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There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it |
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A stale glass of beer on the table by the playboys |
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Did you see miss march? god, she looks so young |
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This single life, it sure is fun |
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Well we could go to the lounge at the holiday inn |
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Hear my favorite band play the latest michael jackson |
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Song about a boy with a really nice bike |
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This single life, it sure is fun |
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We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser |
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Talk about the barmaid, "hey i hear she'll take her pants off |
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If you drive a camaro." life just seems better |
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This single life, it sure is fun |
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Well i am still a young man |
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It's really pretty cool |
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My friends they're old and married |
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What a bunch of stupid fools |
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We'll meet some chicks at the bar and collect all our pennies |
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We'll stumble to our cars and we'll drive real fast to denny's |
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I'll put my hand up her skirt |
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We'll eat a couple grand slams |
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This single life, it sure is fun |
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Well in the morning when you wake up, there's a dental hygenist |
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Lying in your bed. she really thinks you're a dentist |
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You said you'd give her a job |
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And you'd take her to see snoop doggy dogg's gun collection |
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This single life, it sure is fun |
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Well there's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it |
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A bottle of aspirin on the table by the playboys |
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Did you see miss april? god i feel so old |
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This single life, it sure is fun |