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Went down to the wedding hall |
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My best friend was gettin' hitched |
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All the girls were dressed to the nines |
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Man I was gettin' the itch |
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The Joint was jumpin', |
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The band was rockin' |
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Even the ugly ones looked good |
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Could've been the romance |
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Or The cheap champagne |
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Oh man, I was goin' insane |
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Got a hot shot |
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Gotta unload |
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Hot shotGonna explode |
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Hot shotGotta confess |
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Oh, baby, gonna be a mess |
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The band started playin' one of those |
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Cry your eyes out wedding songs |
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This was my chance, looking to dance |
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Weel, it didn't take long |
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She was slip-sliding up and down on me |
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Felt like a stripper pole |
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Blue satin dress, gotta confess |
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Oh, man, I was gonna blow |
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Got a hot shot |
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Gotta unload |
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Hot shotGonna explode |
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Hot shotGotta confess |
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Gonna be a mess |
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Oh, baby, on your party dress |
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Got a hot shot |
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Baby, don't say no |
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Hot shotDon't wanna do it alone |
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Hot shotGonna be a mess |
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Don't wanna have to do it by myself |
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Pretty maids all in a row |
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One of them gave me the eye |
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Said "Hello, how you doAnd will you be my bride?" |
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She said: "Baby, now just slow downThis is all just a little too soonBaby, if ya want to skip a stepYou can take me right now on a honeymoonGot a hot shotGotta unloadHot shotGonna explodeHot shotGotta confessGonna be a messOh, baby, on your party dressGot a hot shotBaby, don't say noHot shotDon't wanna do it aloneHot shotGonna be a real soonOh, baby, on a honeymoon |