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PERCY: |
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Peacocks! |
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PRINCE OF WALES: |
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Sink me! |
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PERCY: |
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Think ye, sir, how those feathered boys love to flaunt their tails! |
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Stallions! |
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PRINCE: |
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Zounds, sir! |
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PERCY: |
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Hounds, sir! Stags! |
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Of the goosie and the gander, sir, |
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which gender is the grander, sir? |
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To render total candor, sir, |
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the splendor is the male's! |
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PRINCE, spoken: |
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What? A man's duty is to wield the sword! |
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Defend the cave, what? |
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PERCY, spoken: |
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Gad, no, Highness! A man's duty is to uphold the banner of beauty! |
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And you, as prince of our land, must lead the way! |
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PERCY: |
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Be an example to your sex. |
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MEN: |
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Give your boot a dapper strap, |
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MAN: |
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and it's smarter if your garter has some snap. |
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PERCY: |
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Cravats should be flounced about our necks. |
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MAN: |
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Let the royal coattails flap! |
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MAN: |
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Be bewitching with some stitching on your cap! |
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MEN: |
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Now drape you cape and puff your cuff! |
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Embroider those lapels! |
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PERCY: |
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Be the king of the beasts in pastels! |
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La, but someone has to strike a pose |
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and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes, |
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and that is why the Lord created men! |
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PRINCE, spoken: |
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You're a nincompoop, Blakeney! |
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PERCY, spoken: |
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Thank you, sir! |
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PRINCE, spoken: |
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Always said you were! Always said, "Leave the fancy dress to the women!" |
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Let me be a Roman, don a tunic! Bare the legs, eh what? |
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PERCY, spoken: |
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Sink me, the man's lost his senses! Bare legs! |
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PERCY: |
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Strut, sir! |
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PRINCE: |
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What, sir? |
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PERCY: |
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Roosters do. |
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Give a cock his comb and the hens will pale. |
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Bucks, bulls! |
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More, sir! |
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MEN and PERCY: |
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Boars, sir! |
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PERCY: |
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Rams! |
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Of the nanny-goat and billy, sir, |
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whose beard is fully woolly, sir? |
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It's bully for the billy |
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for he's willy-nilly male! |
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PRINCE, spoken: |
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Well, the male animal is dashing, of course. Robin redbreast! Moose with antlers! |
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PERCY: |
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Sir! Be a lion-hearted prig! |
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Fill those pantaloons with light! |
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PRINCE: |
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I could dangle down a spangle ... out of sight. |
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PERCY: |
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Oh, yes! Be bold! |
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MAN: |
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When it's cold, slap on that wig. |
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MEN: |
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Draw your breeches in quite tight - |
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PERCY: |
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Even more so and your torso will ignite! |
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MAN: |
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Now smock your frock! |
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MAN: |
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Perfume your plume! |
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PRINCE: |
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I'll let my waistcoat swing! |
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MEN: |
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And the jungle will bow to its king! |
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La, but someone has to strike a pose |
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and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes! |
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PRINCE: |
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And that is why the Lord created men! |
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PRINCE, spoken: |
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Now, it's strange. There's nothing about it in the book of Genesis. |
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PERCY, spoken: |
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Genesis? Ah, but think, sir! |
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PERCY: |
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Adam was a gentleman in Eden. |
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Though his body was admired, |
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you will grant the adding of a fig leaf |
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was inspired! |
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PRINCE: |
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Oh, a fig leaf - just the job! |
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PERCY: |
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If you're out to make a splash, cheri, |
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do know your haberdashery! |
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MEN: |
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Buttons, buckles, ruffles, and lace |
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PERCY: |
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represent the human race! |
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MEN: |
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La, but someone has to strike a pose |
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and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes! |
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Each species needs a sex that's fated |
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to be highly decorated! |
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That is why the Lord created men! |
