná bǎ dāo qù gàn lán lù qiǎng jié ba |
| [05:16.200] | suàn la suàn la suàn la suàn la hái xiǎng zěn me zhāo a |
| [05:20.600] | nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ shì shuí hái yǒu zī gé diǎn cài ma |
| [05:23.770] | nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ shì shuí hái yǒu zī gé diǎn cài ma |
| [05:29.340] | nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ shì shuí hái yǒu zī gé diǎn cài ma |
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