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Homer:Someday you'll thank me for this, son. |
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Bart:Not bloody likely. |
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Homer:No, it's true. |
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You know, when I was a boy. |
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I really wanted a catcher's mitt, |
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:but my dad wouldn't get it for me. |
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So I held my breath until I passed out |
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and banged my head on the coffee table. |
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The doctor thought |
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I might have brain damage. |
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Bart:Dad, what's the point of this story? |
| [00:20.57] |
Homer:I like stories. |
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Bart:Can I please |
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go to the movie? |
| [00:24.12] |
Homer:I know my punishment might seem |
| [00:25.42] |
a little harsh, but I can't go back on it. |
| [00:28.18] |
You're welcome to watch |
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anything you want on TV. |
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Bart:TV sucks. |
