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EMMETT |
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(spoken) Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest. |
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Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. |
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Uh, let's go around and share a bit about yourselves. |
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AARON |
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(spoken) Aaron Sholtz. |
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(sung) I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes |
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I write financial software codes |
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But that's a challenge I've outgrown |
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How many yachts can one man own? |
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Some say that I'm a pompous creep |
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Somehow I don't lose that much sleep |
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Why bother with false modesty? |
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Harvard's the perfect place for me |
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STUDENTS |
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Pretty impressive, good to know |
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Welcome to Harvard |
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What's up? |
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Yo! |
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SUNDY |
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(spoken) Sundy Pagrowell Pommadon, but you may call me "your majesty." |
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(sung) In my country |
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My word was law |
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But then I flee |
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Because of stupid "coup d'etat" |
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But here I learn |
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I make new friends |
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And soon return |
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In bullet-proof Mercedes Benz |
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STUDENTS |
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Pretty impressive, good to know |
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Welcome to Har-- |
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ENID |
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(spoken) ENID HUPES! |
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(sung) I did the peace corps overseas |
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Inoculating refugees |
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In family clinics that I built myself |
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From mud and trees |
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I fought to clean up their lagoons |
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And save their rare endangered loons |
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And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons |
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STUDENTS |
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Pretty impressive, good-- |
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ENID |
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But now I'm on the legal track |
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Because this country's out of whack |
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And only women have the guts to go and take it back |
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We'll make the government come clean |
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And get more people voting green |
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And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) I love your top! It is so fatigue chic! |
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Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan and |
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Warner Huntington the Third? |
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EMMETT |
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(spoken) It's in Houser. Over there, second building on the left. |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Thanks! |
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AARON |
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I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes |
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I write financial software codes |
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Harvard's the perfect place for me |
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SUNDY |
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In my country |
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My word was law |
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Harvard's the perfect place for me |
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ENID |
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I did the peace corps overseas |
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Inoculating refugees |
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Harvard's the perfect place for me |
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STUDENTS |
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Harvard's the perfect place for-- |
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ELLE |
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Warner! |
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STUDENTS |
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Ha-a-a-a-a |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Scuse me! |
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STUDENTS |
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Ha-a-a-a-a |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Pardon me! |
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STUDENTS |
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Ha-a-a-a-a |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Comin' through! |
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STUDENTS |
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Harvard's the perfect place for me! |
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Pretty impressive, good to know |
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Welcome to Harvard |
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WARNER |
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(spoken) Elle? |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Omigod, Warner? I totally forgot you go here! |