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(Toby)Ladies and gentlemen |
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May I have your attention, please? |
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Do you wake every morning in shame and despair |
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To discover your pillow is covered with hair |
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What ought not to be there? |
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Well, ladies and gentlemen |
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From now on, you can waken at ease |
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You need never again have a worry or care |
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I will show you a miracle, marvelous rare |
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Gentlemen, you are about to see something what rose from the dead! |
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On the top of my head! |
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'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir |
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That's what did the trick, sir |
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True, sir, true |
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Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir? |
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Just like an elixir ought to do |
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How about a bottle, mister? |
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Only costs a penny, guaranteed |
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Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? |
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You can have my oath, sir |
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'Tis unique |
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Rub a minute |
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Stimulating, i'n it? |
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Soon you'll have to thin it |
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Once a week! |
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(Todd)Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench? |
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(Lovett)Are we standing in an open trench? |
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(Todd)Must be standing near an open trench |
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(Lovett)Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench? |
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(Toby)Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir |
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Anything more slick, sir |
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Soon sprouts curls |
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Try Pirelli's |
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When they see how thick, sir |
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You can have your pick, sir |
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Of the girls |
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Want to buy a bottle, misses? |
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(Todd)What is this? |
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(Lovett)What is this? |
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(Todd)Smells like piss |
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(Lovett)Smells like...EW! |
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(Todd)Looks like piss! |
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(Lovett)Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear! |
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(Todd)This is piss, piss with ink |
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(Toby)Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir! |
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(Todd)Keep it off your boots, sir |
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Eats right throught |
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(Toby)Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it |
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Ladies seem to love it |
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(Lovett)Flies do, too |