[00:03.54] | 一名英国王妃和她的埃及男友 |
[00:06.06] | 在法国的隧道里发生一起严重的撞车事故 |
[00:09.70] | 肇事车辆是由荷兰工程师设计的德国轿车 |
[00:13.21] | 司机是比利时人 |
[00:14.67] | 事故原因在于喝了苏格兰出产的威士忌 |
[00:17.93] | 整起车祸经过被意大利的自由摄影师 |
[00:20.42] | 骑着一辆日本摩托车 |
[00:21.73] | 使用澳大利亚生产的摄影机跟踪拍下 |
[00:24.80] | 另外 据可靠小道透露 |
[00:27.91] | 伤亡者经一个美国医生进行了急救 |
[00:30.65] | 使用的是巴西生产的药物 |
[00:32.71] | 中国记者粥稀稀现场报道 |
[00:36.63] | |
[00:41.82] | 每年今天我出门去 给小朋友们送礼品 |
[00:47.82] | 铃儿叮当响的欢 我把快乐送给你 |
[00:54.72] | |
[00:56.00] | 哼哼 我就是圣诞老人了 |
[00:59.71] | 每年装在袜子里的礼物 就是我送给你的 嗯 |
[01:04.46] | 还剩最后两家了 |
[01:06.79] | 哎呀 袜子没带够也 这可怎么办啊 |
[01:10.66] | 哎 对了~ 我脚上不是还穿着一双吗 |
[01:15.03] | 嘿嘿 我真聪明哪 |
[01:18.45] | 嗯 今年的圣诞礼物 怎么有点臭臭的 |
[01:23.38] | |
[01:31.02] | 现在 我们来修练 |
[01:32.80] | 上天入地飞黄腾达菩萨摇头怕怕 |
[01:36.79] | 唯我独尊乾坤大挪移心法 |
[01:39.92] | 首先 选大山一座 个人推荐喜玛拉雅山 |
[01:44.91] | 每日每时 怒视远处大山 |
[01:47.22] | 心中反复默念 你丫倒是快飞呀 |
[01:51.66] | 用意念将其移动到 |
[01:53.15] | 太平洋或大西洋或印度洋抑或是北冰洋之中心 |
[01:57.65] | 如此 日日不断勤加练习 |
[01:59.76] | 直至大山突然消失而“嗖”的一声出现在大洋之中 |
[02:04.42] | 神功方有小成 |
[02:06.18] | 切记 习练此移山神功人之寿命至少万岁以上 |
[02:10.88] | 否则必将前功尽弃 切记切记 |
[02:14.99] | |
[02:26.89] | 如花 你知道我有多喜欢你吗 |
[02:30.41] | 我熬了30个通宵 给你写了一首小诗 我念给你听啊 |
[02:40.61] | 大海啊 它全是水 蛤蟆啊 有四条腿 |
[02:49.35] | 如花啊 你有多么美 鼻子下面 居然还有嘴 |
[02:58.27] | 如花 你感动吗 嫁给我好吗 我的妈呀 |
[00:03.54] | yi ming ying guo wang fei he ta de ai ji nan you |
[00:06.06] | zai fa guo de sui dao li fa sheng yi qi yan zhong de zhuang che shi gu |
[00:09.70] | zhao shi che liang shi you he lan gong cheng shi she ji de de guo jiao che |
[00:13.21] | si ji shi bi li shi ren |
[00:14.67] | shi gu yuan yin zai yu he le su ge lan chu chan de wei shi ji |
[00:17.93] | zheng qi che huo jing guo bei yi da li de zi you she ying shi |
[00:20.42] | qi zhe yi liang ri ben mo tuo che |
[00:21.73] | shi yong ao da li ya sheng chan de she ying ji gen zong pai xia |
[00:24.80] | ling wai ju ke kao xiao dao tou lu |
[00:27.91] | shang wang zhe jing yi ge mei guo yi sheng jin xing le ji jiu |
[00:30.65] | shi yong de shi ba xi sheng chan de yao wu |
[00:32.71] | zhong guo ji zhe zhou xi xi xian chang bao dao |
[00:36.63] | |
[00:41.82] | mei nian jin tian wo chu men qu gei xiao peng you men song li pin |
[00:47.82] | ling er ding dang xiang de huan wo ba kuai le song gei ni |
[00:54.72] | |
[00:56.00] | heng heng wo jiu shi sheng dan lao ren le |
[00:59.71] | mei nian zhuang zai wa zi li de li wu jiu shi wo song gei ni de |
[01:04.46] | hai sheng zui hou liang jia le |
[01:06.79] | ai ya wa zi mei dai gou ye zhe ke zen me ban a |
[01:10.66] | ai dui le wo jiao shang bu shi hai chuan zhe yi shuang ma |
[01:15.03] | hei hei wo zhen cong ming na |
[01:18.45] | jin nian de sheng dan li wu zen me you dian chou chou de |
[01:23.38] | |
[01:31.02] | xian zai wo men lai xiu lian |
[01:32.80] | shang tian ru di fei huang teng da pu sa yao tou pa pa |
[01:36.79] | wei wo du zun qian kun da nuo yi xin fa |
[01:39.92] | shou xian xuan da shan yi zuo ge ren tui jian xi ma la ya shan |
[01:44.91] | mei ri mei shi nu shi yuan chu da shan |
[01:47.22] | xin zhong fan fu mo nian ni ya dao shi kuai fei ya |
[01:51.66] | yong yi nian jiang qi yi dong dao |
[01:53.15] | tai ping yang huo da xi yang huo yin du yang yi huo shi bei bing yang zhi zhong xin |
[01:57.65] | ru ci ri ri bu duan qin jia lian xi |
[01:59.76] | zhi zhi da shan tu ran xiao shi er" sou" de yi sheng chu xian zai da yang zhi zhong |
[02:04.42] | shen gong fang you xiao cheng |
[02:06.18] | qie ji xi lian ci yi shan shen gong ren zhi shou ming zhi shao wan sui yi shang |
[02:10.88] | fou ze bi jiang qian gong jin qi qie ji qie ji |
[02:14.99] | |
[02:26.89] | ru hua ni zhi dao wo you duo xi huan ni ma |
[02:30.41] | wo ao le 30 ge tong xiao gei ni xie le yi shou xiao shi wo nian gei ni ting a |
[02:40.61] | da hai a ta quan shi shui ha ma a you si tiao tui |
[02:49.35] | ru hua a ni you duo me mei bi zi xia mian ju ran hai you zui |
[02:58.27] | ru hua ni gan dong ma jia gei wo hao ma wo de ma ya |
[00:03.54] | yī míng yīng guó wáng fēi hé tā de āi jí nán yǒu |
[00:06.06] | zài fǎ guó de suì dào lǐ fā shēng yì qǐ yán zhòng de zhuàng chē shì gù |
[00:09.70] | zhào shì chē liàng shì yóu hé lán gōng chéng shī shè jì de dé guó jiào chē |
[00:13.21] | sī jī shì bǐ lì shí rén |
[00:14.67] | shì gù yuán yīn zài yú hē le sū gé lán chū chǎn de wēi shì jì |
[00:17.93] | zhěng qǐ chē huò jīng guò bèi yì dà lì de zì yóu shè yǐng shī |
[00:20.42] | qí zhe yī liàng rì běn mó tuō chē |
[00:21.73] | shǐ yòng ào dà lì yà shēng chǎn de shè yǐng jī gēn zōng pāi xià |
[00:24.80] | lìng wài jù kě kào xiǎo dào tòu lù |
[00:27.91] | shāng wáng zhě jīng yí gè měi guó yī shēng jìn xíng le jí jiù |
[00:30.65] | shǐ yòng de shì bā xī shēng chǎn de yào wù |
[00:32.71] | zhōng guó jì zhě zhōu xī xī xiàn chǎng bào dào |
[00:36.63] | |
[00:41.82] | měi nián jīn tiān wǒ chū mén qù gěi xiǎo péng yǒu men sòng lǐ pǐn |
[00:47.82] | líng ér dīng dāng xiǎng de huān wǒ bǎ kuài lè sòng gěi nǐ |
[00:54.72] | |
[00:56.00] | hēng hēng wǒ jiù shì shèng dàn lǎo rén le |
[00:59.71] | měi nián zhuāng zài wà zi lǐ de lǐ wù jiù shì wǒ sòng gěi nǐ de |
[01:04.46] | hái shèng zuì hòu liǎng jiā le |
[01:06.79] | āi yā wà zi méi dài gòu yě zhè kě zěn me bàn a |
[01:10.66] | āi duì le wǒ jiǎo shàng bú shì hái chuān zhe yī shuāng ma |
[01:15.03] | hēi hēi wǒ zhēn cōng míng nǎ |
[01:18.45] | jīn nián de shèng dàn lǐ wù zěn me yǒu diǎn chòu chòu de |
[01:23.38] | |
[01:31.02] | xiàn zài wǒ men lái xiū liàn |
[01:32.80] | shàng tiān rù dì fēi huáng téng dá pú sà yáo tóu pà pà |
[01:36.79] | wéi wǒ dú zūn qián kūn dà nuó yí xīn fǎ |
[01:39.92] | shǒu xiān xuǎn dà shān yī zuò gè rén tuī jiàn xǐ mǎ lā yǎ shān |
[01:44.91] | měi rì měi shí nù shì yuǎn chù dà shān |
[01:47.22] | xīn zhōng fǎn fù mò niàn nǐ yā dǎo shì kuài fēi ya |
[01:51.66] | yòng yì niàn jiāng qí yí dòng dào |
[01:53.15] | tài píng yáng huò dà xī yáng huò yìn dù yáng yì huò shì běi bīng yáng zhī zhōng xīn |
[01:57.65] | rú cǐ rì rì bù duàn qín jiā liàn xí |
[01:59.76] | zhí zhì dà shān tū rán xiāo shī ér" sōu" de yī shēng chū xiàn zài dà yáng zhī zhōng |
[02:04.42] | shén gōng fāng yǒu xiǎo chéng |
[02:06.18] | qiè jì xí liàn cǐ yí shān shén gōng rén zhī shòu mìng zhì shǎo wàn suì yǐ shàng |
[02:10.88] | fǒu zé bì jiāng qián gōng jìn qì qiè jì qiè jì |
[02:14.99] | |
[02:26.89] | rú huā nǐ zhī dào wǒ yǒu duō xǐ huān nǐ ma |
[02:30.41] | wǒ áo le 30 gè tōng xiāo gěi nǐ xiě le yī shǒu xiǎo shī wǒ niàn gěi nǐ tīng a |
[02:40.61] | dà hǎi a tā quán shì shuǐ há má a yǒu sì tiáo tuǐ |
[02:49.35] | rú huā a nǐ yǒu duō me měi bí zi xià miàn jū rán hái yǒu zuǐ |
[02:58.27] | rú huā nǐ gǎn dòng ma jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma wǒ de mā ya |