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JULES:okay so, tell me again about the hash bars? |
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VINCENT:Okay what d'you want to know? |
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JULES:Hash is legal there, right? |
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VINCENT:Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. |
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I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. |
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I mean they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places. |
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JULES:Those are hash bars? |
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VINCENT:Yeah, it breaks down like this, |
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Okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, |
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If you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. |
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It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, |
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Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, |
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It's illegal for them to search you. |
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I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. |
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JULES:Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm f**kin' goin'. |
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VINCENT:You'll dig it the most. |
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But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? |
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JULES:What? |
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VINCENT:It's the little differences. |
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I mean they got the same shit over there, we got here, |
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But it's just there's a little difference. |
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JULES:Examples? |
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VINCENT:Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. |
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And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. |
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And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. |
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You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? |
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JULES:They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? |
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VINCENT:No, man, they got the metric system there, |
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They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is. |
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JULES:What'd they call it? |
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VINCENT:They call it Royale with Cheese. |
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JULES (repeating):Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? |
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VINCENT:Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. |
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JULES (repeating):Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper? |
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VINCENT:I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. |
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You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? |
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JULES:What? |
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VINCENT:Mayonnaise. |
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JULES:Goddamn! |
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VINCENT:I seen 'em do it, man. They f**kin' drown 'em in this shit. |
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JULES:Uuccch! |