歌曲 | The Stereotypes Song |
歌手 | Your Favorite Martian |
专辑 | The Stereotypes Song |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:01.10] | I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous |
[00:04.39] | So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this |
[00:09.06] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[00:14.59] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:22.15] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[00:27.86] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:34.61] | I love those fat Americans. |
[00:36.80] | You know they're so obnoxious |
[00:38.44] | They're always eating burgers. |
[00:40.03] | They're always holding shotguns. |
[00:41.72] | And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. |
[00:45.08] | They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. |
[00:48.35] | Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. |
[00:51.44] | You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. |
[00:54.77] | If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy |
[00:57.70] | They're out of control like a Chinese driver. |
[01:01.61] | I love the Middle East, but how do they handle |
[01:04.58] | Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. |
[01:07.79] | I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but |
[01:10.91] | They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. |
[01:14.50] | And I love them Puerto Ricans, |
[01:17.80] | Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. |
[01:21.72] | I'm just joking. If you didn't know then |
[01:24.59] | You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. |
[01:28.32] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[01:34.04] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:41.63] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[01:47.08] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:54.55] | Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell |
[01:57.25] | If you love the outback redneck Australians, |
[02:00.52] | And the crooked teeth of an English dude |
[02:03.70] | Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. |
[02:07.58] | And how could anyone hate the French. |
[02:10.54] | Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. |
[02:13.74] | Brazilian girls is what you want, |
[02:17.39] | |
[02:21.37] | I love Africans, but hold up a second. |
[02:24.04] | National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. |
[02:27.22] | Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. |
[02:30.35] | They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. |
[02:33.47] | Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, |
[02:37.20] | Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. |
[02:40.46] | They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, |
[02:43.63] | Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. |
[02:47.73] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[02:53.44] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:00.93] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:06.52] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:13.75] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:17.14] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:20.58] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:23.92] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:29.75] | They hump sheep. |
[03:32.72] | They hump sheep. |
[03:36.05] | They hump sheep. |
[03:40.41] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[03:46.32] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:53.95] | Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:59.55] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[04:06.45] | I’m just playing. You know I love you guys. |
[04:09.73] | But seriously don’t hump any sheep. |
[04:13.26] |
[00:01.10] | I' ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous |
[00:04.39] | So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this |
[00:09.06] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[00:14.59] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:22.15] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[00:27.86] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:34.61] | I love those fat Americans. |
[00:36.80] | You know they' re so obnoxious |
[00:38.44] | They' re always eating burgers. |
[00:40.03] | They' re always holding shotguns. |
[00:41.72] | And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. |
[00:45.08] | They all got 100 kids ' cause they don' t know how to put a condom on. |
[00:48.35] | Uh huh. ' Cause that' s the way they role. |
[00:51.44] | You' ve got to go big like an Israeli nose. |
[00:54.77] | If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy |
[00:57.70] | They' re out of control like a Chinese driver. |
[01:01.61] | I love the Middle East, but how do they handle |
[01:04.58] | Rockin' burkas while they' re riding camels. |
[01:07.79] | I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they' re cool, but |
[01:10.91] | They' re always high, so don' t let them fool ya. |
[01:14.50] | And I love them Puerto Ricans, |
[01:17.80] | Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. |
[01:21.72] | I' m just joking. If you didn' t know then |
[01:24.59] | You' re a little slow and you' re probably from Poland. |
[01:28.32] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[01:34.04] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:41.63] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[01:47.08] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:54.55] | Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell |
[01:57.25] | If you love the outback redneck Australians, |
[02:00.52] | And the crooked teeth of an English dude |
[02:03.70] | Or those creepy Italians who think they' re smooth. |
[02:07.58] | And how could anyone hate the French. |
[02:10.54] | Yeah, I know their hairy women don' t shave their pits. |
[02:13.74] | Brazilian girls is what you want, |
[02:17.39] | |
[02:21.37] | I love Africans, but hold up a second. |
[02:24.04] | National Geographic says they' re all buttnaked. |
[02:27.22] | Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. |
[02:30.35] | They' ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. |
[02:33.47] | Uh oh! They' re all on my checklist, |
[02:37.20] | Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. |
[02:40.46] | They' re stereotypes, and if you believe them, |
[02:43.63] | Then your brain is small like a Korean' s penis. |
[02:47.73] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[02:53.44] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:00.93] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:06.52] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:13.75] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:17.14] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:20.58] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:23.92] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:29.75] | They hump sheep. |
[03:32.72] | They hump sheep. |
[03:36.05] | They hump sheep. |
[03:40.41] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[03:46.32] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:53.95] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:59.55] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[04:06.45] | I' m just playing. You know I love you guys. |
[04:09.73] | But seriously don' t hump any sheep. |
[04:13.26] |
[00:01.10] | I' ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous |
[00:04.39] | So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this |
[00:09.06] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[00:14.59] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:22.15] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[00:27.86] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[00:34.61] | I love those fat Americans. |
[00:36.80] | You know they' re so obnoxious |
[00:38.44] | They' re always eating burgers. |
[00:40.03] | They' re always holding shotguns. |
[00:41.72] | And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. |
[00:45.08] | They all got 100 kids ' cause they don' t know how to put a condom on. |
[00:48.35] | Uh huh. ' Cause that' s the way they role. |
[00:51.44] | You' ve got to go big like an Israeli nose. |
[00:54.77] | If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy |
[00:57.70] | They' re out of control like a Chinese driver. |
[01:01.61] | I love the Middle East, but how do they handle |
[01:04.58] | Rockin' burkas while they' re riding camels. |
[01:07.79] | I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they' re cool, but |
[01:10.91] | They' re always high, so don' t let them fool ya. |
[01:14.50] | And I love them Puerto Ricans, |
[01:17.80] | Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. |
[01:21.72] | I' m just joking. If you didn' t know then |
[01:24.59] | You' re a little slow and you' re probably from Poland. |
[01:28.32] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[01:34.04] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:41.63] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[01:47.08] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[01:54.55] | Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell |
[01:57.25] | If you love the outback redneck Australians, |
[02:00.52] | And the crooked teeth of an English dude |
[02:03.70] | Or those creepy Italians who think they' re smooth. |
[02:07.58] | And how could anyone hate the French. |
[02:10.54] | Yeah, I know their hairy women don' t shave their pits. |
[02:13.74] | Brazilian girls is what you want, |
[02:17.39] | |
[02:21.37] | I love Africans, but hold up a second. |
[02:24.04] | National Geographic says they' re all buttnaked. |
[02:27.22] | Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. |
[02:30.35] | They' ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. |
[02:33.47] | Uh oh! They' re all on my checklist, |
[02:37.20] | Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. |
[02:40.46] | They' re stereotypes, and if you believe them, |
[02:43.63] | Then your brain is small like a Korean' s penis. |
[02:47.73] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[02:53.44] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:00.93] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:06.52] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:13.75] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:17.14] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:20.58] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:23.92] | I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. |
[03:29.75] | They hump sheep. |
[03:32.72] | They hump sheep. |
[03:36.05] | They hump sheep. |
[03:40.41] | I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn |
[03:46.32] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[03:53.95] | Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl |
[03:59.55] | And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes |
[04:06.45] | I' m just playing. You know I love you guys. |
[04:09.73] | But seriously don' t hump any sheep. |
[04:13.26] |
[00:01.10] | 我一直觉得刻板印象什么的真的很搞笑 |
[00:04.39] | 所以我写了关于这个的歌 大概是这样的 走起 |
[00:09.06] | 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热 |
[00:14.59] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[00:22.15] | 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连 |
[00:27.86] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[00:34.61] | 我超爱那些圆润的美国佬 |
[00:36.80] | 你造他们多讨嫌么 |
[00:38.44] | 他们成天啃着汉堡 |
[00:40.03] | 他们成天提猎枪 |
[00:41.72] | 我爱墨西哥人…帮我家除草的样子 |
[00:45.08] | 他们每家有一百个小屁孩儿因为他们不会带套 |
[00:48.35] | 啊哈 他们就是酱紫啊 |
[00:51.44] | 你的胆子要像以色列人的鼻子那么大 |
[00:54.77] | 如果你给爱尔兰人买一品托牛奶 |
[00:57.70] | 他们就会像中国司机那样疯狂失控 |
[01:01.61] | 我爱中东人 但是他们是如何做到 |
[01:04.58] | 把自己裹得像个木乃伊却能骑骆驼 |
[01:07.79] | 我爱牙买加人 他们的确很酷炫 但是 |
[01:10.91] | 他们容易玩嗨 所以千万别让他们整蛊你 |
[01:14.50] | 我爱那些波多黎各人 |
[01:17.80] | 虽然他们一周才洗一次金贵的腚 |
[01:21.72] | 我只是在开玩笑 如果你没有get到点 |
[01:24.59] | 那你是有点呆 就像蠢萌的波兰人 |
[01:28.32] | 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热 |
[01:34.04] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[01:41.63] | 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连 |
[01:47.08] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[01:54.55] | 噢耶 让我听见你的欢呼 |
[01:57.25] | 如果你爱深居大陆的红脖子澳大利亚人 |
[02:00.52] | 爱英格兰哥们儿那一嘴歪牙 |
[02:03.70] | 或者爱自认优雅的意大利怪胎 |
[02:07.58] | 那也许就不会讨厌法国人了 |
[02:10.54] | 你造那些多毛的女人竟然不剃腋毛咩 |
[02:13.74] | 巴西女孩是你的菜 |
[02:17.39] | Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. 他们走起路来胸前duang duang duang |
[02:21.37] | 我爱非洲人 但是等一下 |
[02:24.04] | 国家地理杂志说他们总是光屁股 |
[02:27.22] | 裸露的胸下垂着 他们到底对自己的衣服做了啥 |
[02:30.35] | 他们像白粉一样消失在哥伦比亚人的鼻子里 |
[02:33.47] | 啊哦 他们都在我的名单上 |
[02:37.20] | 还有那些用伏地加当早餐的老毛子 |
[02:40.46] | 他们就是这样的形象——如果你相信这个的话 |
[02:43.63] | 那你的脑仁就像韩国人的XX一样小 |
[02:47.73] | 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热 |
[02:53.44] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[03:00.93] | 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连 |
[03:06.52] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[03:13.75] | 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震” |
[03:17.14] | 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震” |
[03:20.58] | 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震” |
[03:23.92] | 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震” |
[03:29.75] | 他们玩“羊震” |
[03:32.72] | 他们玩“羊震” |
[03:36.05] | 他们玩“羊震” |
[03:40.41] | 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热 |
[03:46.32] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[03:53.95] | 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连 |
[03:59.55] | 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 |
[04:06.45] | 我就开个玩笑 其实我超爱你们的 |
[04:09.73] | 但讲真 羊震什么的还是别试了 |
[04:13.26] |