The Stereotypes Song

The Stereotypes Song 歌词

歌曲 The Stereotypes Song
歌手 Your Favorite Martian
专辑 The Stereotypes Song
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[00:01.10] I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
[00:04.39] So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
[00:09.06] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[00:14.59] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:22.15] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[00:27.86] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:34.61] I love those fat Americans.
[00:36.80] You know they're so obnoxious
[00:38.44] They're always eating burgers.
[00:40.03] They're always holding shotguns.
[00:41.72] And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
[00:45.08] They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
[00:48.35] Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
[00:51.44] You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
[00:54.77] If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
[00:57.70] They're out of control like a Chinese driver.
[01:01.61] I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
[01:04.58] Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
[01:07.79] I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
[01:10.91] They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
[01:14.50] And I love them Puerto Ricans,
[01:17.80] Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
[01:21.72] I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
[01:24.59] You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
[01:28.32] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[01:34.04] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:41.63] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[01:47.08] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:54.55] Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
[01:57.25] If you love the outback redneck Australians,
[02:00.52] And the crooked teeth of an English dude
[02:03.70] Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
[02:07.58] And how could anyone hate the French.
[02:10.54] Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
[02:13.74] Brazilian girls is what you want,
[02:17.39]
[02:21.37] I love Africans, but hold up a second.
[02:24.04] National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
[02:27.22] Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
[02:30.35] They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
[02:33.47] Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
[02:37.20] Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
[02:40.46] They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
[02:43.63] Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.
[02:47.73] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[02:53.44] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:00.93] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:06.52] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:13.75] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:17.14] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:20.58] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:23.92] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:29.75] They hump sheep.
[03:32.72] They hump sheep.
[03:36.05] They hump sheep.
[03:40.41] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[03:46.32] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:53.95] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:59.55] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[04:06.45] I’m just playing. You know I love you guys.
[04:09.73] But seriously don’t hump any sheep.
[04:13.26]
[00:01.10] I' ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
[00:04.39] So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
[00:09.06] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[00:14.59] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:22.15] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[00:27.86] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:34.61] I love those fat Americans.
[00:36.80] You know they' re so obnoxious
[00:38.44] They' re always eating burgers.
[00:40.03] They' re always holding shotguns.
[00:41.72] And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
[00:45.08] They all got 100 kids ' cause they don' t know how to put a condom on.
[00:48.35] Uh huh. ' Cause that' s the way they role.
[00:51.44] You' ve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
[00:54.77] If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
[00:57.70] They' re out of control like a Chinese driver.
[01:01.61] I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
[01:04.58] Rockin' burkas while they' re riding camels.
[01:07.79] I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they' re cool, but
[01:10.91] They' re always high, so don' t let them fool ya.
[01:14.50] And I love them Puerto Ricans,
[01:17.80] Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
[01:21.72] I' m just joking. If you didn' t know then
[01:24.59] You' re a little slow and you' re probably from Poland.
[01:28.32] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[01:34.04] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:41.63] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[01:47.08] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:54.55] Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
[01:57.25] If you love the outback redneck Australians,
[02:00.52] And the crooked teeth of an English dude
[02:03.70] Or those creepy Italians who think they' re smooth.
[02:07.58] And how could anyone hate the French.
[02:10.54] Yeah, I know their hairy women don' t shave their pits.
[02:13.74] Brazilian girls is what you want,
[02:17.39]
[02:21.37] I love Africans, but hold up a second.
[02:24.04] National Geographic says they' re all buttnaked.
[02:27.22] Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
[02:30.35] They' ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
[02:33.47] Uh oh! They' re all on my checklist,
[02:37.20] Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
[02:40.46] They' re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
[02:43.63] Then your brain is small like a Korean' s penis.
[02:47.73] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[02:53.44] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:00.93] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:06.52] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:13.75] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:17.14] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:20.58] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:23.92] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:29.75] They hump sheep.
[03:32.72] They hump sheep.
[03:36.05] They hump sheep.
[03:40.41] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[03:46.32] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:53.95] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:59.55] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[04:06.45] I' m just playing. You know I love you guys.
[04:09.73] But seriously don' t hump any sheep.
[04:13.26]
[00:01.10] I' ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
[00:04.39] So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
[00:09.06] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[00:14.59] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:22.15] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[00:27.86] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:34.61] I love those fat Americans.
[00:36.80] You know they' re so obnoxious
[00:38.44] They' re always eating burgers.
[00:40.03] They' re always holding shotguns.
[00:41.72] And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
[00:45.08] They all got 100 kids ' cause they don' t know how to put a condom on.
[00:48.35] Uh huh. ' Cause that' s the way they role.
[00:51.44] You' ve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
[00:54.77] If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
[00:57.70] They' re out of control like a Chinese driver.
[01:01.61] I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
[01:04.58] Rockin' burkas while they' re riding camels.
[01:07.79] I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they' re cool, but
[01:10.91] They' re always high, so don' t let them fool ya.
[01:14.50] And I love them Puerto Ricans,
[01:17.80] Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
[01:21.72] I' m just joking. If you didn' t know then
[01:24.59] You' re a little slow and you' re probably from Poland.
[01:28.32] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[01:34.04] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:41.63] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[01:47.08] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:54.55] Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
[01:57.25] If you love the outback redneck Australians,
[02:00.52] And the crooked teeth of an English dude
[02:03.70] Or those creepy Italians who think they' re smooth.
[02:07.58] And how could anyone hate the French.
[02:10.54] Yeah, I know their hairy women don' t shave their pits.
[02:13.74] Brazilian girls is what you want,
[02:17.39]
[02:21.37] I love Africans, but hold up a second.
[02:24.04] National Geographic says they' re all buttnaked.
[02:27.22] Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
[02:30.35] They' ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
[02:33.47] Uh oh! They' re all on my checklist,
[02:37.20] Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
[02:40.46] They' re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
[02:43.63] Then your brain is small like a Korean' s penis.
[02:47.73] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[02:53.44] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:00.93] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:06.52] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:13.75] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:17.14] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:20.58] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:23.92] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:29.75] They hump sheep.
[03:32.72] They hump sheep.
[03:36.05] They hump sheep.
[03:40.41] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[03:46.32] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:53.95] Let' s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:59.55] And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[04:06.45] I' m just playing. You know I love you guys.
[04:09.73] But seriously don' t hump any sheep.
[04:13.26]
[00:01.10] 我一直觉得刻板印象什么的真的很搞笑
[00:04.39] 所以我写了关于这个的歌 大概是这样的 走起
[00:09.06] 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[00:14.59] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[00:22.15] 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[00:27.86] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[00:34.61] 我超爱那些圆润的美国佬
[00:36.80] 你造他们多讨嫌么
[00:38.44] 他们成天啃着汉堡
[00:40.03] 他们成天提猎枪
[00:41.72] 我爱墨西哥人…帮我家除草的样子
[00:45.08] 他们每家有一百个小屁孩儿因为他们不会带套
[00:48.35] 啊哈 他们就是酱紫啊
[00:51.44] 你的胆子要像以色列人的鼻子那么大
[00:54.77] 如果你给爱尔兰人买一品托牛奶
[00:57.70] 他们就会像中国司机那样疯狂失控
[01:01.61] 我爱中东人 但是他们是如何做到
[01:04.58] 把自己裹得像个木乃伊却能骑骆驼
[01:07.79] 我爱牙买加人 他们的确很酷炫 但是
[01:10.91] 他们容易玩嗨 所以千万别让他们整蛊你
[01:14.50] 我爱那些波多黎各人
[01:17.80] 虽然他们一周才洗一次金贵的腚
[01:21.72] 我只是在开玩笑 如果你没有get到点
[01:24.59] 那你是有点呆 就像蠢萌的波兰人
[01:28.32] 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[01:34.04] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[01:41.63] 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[01:47.08] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[01:54.55] 噢耶 让我听见你的欢呼
[01:57.25] 如果你爱深居大陆的红脖子澳大利亚人
[02:00.52] 爱英格兰哥们儿那一嘴歪牙
[02:03.70] 或者爱自认优雅的意大利怪胎
[02:07.58] 那也许就不会讨厌法国人了
[02:10.54] 你造那些多毛的女人竟然不剃腋毛咩
[02:13.74] 巴西女孩是你的菜
[02:17.39] Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. 他们走起路来胸前duang duang duang
[02:21.37] 我爱非洲人 但是等一下
[02:24.04] 国家地理杂志说他们总是光屁股
[02:27.22] 裸露的胸下垂着 他们到底对自己的衣服做了啥
[02:30.35] 他们像白粉一样消失在哥伦比亚人的鼻子里
[02:33.47] 啊哦 他们都在我的名单上
[02:37.20] 还有那些用伏地加当早餐的老毛子
[02:40.46] 他们就是这样的形象——如果你相信这个的话
[02:43.63] 那你的脑仁就像韩国人的XX一样小
[02:47.73] 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[02:53.44] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[03:00.93] 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[03:06.52] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[03:13.75] 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:17.14] 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:20.58] 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:23.92] 我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:29.75] 他们玩“羊震”
[03:32.72] 他们玩“羊震”
[03:36.05] 他们玩“羊震”
[03:40.41] 我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[03:46.32] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[03:53.95] 我们天下大同吧 就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[03:59.55] 让我们随成见一起摇摆 摇摆 摇摆
[04:06.45] 我就开个玩笑 其实我超爱你们的
[04:09.73] 但讲真 羊震什么的还是别试了
[04:13.26]
The Stereotypes Song 歌词
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