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Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? |
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It took me years to write, will you take a look? |
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Based on a novel by a man named Lear |
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And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer, |
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Paperback writer. |
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It's the dirty story of a dirty man |
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And his clinging wife doesn't understand. |
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His son is working for the Daily Mail, |
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It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer, |
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Paperback writer. |
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Paperback writer |
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It's a thousand pages, give or take a few, |
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I'll be writing more in a week or two. |
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I can make it longer if you like the style, |
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I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer, |
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Paperback writer. |
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If you really like it you can have the rights, |
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It could make a million for you overnight. |
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If you must return it, you can send it here |
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But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer, |
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Paperback writer. |
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Paperback writer |
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Paperback writer - paperback writer |
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Paperback writer - paperback writer |
