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Seymour Skinner:Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. |
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We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents. |
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Children:We are the mediocre Presidents. |
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You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. |
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There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes, |
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There's William Henry Harrison. |
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Harrison:I died in thirty days! |
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Children:We... |
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Are... |
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The... |
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Adequate, forgettable, |
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Occasionally regrettable |
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Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.! |
