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I went to a doctor with a pain in my head |
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He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you're dead, It's gonna be slow and painful It ain't gonna be no fun" |
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So I went home and decided |
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I'll end it now my life's done |
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Game Over, end of the ride |
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It's suicide!!! |
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So I took out a shotgun, |
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I put it in my mouth |
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I put it in too far, |
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I gagged then ralphed |
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I jumped in front of a truck |
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I missed and only felt a breeze |
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Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said: "Exact change, please!!!" |
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I survived, was still alive! |
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I dropped a toaster in the tub with me |
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It did wonders for my hair |
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Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff |
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Got lost on my way there |
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I took a jar of sleeping pills |
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But all I did was snooze |
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I can't do nothing right |
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I got the |
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Dead Man Blues! |
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Can't get it right |
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I'm feeling so uptight |
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I can't die |
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I gotta wonder why |
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I try and try and try but |
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I can't die |
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I've got the |
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Dead Man Blues ' |
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Cause even if |
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I win I lose |
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I threw a rope around the rafters |
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Around my neck, stood on a chair |
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The phone rings, my machine picks up |
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And guess who's there? |
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It's a message from my doctor |
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And he says: "Hey lucky break! It was just a dirt on the X-ray Whoops! I made a mistake!" |
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And then I slipped off the chair |
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And I was hanging there: |
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I've got the |
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Dead Man Blues ' |
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Cause even if |
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I win I lose |
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The Dead Man |
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Blues |
