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At Paramount it's oh la la |
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The Warner Brothers cha cha cha |
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And L B Mayer loves his smaltz so MGM made the great waltz |
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But the twenth century foxtrot |
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It's precious but precious |
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It's not hot |
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To make the big boys hire me please make that rythm firey |
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(Come on boys and girls make me over) |
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In this factory where dreams can come true |
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Are you ready to make someone new |
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You're the team that must teach me to do |
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The twenth century fox mambo |
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Done the homework and I'll pass the test |
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I'll do whatever my teacher suggests |
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I can do it clothed or undressed |
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The twenth century fox mambo |
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Make it up shake it up |
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Let the fantasies begin |
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Here's the dope |
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To get cast change the past |
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Make the light just right for cinemascope |
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Take a gamble cause it's safe to bet |
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Mister Zanick ain't seen nothing yet |
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When we're finished he'll never forget |
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This twenth century fox |
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Ah ah ah for fame play the game |
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Change your name to the twenth century fox |
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Make it up shake it up |
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Make me feel like the main attraction |
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Change the clothes fix the nose |
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And then five six seven eight action (ACTION) |
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Now I'm blonde but I ain't so dumb (No) |
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Hollywood will be under my thumb (Yes) |
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I'll change parteners until I become |
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The twenth century fox mambo |