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Alright, children, let's clean up this room. |
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Aw, mam... |
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Do we have to? |
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Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast. |
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If there's a task that must be done, |
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Don't turn your tail and run, |
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Don't pout, don't sob, |
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Just do a half-assed job. |
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If you cut every corner, |
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It is really not so bad. |
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Everybody does it, |
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Even mom and dad. |
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If nobody sees it, |
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Then nobody gets mad. |
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Bart: It's the American way! |
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Sherry: The policeman on the street |
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Needs some time to rest his feet. |
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Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! |
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Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store |
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Can charge a little more |
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For meat |
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Apu: For meat! |
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Sherry: And milk |
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Apu: And milk! |
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Sherry & Apu: From 1984! |
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Sherry: If you cut every corner, |
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You'll have more time for play! |
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All: It's the American way! |
