人生百态之叙事篇

人生百态之叙事篇 歌词

歌曲 人生百态之叙事篇
歌手 粥稀稀
专辑 稀稀粥
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[00:03.54] 一名英国王妃和她的埃及男友
[00:06.06] 在法国的隧道里发生一起严重的撞车事故
[00:09.70] 肇事车辆是由荷兰工程师设计的德国轿车
[00:13.21] 司机是比利时人
[00:14.67] 事故原因在于喝了苏格兰出产的威士忌
[00:17.93] 整起车祸经过被意大利的自由摄影师
[00:20.42] 骑着一辆日本摩托车
[00:21.73] 使用澳大利亚生产的摄影机跟踪拍下
[00:24.80] 另外 据可靠小道透露
[00:27.91] 伤亡者经一个美国医生进行了急救
[00:30.65] 使用的是巴西生产的药物
[00:32.71] 中国记者粥稀稀现场报道
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[00:41.82] 每年今天我出门去 给小朋友们送礼品
[00:47.82] 铃儿叮当响的欢 我把快乐送给你
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[00:56.00] 哼哼 我就是圣诞老人了
[00:59.71] 每年装在袜子里的礼物 就是我送给你的 嗯
[01:04.46] 还剩最后两家了
[01:06.79] 哎呀 袜子没带够也 这可怎么办啊
[01:10.66] 哎 对了~ 我脚上不是还穿着一双吗
[01:15.03] 嘿嘿 我真聪明哪
[01:18.45] 嗯 今年的圣诞礼物 怎么有点臭臭的
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[01:31.02] 现在 我们来修练
[01:32.80] 上天入地飞黄腾达菩萨摇头怕怕
[01:36.79] 唯我独尊乾坤大挪移心法
[01:39.92] 首先 选大山一座 个人推荐喜玛拉雅山
[01:44.91] 每日每时 怒视远处大山
[01:47.22] 心中反复默念 你丫倒是快飞呀
[01:51.66] 用意念将其移动到
[01:53.15] 太平洋或大西洋或印度洋抑或是北冰洋之中心
[01:57.65] 如此 日日不断勤加练习
[01:59.76] 直至大山突然消失而“嗖”的一声出现在大洋之中
[02:04.42] 神功方有小成
[02:06.18] 切记 习练此移山神功人之寿命至少万岁以上
[02:10.88] 否则必将前功尽弃 切记切记
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[02:26.89] 如花 你知道我有多喜欢你吗
[02:30.41] 我熬了30个通宵 给你写了一首小诗 我念给你听啊
[02:40.61] 大海啊 它全是水 蛤蟆啊 有四条腿
[02:49.35] 如花啊 你有多么美 鼻子下面 居然还有嘴
[02:58.27] 如花 你感动吗 嫁给我好吗 我的妈呀
[00:03.54] yi ming ying guo wang fei he ta de ai ji nan you
[00:06.06] zai fa guo de sui dao li fa sheng yi qi yan zhong de zhuang che shi gu
[00:09.70] zhao shi che liang shi you he lan gong cheng shi she ji de de guo jiao che
[00:13.21] si ji shi bi li shi ren
[00:14.67] shi gu yuan yin zai yu he le su ge lan chu chan de wei shi ji
[00:17.93] zheng qi che huo jing guo bei yi da li de zi you she ying shi
[00:20.42] qi zhe yi liang ri ben mo tuo che
[00:21.73] shi yong ao da li ya sheng chan de she ying ji gen zong pai xia
[00:24.80] ling wai ju ke kao xiao dao tou lu
[00:27.91] shang wang zhe jing yi ge mei guo yi sheng jin xing le ji jiu
[00:30.65] shi yong de shi ba xi sheng chan de yao wu
[00:32.71] zhong guo ji zhe zhou xi xi xian chang bao dao
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[00:41.82] mei nian jin tian wo chu men qu gei xiao peng you men song li pin
[00:47.82] ling er ding dang xiang de huan wo ba kuai le song gei ni
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[00:56.00] heng heng wo jiu shi sheng dan lao ren le
[00:59.71] mei nian zhuang zai wa zi li de li wu jiu shi wo song gei ni de
[01:04.46] hai sheng zui hou liang jia le
[01:06.79] ai ya wa zi mei dai gou ye zhe ke zen me ban a
[01:10.66] ai dui le wo jiao shang bu shi hai chuan zhe yi shuang ma
[01:15.03] hei hei wo zhen cong ming na
[01:18.45] jin nian de sheng dan li wu zen me you dian chou chou de
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[01:31.02] xian zai wo men lai xiu lian
[01:32.80] shang tian ru di fei huang teng da pu sa yao tou pa pa
[01:36.79] wei wo du zun qian kun da nuo yi xin fa
[01:39.92] shou xian xuan da shan yi zuo ge ren tui jian xi ma la ya shan
[01:44.91] mei ri mei shi nu shi yuan chu da shan
[01:47.22] xin zhong fan fu mo nian ni ya dao shi kuai fei ya
[01:51.66] yong yi nian jiang qi yi dong dao
[01:53.15] tai ping yang huo da xi yang huo yin du yang yi huo shi bei bing yang zhi zhong xin
[01:57.65] ru ci ri ri bu duan qin jia lian xi
[01:59.76] zhi zhi da shan tu ran xiao shi er" sou" de yi sheng chu xian zai da yang zhi zhong
[02:04.42] shen gong fang you xiao cheng
[02:06.18] qie ji xi lian ci yi shan shen gong ren zhi shou ming zhi shao wan sui yi shang
[02:10.88] fou ze bi jiang qian gong jin qi qie ji qie ji
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[02:26.89] ru hua ni zhi dao wo you duo xi huan ni ma
[02:30.41] wo ao le 30 ge tong xiao gei ni xie le yi shou xiao shi wo nian gei ni ting a
[02:40.61] da hai a ta quan shi shui ha ma a you si tiao tui
[02:49.35] ru hua a ni you duo me mei bi zi xia mian ju ran hai you zui
[02:58.27] ru hua ni gan dong ma jia gei wo hao ma wo de ma ya
[00:03.54] yī míng yīng guó wáng fēi hé tā de āi jí nán yǒu
[00:06.06] zài fǎ guó de suì dào lǐ fā shēng yì qǐ yán zhòng de zhuàng chē shì gù
[00:09.70] zhào shì chē liàng shì yóu hé lán gōng chéng shī shè jì de dé guó jiào chē
[00:13.21] sī jī shì bǐ lì shí rén
[00:14.67] shì gù yuán yīn zài yú hē le sū gé lán chū chǎn de wēi shì jì
[00:17.93] zhěng qǐ chē huò jīng guò bèi yì dà lì de zì yóu shè yǐng shī
[00:20.42] qí zhe yī liàng rì běn mó tuō chē
[00:21.73] shǐ yòng ào dà lì yà shēng chǎn de shè yǐng jī gēn zōng pāi xià
[00:24.80] lìng wài jù kě kào xiǎo dào tòu lù
[00:27.91] shāng wáng zhě jīng yí gè měi guó yī shēng jìn xíng le jí jiù
[00:30.65] shǐ yòng de shì bā xī shēng chǎn de yào wù
[00:32.71] zhōng guó jì zhě zhōu xī xī xiàn chǎng bào dào
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[00:41.82] měi nián jīn tiān wǒ chū mén qù gěi xiǎo péng yǒu men sòng lǐ pǐn
[00:47.82] líng ér dīng dāng xiǎng de huān wǒ bǎ kuài lè sòng gěi nǐ
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[00:56.00] hēng hēng wǒ jiù shì shèng dàn lǎo rén le
[00:59.71] měi nián zhuāng zài wà zi lǐ de lǐ wù jiù shì wǒ sòng gěi nǐ de
[01:04.46] hái shèng zuì hòu liǎng jiā le
[01:06.79] āi yā wà zi méi dài gòu yě zhè kě zěn me bàn a
[01:10.66] āi duì le wǒ jiǎo shàng bú shì hái chuān zhe yī shuāng ma
[01:15.03] hēi hēi wǒ zhēn cōng míng nǎ
[01:18.45] jīn nián de shèng dàn lǐ wù zěn me yǒu diǎn chòu chòu de
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[01:31.02] xiàn zài wǒ men lái xiū liàn
[01:32.80] shàng tiān rù dì fēi huáng téng dá pú sà yáo tóu pà pà
[01:36.79] wéi wǒ dú zūn qián kūn dà nuó yí xīn fǎ
[01:39.92] shǒu xiān xuǎn dà shān yī zuò gè rén tuī jiàn xǐ mǎ lā yǎ shān
[01:44.91] měi rì měi shí nù shì yuǎn chù dà shān
[01:47.22] xīn zhōng fǎn fù mò niàn nǐ yā dǎo shì kuài fēi ya
[01:51.66] yòng yì niàn jiāng qí yí dòng dào
[01:53.15] tài píng yáng huò dà xī yáng huò yìn dù yáng yì huò shì běi bīng yáng zhī zhōng xīn
[01:57.65] rú cǐ rì rì bù duàn qín jiā liàn xí
[01:59.76] zhí zhì dà shān tū rán xiāo shī ér" sōu" de yī shēng chū xiàn zài dà yáng zhī zhōng
[02:04.42] shén gōng fāng yǒu xiǎo chéng
[02:06.18] qiè jì xí liàn cǐ yí shān shén gōng rén zhī shòu mìng zhì shǎo wàn suì yǐ shàng
[02:10.88] fǒu zé bì jiāng qián gōng jìn qì qiè jì qiè jì
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[02:26.89] rú huā nǐ zhī dào wǒ yǒu duō xǐ huān nǐ ma
[02:30.41] wǒ áo le 30 gè tōng xiāo gěi nǐ xiě le yī shǒu xiǎo shī wǒ niàn gěi nǐ tīng a
[02:40.61] dà hǎi a tā quán shì shuǐ há má a yǒu sì tiáo tuǐ
[02:49.35] rú huā a nǐ yǒu duō me měi bí zi xià miàn jū rán hái yǒu zuǐ
[02:58.27] rú huā nǐ gǎn dòng ma jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma wǒ de mā ya
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