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Once there was this kid who |
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Took a trip to Singapore |
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And brought along his spraypaint |
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And when he finally came back |
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He had cane marks all over his bottom |
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He said that it was from when |
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The warden whacked it so hard |
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Once there was this girl who |
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Swore that one day she would be |
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A figure skating champion |
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And when she finally made it |
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She saw some other girl who was better |
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So she hired some guy |
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To club her in the knee cap |
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They got paid for their sound-bites |
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And sold their |
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TV movie rights |
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And then there was this guy who |
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Made his wife so mad one night |
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That she cut off his weiner |
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And when he finally came to |
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He found that |
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little Mr. Happy was missing |
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He couldn't quite explain |
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It had always just been there |
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