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Bart:Ha ha ha ha ha! |
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Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun! |
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Bart:Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again. |
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Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend, |
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'Cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson-style, |
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And this I demand: Don't touch that dial! |
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I got your attention, so you'd better listen up! |
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Dance if you must, but please don't interrupt! |
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'Cause the singing I'm slayin' comes straight from the heart. |
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I call this little song "The Ten Commandments of Bart". |
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Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun! |
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Bart:Let us begin with commandment number ten: |
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Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end. |
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Shake it for your mama, and shake it for when |
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You wanna party-harty and get down in the den! |
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Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip. |
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You bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip. |
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By this, I mean shake your bootius maximus, |
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Make everybody happy, give them satisfactimus! |
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Now comes a time for commandment number nine. |
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It's goes something like this: thou shalt always make rhymes. |
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'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news. |
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Better than CNN, better than Family Values. |
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Don't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude, |
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But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood. |
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It ain't true that our culture's in a decline, |
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Just listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line. |
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Now you're itchin' and twitchin' to this mucho bewitchin', |
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The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatchin'. |
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Hold on to your hats, because here come the scratchin'! |
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Who did that? |
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Let's cruise, shall we now, to commandment number eight, |
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Goes exactly like this: Thou shall procrastinate! |
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Put another way, this means you must be late, |
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Whenever you can, make everybody wait. |
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When homework is due, don't give in to fate. |
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But do say: teacher, guess what, the dog ate it. |
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Of all the commandments, none can be greater... |
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If you want more details, come back later! |
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Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun! |
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Bart:Movin' right along, here's commandment number seven: |
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Thou shalt go wild, 'cause you'll never get to heaven. |
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You don't say "No," you do say "Yo!" |
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You hear bad songs, turn up the radio. |
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Then, when you're dead, Fred, where you gonna go? |
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You're going down low, where the rocks grow. |
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The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video |
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Except no guitars, 'cause, wouldn't ya know, |
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It's swell down in hell except... |
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The Devil plays the banjo. |
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Ha ha ha ha ha! |
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Next up here is commandment number six, |
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It goes like this: Thou shalt dance like lunatics. |
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Try to get movin' and shakin' and groovin' |
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And hoppin' and moppin' and flippity-floppin'. |
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Hey, what happened? Beat box is broke. |
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Maggie, come here quick, I'm starting to choke. |
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Come on girl, here's the deal, I'm really stuckin', |
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I need your help, so, Maggie, please start suckin'. |
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Oh, yeah, that's it, that's what I require, |
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An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier. |
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And now we arrive to commandment number five. |
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Short and sweet: Thou shalt be alive. |
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Take off your pants, strut around in the nude. |
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If somebody sees you, say "What's happenin', dude?" |
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Oh, yeah, now we're starting to soar. |
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The countdown continues: commandment number four! |
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I say unto you: Thou shalt slam the door. |
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Wake up the neighbors, that's what it's for. |
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Slam it again. Slam it some more. |
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Now you got a beat that never happened before. |
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Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun! |
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Bart:Which brings us on to commandment number three: |
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Thou shalt question authority. |
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'Cause authority hates curiosity, |
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Which leads straight to originality. |
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From there, my friends, spontaneity. |
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And the downward spots straight to mockery. |
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Then a hop and a skip to mutiny. |
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Then mutiny leads to anarchy. |
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Then a... |
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Homer:Bart! Knock it off! Turn it down! |
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Bart:Okay, okay. Here's commandment number two: |
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Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do. |
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Get a tattoo, eat a honeydew, |
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Raid a taboo, paint your head blue. |
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If you're bald, go buy a toupee. |
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If you're starved, go eat a souflee. |
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If you're crazy, get on the subway. |
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If you're bored, dance on the freeway. |
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If you're sexy, put on negligee. |
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'Cause this is what I have to say: |
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Hurray for horseplay, gotta have horseplay. |
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Besides that, man, eh, what the hay! |
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And now, at last it's commandment number one. |
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Put quite simply, |
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Bart and Singers:Thou shalt have fun! |
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Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun! |
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Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!) |
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Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) |
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Thou shall have fun! |
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Thou shalt have fun! |
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Lisa:That was pretty cool, huh? |
