歌曲 | Chip On My Shoulder |
歌手 | Christian Borle |
歌手 | YoungStar |
专辑 | Legally Blonde The Musical |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:05.50] | EMMETT:(spoken) Whoa, Elle? What's up, Doc? |
[00:13.00] | ELLE:Love |
[00:14.54] | EMMETT:(spoken) Excuse me? |
[00:15.57] | ELLE:I put my faith in love |
[00:17.78] | I followed where it led |
[00:18.86] | EMMETT:(spoken) Love led you here? |
[00:20.54] | ELLE:To my personal circle of Hell |
[00:23.09] | It has not worked out well |
[00:24.49] | I wish that I were dead |
[00:26.45] | Cause instead of a wedding in love |
[00:28.83] | I'm flunking out of school |
[00:30.12] | A total laughing stock |
[00:31.87] | Someone he and his friends could just mock |
[00:34.10] | So go on, here's my head |
[00:35.39] | Just hit it with a rock! |
[00:36.30] | EMMETT:(spoken) Wait, go back! |
[00:39.69] | (sung) You came out here to follow a man |
[00:42.86] | Harvard law was just part of that plan |
[00:46.65] | Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? |
[00:51.00] | ELLE:(spoken) Malibu? |
[00:52.20] | EMMETT:Instead of lying outside by the pool |
[00:55.25] | You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? |
[00:57.62] | That's the weirdest reason I have-- |
[00:59.59] | ELLE:(spoken) Oh, why'd you come? |
[01:03.32] | EMMETT:(spoken) Okay |
[01:05.84] | (sung) I grew up in the Roxbury slums |
[01:08.83] | With my mom and a series of bums |
[01:10.94] | Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail |
[01:15.82] | I got through law school by busting my ass |
[01:17.97] | Worked two jobs in addition to class |
[01:20.31] | So forgive me for not weeping at your tale |
[01:24.11] | ELLE:(spoken) Well excuse me, |
[01:25.42] | just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . |
[01:28.32] | EMMETT:(spoken) You know what? You're right. |
[01:30.44] | (sung) There's a chip on my shoulder |
[01:32.57] | And it's big as a boulder |
[01:35.07] | With the chance I've been given |
[01:37.03] | I'm gonna be driven as hell |
[01:39.50] | I'm so close I can taste it |
[01:42.35] | So I'm not gonna waste it |
[01:44.36] | Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder |
[01:47.59] | You might wanna get one as well |
[01:50.77] | ELLE:(spoken) I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative. |
[01:53.49] | Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? |
[01:57.62] | EMMETT:Well, I don't go to parties a lot |
[02:01.23] | Not good use of the time that I've got |
[02:03.50] | Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape |
[02:05.79] | ELLE:(spoken) I don't spend hours! |
[02:07.92] | EMMETT:But I know it'll all be worthwhile |
[02:09.40] | When I win my first lucrative trial |
[02:11.66] | And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! |
[02:14.92] | ELLE:(spoken) Oh, that's so sweet! |
[02:16.93] | EMMETT:No! That's the chip on my shoulder |
[02:19.75] | I hugged my mom and told her |
[02:21.99] | With the chance I've been given |
[02:23.97] | I'm gonna be driven as hell |
[02:26.22] | Though I can't take the day off |
[02:28.95] | I just think of the payoff |
[02:30.89] | You need a chip on your shoulder |
[02:34.46] | Little Miss Woods comma Elle |
[02:36.58] | ELLE:(spoken) I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious! |
[02:39.99] | EMMETT:(spoken) What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? |
[02:45.76] | ELLE:(spoken) Ummm . . . Well, I know they're here somewhere . . . |
[02:50.96] | EMMETT:Ya know, this vanity's real picturesque |
[02:53.52] | But it started its life as a desk |
[02:55.78] | Clear it off, and find some room for books instead |
[02:58.94] | ELLE:(spoken) What are you doing?! |
[02:59.57] | EMMETT:Can you live without this? |
[03:01.02] | Can you live without that? |
[03:02.17] | I don't know what this is |
[03:03.20] | ELLE:(spoken) It's for hair! |
[03:03.85] | EMMETT:Wear a hat! |
[03:04.56] | Spend some time improving what's inside your head! |
[03:08.69] | Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind |
[03:12.79] | Out, out, what, are you angry? |
[03:15.02] | Good, so get angry! You may find |
[03:17.27] | The chip on your shoulder |
[03:18.98] | ELLE:(spoken) ARGH! |
[03:19.75] | EMMETT:The room just got colder |
[03:21.26] | ELLE:(spoken) Hey! |
[03:21.99] | EMMETT:But with the chance you've been given |
[03:23.84] | Why are you not driven as hell?! |
[03:26.18] | There's just no way around it |
[03:28.60] | You gotta plow through til you've |
[03:30.14] | ELLE:(spoken) Found it! |
[03:33.38] | EMMETT:Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . |
[03:39.62] | CHORUS:Tis a gift to be simple |
[03:41.98] | Tis a gift to be free |
[03:44.21] | Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm |
[03:45.99] | ELLE:(spoken) Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! |
[03:49.15] | Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! |
[03:53.79] | EMMETT:(spoken) Define malum prohibitum. |
[03:55.70] | ELLE:(spoken) Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . |
[03:58.70] | EMMETT:(spoken) An act prohibited-- |
[03:59.52] | ELLE:(spoken) An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. |
[04:02.93] | EMMETT:(spoken) Therefore malum in se? |
[04:04.12] | ELLE:(spoken) Is an action. That is evil in itself. |
[04:05.85] | Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. |
[04:08.58] | EMMETT:(spoken) Good. Where are you going? |
[04:11.93] | ELLE:(spoken) Home, of course! It's Thanksgiving break, remember? |
[04:16.19] | EMMETT:(spoken) Interesting |
[04:17.03] | ELLE:(spoken) What? |
[04:18.00] | EMMETT:Well, I predict you will probably pass |
[04:20.11] | ELLE:(spoken) Yes! |
[04:20.87] | EMMETT:In the bottom percent of your class |
[04:22.32] | ELLE:(spoken) What? |
[04:22.96] | EMMETT:If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! |
[04:25.89] | ELLE:(spoken) That's not fair! |
[04:26.87] | EMMETT:Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you |
[04:29.22] | We can't win if we don't follow through! |
[04:31.49] | Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? |
[04:35.26] | ELLE:(spoken) Why do you always have to be right? |
[04:39.15] | CHORUS:Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria in excelsis Deo |
[04:47.89] | ELLE:(spoken) Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! |
[04:52.91] | EMMETT:(spoken) Ho-ho-ho! |
[04:54.77] | ELLE:(spoken) Emmett! |
[04:56.97] | EMMETT:(spoken) For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . |
[05:00.21] | ELLE:(spoken) You are too sweet. |
[05:02.14] | EMMETT:(spoken) It's a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! |
[05:05.96] | ELLE:(spoken) Ah! (giggles) Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. |
[05:12.69] | WARNER:(spoken) Elle, hey! |
[05:14.01] | ELLE:(spoken) Warner! |
[05:14.62] | WARNER:(spoken) Have you seen Vivienne? I've been looking for her everywhere! |
[05:16.77] | ELLE:(spoken) Yeah . . . I-I mean no. |
[05:20.38] | WARNER:(spoken) Great! We're gonna miss our flight! |
[05:24.00] | EMMETT:(spoken)Um, Elle? |
[05:27.94] | (sung)I don't know if you've noticed before |
[05:31.03] | But each time Warner walks in the door |
[05:33.37] | Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less |
[05:38.00] | ELLE:(spoken) Huh? |
[05:39.45] | EMMETT:Though it's hardly my business to say |
[05:42.04] | Could it be the real thing in your way |
[05:44.55] | Is the very guy you're trying to impress |
[05:49.57] | ELLE:Yes! I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance |
[05:55.62] | Let's not chase him away |
[05:57.66] | Let's face him and say |
[05:59.00] | "Hey punk, let's dance!" |
[06:00.28] | This chip on my shoulder |
[06:02.25] | Makes me smarter and bolder |
[06:04.43] | No more whining or blaming |
[06:06.44] | I am reclaiming my pride |
[06:08.92] | Grab that book and let's do this |
[06:11.22] | Instead of doodling hearts all through this |
[06:13.35] | Now there's a chip on my shoulder! |
[06:16.29] | Let's see him knock it aside! |
[06:18.55] | Chorus:Ah-ah-ah-ah Daughter of Delta Nu |
[06:22.74] | Show him that you're no fool |
[06:25.12] | Daughter of Delta Nu |
[06:27.48] | Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! |
[06:35.95] | WARNER:(spoken) Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. |
[06:39.24] | Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist! |
[06:41.91] | CALLAHAN:(spoken) Now you're thinking like a lawyer! |
[06:46.42] | Yes, Miss Woods. |
[06:48.56] | ELLE:(spoken) Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, |
[06:50.64] | but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? |
[06:56.12] | CALLAHAN:(spoken) Interesting. Why do you ask? |
[06:58.45] | ELLE:(spoken) Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions |
[07:04.56] | he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever |
[07:08.57] | Why now? Why this sperm? |
[07:10.44] | CALLAHAN:(spoken) I see your point. |
[07:11.34] | ELLE:(spoken) And by Mr. Huntington's standards, |
[07:13.33] | all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg |
[07:18.06] | could be called reckless abandonment. |
[07:22.67] | CALLAHAN:(spoken) Miss Woods, you just won your case. |
[07:25.20] | ELLE:Ohmigod . . . |
[07:26.76] | CHORUS:Wait, hold on, we just won the case! |
[07:28.57] | ELLE:Omigod . . . |
[07:29.50] | GIRLS:Elle got all up in Warner's face |
[07:31.45] | ELLE:Omigod . . . |
[07:32.12] | GIRLS:I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! |
[07:36.86] | CALLAHAN:(spoken) Miss Woods, excellent work today. |
[07:39.85] | I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? |
[07:42.99] | ELLE:(spoken) I am one step ahead of you. |
[07:44.77] | Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. |
[07:48.68] | CALLAHAN:(spoken) Dear God, it's scented. |
[07:50.06] | Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file |
[07:55.79] | EMMETT:Guess she got a chip on her shoulder |
[07:58.43] | Maybe some wise man told her |
[08:00.65] | With the chance we've been given |
[08:02.76] | We gotta be driven as hell |
[08:04.92] | She was something to see there |
[08:07.58] | I'm just happy I could be there |
[08:09.62] | First big test and she aced it |
[08:12.29] | She's so close she can taste it |
[08:14.15] | She got a chip on her shoulder |
[08:17.52] | Guess you never can te-e-ell . . . |
[08:26.32] | With little Miss Woods comma Elle! |
[08:28.87] | CHORUS:Elle Woods |
[08:30.48] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:31.30] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:32.64] | Elle Woods |
[08:34.65] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:36.05] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:37.25] | EMMETT:No you never can tell |
[08:37.91] | CHORUS:Elle Woods |
[08:39.33] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:40.38] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:41.96] | ALL:With little Miss Woods comma Elle |
[00:05.50] | EMMETT: spoken Whoa, Elle? What' s up, Doc? |
[00:13.00] | ELLE: Love |
[00:14.54] | EMMETT: spoken Excuse me? |
[00:15.57] | ELLE: I put my faith in love |
[00:17.78] | I followed where it led |
[00:18.86] | EMMETT: spoken Love led you here? |
[00:20.54] | ELLE: To my personal circle of Hell |
[00:23.09] | It has not worked out well |
[00:24.49] | I wish that I were dead |
[00:26.45] | Cause instead of a wedding in love |
[00:28.83] | I' m flunking out of school |
[00:30.12] | A total laughing stock |
[00:31.87] | Someone he and his friends could just mock |
[00:34.10] | So go on, here' s my head |
[00:35.39] | Just hit it with a rock! |
[00:36.30] | EMMETT: spoken Wait, go back! |
[00:39.69] | sung You came out here to follow a man |
[00:42.86] | Harvard law was just part of that plan |
[00:46.65] | Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? |
[00:51.00] | ELLE: spoken Malibu? |
[00:52.20] | EMMETT: Instead of lying outside by the pool |
[00:55.25] | You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? |
[00:57.62] | That' s the weirdest reason I have |
[00:59.59] | ELLE: spoken Oh, why' d you come? |
[01:03.32] | EMMETT: spoken Okay |
[01:05.84] | sung I grew up in the Roxbury slums |
[01:08.83] | With my mom and a series of bums |
[01:10.94] | Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail |
[01:15.82] | I got through law school by busting my ass |
[01:17.97] | Worked two jobs in addition to class |
[01:20.31] | So forgive me for not weeping at your tale |
[01:24.11] | ELLE: spoken Well excuse me, |
[01:25.42] | just because you' ve got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . |
[01:28.32] | EMMETT: spoken You know what? You' re right. |
[01:30.44] | sung There' s a chip on my shoulder |
[01:32.57] | And it' s big as a boulder |
[01:35.07] | With the chance I' ve been given |
[01:37.03] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
[01:39.50] | I' m so close I can taste it |
[01:42.35] | So I' m not gonna waste it |
[01:44.36] | Yeah, there' s a chip on my shoulder |
[01:47.59] | You might wanna get one as well |
[01:50.77] | ELLE: spoken I' m sorry, but that sounds highly negative. |
[01:53.49] | Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? |
[01:57.62] | EMMETT: Well, I don' t go to parties a lot |
[02:01.23] | Not good use of the time that I' ve got |
[02:03.50] | Can' t spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape |
[02:05.79] | ELLE: spoken I don' t spend hours! |
[02:07.92] | EMMETT: But I know it' ll all be worthwhile |
[02:09.40] | When I win my first lucrative trial |
[02:11.66] | And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! |
[02:14.92] | ELLE: spoken Oh, that' s so sweet! |
[02:16.93] | EMMETT: No! That' s the chip on my shoulder |
[02:19.75] | I hugged my mom and told her |
[02:21.99] | With the chance I' ve been given |
[02:23.97] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
[02:26.22] | Though I can' t take the day off |
[02:28.95] | I just think of the payoff |
[02:30.89] | You need a chip on your shoulder |
[02:34.46] | Little Miss Woods comma Elle |
[02:36.58] | ELLE: spoken I just need to prove to everyone that I' m serious! |
[02:39.99] | EMMETT: spoken What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? |
[02:45.76] | ELLE: spoken Ummm . . . Well, I know they' re here somewhere . . . |
[02:50.96] | EMMETT: Ya know, this vanity' s real picturesque |
[02:53.52] | But it started its life as a desk |
[02:55.78] | Clear it off, and find some room for books instead |
[02:58.94] | ELLE: spoken What are you doing?! |
[02:59.57] | EMMETT: Can you live without this? |
[03:01.02] | Can you live without that? |
[03:02.17] | I don' t know what this is |
[03:03.20] | ELLE: spoken It' s for hair! |
[03:03.85] | EMMETT: Wear a hat! |
[03:04.56] | Spend some time improving what' s inside your head! |
[03:08.69] | Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind |
[03:12.79] | Out, out, what, are you angry? |
[03:15.02] | Good, so get angry! You may find |
[03:17.27] | The chip on your shoulder |
[03:18.98] | ELLE: spoken ARGH! |
[03:19.75] | EMMETT: The room just got colder |
[03:21.26] | ELLE: spoken Hey! |
[03:21.99] | EMMETT: But with the chance you' ve been given |
[03:23.84] | Why are you not driven as hell?! |
[03:26.18] | There' s just no way around it |
[03:28.60] | You gotta plow through til you' ve |
[03:30.14] | ELLE: spoken Found it! |
[03:33.38] | EMMETT: Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . |
[03:39.62] | CHORUS: Tis a gift to be simple |
[03:41.98] | Tis a gift to be free |
[03:44.21] | Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
[03:45.99] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! |
[03:49.15] | Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! |
[03:53.79] | EMMETT: spoken Define malum prohibitum. |
[03:55.70] | ELLE: spoken Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . |
[03:58.70] | EMMETT: spoken An act prohibited |
[03:59.52] | ELLE: spoken An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. |
[04:02.93] | EMMETT: spoken Therefore malum in se? |
[04:04.12] | ELLE: spoken Is an action. That is evil in itself. |
[04:05.85] | Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. |
[04:08.58] | EMMETT: spoken Good. Where are you going? |
[04:11.93] | ELLE: spoken Home, of course! It' s Thanksgiving break, remember? |
[04:16.19] | EMMETT: spoken Interesting |
[04:17.03] | ELLE: spoken What? |
[04:18.00] | EMMETT: Well, I predict you will probably pass |
[04:20.11] | ELLE: spoken Yes! |
[04:20.87] | EMMETT: In the bottom percent of your class |
[04:22.32] | ELLE: spoken What? |
[04:22.96] | EMMETT: If you' re going for mediocre, you' ve done great! |
[04:25.89] | ELLE: spoken That' s not fair! |
[04:26.87] | EMMETT: Look, they laughed at me like they' re laughing at you |
[04:29.22] | We can' t win if we don' t follow through! |
[04:31.49] | Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? |
[04:35.26] | ELLE: spoken Why do you always have to be right? |
[04:39.15] | CHORUS: Gloooooooooooria in excelsis Deo |
[04:47.89] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! |
[04:52.91] | EMMETT: spoken Hohoho! |
[04:54.77] | ELLE: spoken Emmett! |
[04:56.97] | EMMETT: spoken For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . |
[05:00.21] | ELLE: spoken You are too sweet. |
[05:02.14] | EMMETT: spoken It' s a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! |
[05:05.96] | ELLE: spoken Ah! giggles Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. |
[05:12.69] | WARNER: spoken Elle, hey! |
[05:14.01] | ELLE: spoken Warner! |
[05:14.62] | WARNER: spoken Have you seen Vivienne? I' ve been looking for her everywhere! |
[05:16.77] | ELLE: spoken Yeah . . . II mean no. |
[05:20.38] | WARNER: spoken Great! We' re gonna miss our flight! |
[05:24.00] | EMMETT: spoken Um, Elle? |
[05:27.94] | sung I don' t know if you' ve noticed before |
[05:31.03] | But each time Warner walks in the door |
[05:33.37] | Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less |
[05:38.00] | ELLE: spoken Huh? |
[05:39.45] | EMMETT: Though it' s hardly my business to say |
[05:42.04] | Could it be the real thing in your way |
[05:44.55] | Is the very guy you' re trying to impress |
[05:49.57] | ELLE: Yes! I' ve been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance |
[05:55.62] | Let' s not chase him away |
[05:57.66] | Let' s face him and say |
[05:59.00] | " Hey punk, let' s dance!" |
[06:00.28] | This chip on my shoulder |
[06:02.25] | Makes me smarter and bolder |
[06:04.43] | No more whining or blaming |
[06:06.44] | I am reclaiming my pride |
[06:08.92] | Grab that book and let' s do this |
[06:11.22] | Instead of doodling hearts all through this |
[06:13.35] | Now there' s a chip on my shoulder! |
[06:16.29] | Let' s see him knock it aside! |
[06:18.55] | Chorus: Ahahahah Daughter of Delta Nu |
[06:22.74] | Show him that you' re no fool |
[06:25.12] | Daughter of Delta Nu |
[06:27.48] | Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! |
[06:35.95] | WARNER: spoken Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. |
[06:39.24] | Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn' t exist! |
[06:41.91] | CALLAHAN: spoken Now you' re thinking like a lawyer! |
[06:46.42] | Yes, Miss Woods. |
[06:48.56] | ELLE: spoken Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, |
[06:50.64] | but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? |
[06:56.12] | CALLAHAN: spoken Interesting. Why do you ask? |
[06:58.45] | ELLE: spoken Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions |
[07:04.56] | he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever |
[07:08.57] | Why now? Why this sperm? |
[07:10.44] | CALLAHAN: spoken I see your point. |
[07:11.34] | ELLE: spoken And by Mr. Huntington' s standards, |
[07:13.33] | all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg |
[07:18.06] | could be called reckless abandonment. |
[07:22.67] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, you just won your case. |
[07:25.20] | ELLE: Ohmigod . . . |
[07:26.76] | CHORUS: Wait, hold on, we just won the case! |
[07:28.57] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
[07:29.50] | GIRLS: Elle got all up in Warner' s face |
[07:31.45] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
[07:32.12] | GIRLS: I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! |
[07:36.86] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, excellent work today. |
[07:39.85] | I assume you' re applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? |
[07:42.99] | ELLE: spoken I am one step ahead of you. |
[07:44.77] | Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. |
[07:48.68] | CALLAHAN: spoken Dear God, it' s scented. |
[07:50.06] | Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file |
[07:55.79] | EMMETT: Guess she got a chip on her shoulder |
[07:58.43] | Maybe some wise man told her |
[08:00.65] | With the chance we' ve been given |
[08:02.76] | We gotta be driven as hell |
[08:04.92] | She was something to see there |
[08:07.58] | I' m just happy I could be there |
[08:09.62] | First big test and she aced it |
[08:12.29] | She' s so close she can taste it |
[08:14.15] | She got a chip on her shoulder |
[08:17.52] | Guess you never can teeell . . . |
[08:26.32] | With little Miss Woods comma Elle! |
[08:28.87] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
[08:30.48] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:31.30] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:32.64] | Elle Woods |
[08:34.65] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:36.05] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:37.25] | EMMETT: No you never can tell |
[08:37.91] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
[08:39.33] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:40.38] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:41.96] | ALL: With little Miss Woods comma Elle |
[00:05.50] | EMMETT: spoken Whoa, Elle? What' s up, Doc? |
[00:13.00] | ELLE: Love |
[00:14.54] | EMMETT: spoken Excuse me? |
[00:15.57] | ELLE: I put my faith in love |
[00:17.78] | I followed where it led |
[00:18.86] | EMMETT: spoken Love led you here? |
[00:20.54] | ELLE: To my personal circle of Hell |
[00:23.09] | It has not worked out well |
[00:24.49] | I wish that I were dead |
[00:26.45] | Cause instead of a wedding in love |
[00:28.83] | I' m flunking out of school |
[00:30.12] | A total laughing stock |
[00:31.87] | Someone he and his friends could just mock |
[00:34.10] | So go on, here' s my head |
[00:35.39] | Just hit it with a rock! |
[00:36.30] | EMMETT: spoken Wait, go back! |
[00:39.69] | sung You came out here to follow a man |
[00:42.86] | Harvard law was just part of that plan |
[00:46.65] | Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? |
[00:51.00] | ELLE: spoken Malibu? |
[00:52.20] | EMMETT: Instead of lying outside by the pool |
[00:55.25] | You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? |
[00:57.62] | That' s the weirdest reason I have |
[00:59.59] | ELLE: spoken Oh, why' d you come? |
[01:03.32] | EMMETT: spoken Okay |
[01:05.84] | sung I grew up in the Roxbury slums |
[01:08.83] | With my mom and a series of bums |
[01:10.94] | Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail |
[01:15.82] | I got through law school by busting my ass |
[01:17.97] | Worked two jobs in addition to class |
[01:20.31] | So forgive me for not weeping at your tale |
[01:24.11] | ELLE: spoken Well excuse me, |
[01:25.42] | just because you' ve got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . |
[01:28.32] | EMMETT: spoken You know what? You' re right. |
[01:30.44] | sung There' s a chip on my shoulder |
[01:32.57] | And it' s big as a boulder |
[01:35.07] | With the chance I' ve been given |
[01:37.03] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
[01:39.50] | I' m so close I can taste it |
[01:42.35] | So I' m not gonna waste it |
[01:44.36] | Yeah, there' s a chip on my shoulder |
[01:47.59] | You might wanna get one as well |
[01:50.77] | ELLE: spoken I' m sorry, but that sounds highly negative. |
[01:53.49] | Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? |
[01:57.62] | EMMETT: Well, I don' t go to parties a lot |
[02:01.23] | Not good use of the time that I' ve got |
[02:03.50] | Can' t spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape |
[02:05.79] | ELLE: spoken I don' t spend hours! |
[02:07.92] | EMMETT: But I know it' ll all be worthwhile |
[02:09.40] | When I win my first lucrative trial |
[02:11.66] | And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! |
[02:14.92] | ELLE: spoken Oh, that' s so sweet! |
[02:16.93] | EMMETT: No! That' s the chip on my shoulder |
[02:19.75] | I hugged my mom and told her |
[02:21.99] | With the chance I' ve been given |
[02:23.97] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
[02:26.22] | Though I can' t take the day off |
[02:28.95] | I just think of the payoff |
[02:30.89] | You need a chip on your shoulder |
[02:34.46] | Little Miss Woods comma Elle |
[02:36.58] | ELLE: spoken I just need to prove to everyone that I' m serious! |
[02:39.99] | EMMETT: spoken What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? |
[02:45.76] | ELLE: spoken Ummm . . . Well, I know they' re here somewhere . . . |
[02:50.96] | EMMETT: Ya know, this vanity' s real picturesque |
[02:53.52] | But it started its life as a desk |
[02:55.78] | Clear it off, and find some room for books instead |
[02:58.94] | ELLE: spoken What are you doing?! |
[02:59.57] | EMMETT: Can you live without this? |
[03:01.02] | Can you live without that? |
[03:02.17] | I don' t know what this is |
[03:03.20] | ELLE: spoken It' s for hair! |
[03:03.85] | EMMETT: Wear a hat! |
[03:04.56] | Spend some time improving what' s inside your head! |
[03:08.69] | Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind |
[03:12.79] | Out, out, what, are you angry? |
[03:15.02] | Good, so get angry! You may find |
[03:17.27] | The chip on your shoulder |
[03:18.98] | ELLE: spoken ARGH! |
[03:19.75] | EMMETT: The room just got colder |
[03:21.26] | ELLE: spoken Hey! |
[03:21.99] | EMMETT: But with the chance you' ve been given |
[03:23.84] | Why are you not driven as hell?! |
[03:26.18] | There' s just no way around it |
[03:28.60] | You gotta plow through til you' ve |
[03:30.14] | ELLE: spoken Found it! |
[03:33.38] | EMMETT: Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . |
[03:39.62] | CHORUS: Tis a gift to be simple |
[03:41.98] | Tis a gift to be free |
[03:44.21] | Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
[03:45.99] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! |
[03:49.15] | Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! |
[03:53.79] | EMMETT: spoken Define malum prohibitum. |
[03:55.70] | ELLE: spoken Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . |
[03:58.70] | EMMETT: spoken An act prohibited |
[03:59.52] | ELLE: spoken An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. |
[04:02.93] | EMMETT: spoken Therefore malum in se? |
[04:04.12] | ELLE: spoken Is an action. That is evil in itself. |
[04:05.85] | Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. |
[04:08.58] | EMMETT: spoken Good. Where are you going? |
[04:11.93] | ELLE: spoken Home, of course! It' s Thanksgiving break, remember? |
[04:16.19] | EMMETT: spoken Interesting |
[04:17.03] | ELLE: spoken What? |
[04:18.00] | EMMETT: Well, I predict you will probably pass |
[04:20.11] | ELLE: spoken Yes! |
[04:20.87] | EMMETT: In the bottom percent of your class |
[04:22.32] | ELLE: spoken What? |
[04:22.96] | EMMETT: If you' re going for mediocre, you' ve done great! |
[04:25.89] | ELLE: spoken That' s not fair! |
[04:26.87] | EMMETT: Look, they laughed at me like they' re laughing at you |
[04:29.22] | We can' t win if we don' t follow through! |
[04:31.49] | Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? |
[04:35.26] | ELLE: spoken Why do you always have to be right? |
[04:39.15] | CHORUS: Gloooooooooooria in excelsis Deo |
[04:47.89] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! |
[04:52.91] | EMMETT: spoken Hohoho! |
[04:54.77] | ELLE: spoken Emmett! |
[04:56.97] | EMMETT: spoken For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . |
[05:00.21] | ELLE: spoken You are too sweet. |
[05:02.14] | EMMETT: spoken It' s a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! |
[05:05.96] | ELLE: spoken Ah! giggles Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. |
[05:12.69] | WARNER: spoken Elle, hey! |
[05:14.01] | ELLE: spoken Warner! |
[05:14.62] | WARNER: spoken Have you seen Vivienne? I' ve been looking for her everywhere! |
[05:16.77] | ELLE: spoken Yeah . . . II mean no. |
[05:20.38] | WARNER: spoken Great! We' re gonna miss our flight! |
[05:24.00] | EMMETT: spoken Um, Elle? |
[05:27.94] | sung I don' t know if you' ve noticed before |
[05:31.03] | But each time Warner walks in the door |
[05:33.37] | Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less |
[05:38.00] | ELLE: spoken Huh? |
[05:39.45] | EMMETT: Though it' s hardly my business to say |
[05:42.04] | Could it be the real thing in your way |
[05:44.55] | Is the very guy you' re trying to impress |
[05:49.57] | ELLE: Yes! I' ve been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance |
[05:55.62] | Let' s not chase him away |
[05:57.66] | Let' s face him and say |
[05:59.00] | " Hey punk, let' s dance!" |
[06:00.28] | This chip on my shoulder |
[06:02.25] | Makes me smarter and bolder |
[06:04.43] | No more whining or blaming |
[06:06.44] | I am reclaiming my pride |
[06:08.92] | Grab that book and let' s do this |
[06:11.22] | Instead of doodling hearts all through this |
[06:13.35] | Now there' s a chip on my shoulder! |
[06:16.29] | Let' s see him knock it aside! |
[06:18.55] | Chorus: Ahahahah Daughter of Delta Nu |
[06:22.74] | Show him that you' re no fool |
[06:25.12] | Daughter of Delta Nu |
[06:27.48] | Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! |
[06:35.95] | WARNER: spoken Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. |
[06:39.24] | Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn' t exist! |
[06:41.91] | CALLAHAN: spoken Now you' re thinking like a lawyer! |
[06:46.42] | Yes, Miss Woods. |
[06:48.56] | ELLE: spoken Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, |
[06:50.64] | but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? |
[06:56.12] | CALLAHAN: spoken Interesting. Why do you ask? |
[06:58.45] | ELLE: spoken Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions |
[07:04.56] | he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever |
[07:08.57] | Why now? Why this sperm? |
[07:10.44] | CALLAHAN: spoken I see your point. |
[07:11.34] | ELLE: spoken And by Mr. Huntington' s standards, |
[07:13.33] | all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg |
[07:18.06] | could be called reckless abandonment. |
[07:22.67] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, you just won your case. |
[07:25.20] | ELLE: Ohmigod . . . |
[07:26.76] | CHORUS: Wait, hold on, we just won the case! |
[07:28.57] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
[07:29.50] | GIRLS: Elle got all up in Warner' s face |
[07:31.45] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
[07:32.12] | GIRLS: I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! |
[07:36.86] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, excellent work today. |
[07:39.85] | I assume you' re applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? |
[07:42.99] | ELLE: spoken I am one step ahead of you. |
[07:44.77] | Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. |
[07:48.68] | CALLAHAN: spoken Dear God, it' s scented. |
[07:50.06] | Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file |
[07:55.79] | EMMETT: Guess she got a chip on her shoulder |
[07:58.43] | Maybe some wise man told her |
[08:00.65] | With the chance we' ve been given |
[08:02.76] | We gotta be driven as hell |
[08:04.92] | She was something to see there |
[08:07.58] | I' m just happy I could be there |
[08:09.62] | First big test and she aced it |
[08:12.29] | She' s so close she can taste it |
[08:14.15] | She got a chip on her shoulder |
[08:17.52] | Guess you never can teeell . . . |
[08:26.32] | With little Miss Woods comma Elle! |
[08:28.87] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
[08:30.48] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:31.30] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:32.64] | Elle Woods |
[08:34.65] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:36.05] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:37.25] | EMMETT: No you never can tell |
[08:37.91] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
[08:39.33] | Woods comma Elle |
[08:40.38] | Chip on her shoulder |
[08:41.96] | ALL: With little Miss Woods comma Elle |
[00:05.50] | 哇哦,Elle?你怎么了? |
[00:13.00] | 爱情 |
[00:14.54] | 什么? |
[00:15.57] | 我一路坚信着爱情 |
[00:17.78] | 我一路跟随着它来到这里 |
[00:18.86] | 爱情带你来到这里? |
[00:20.54] | 来到这个地狱一样的地方 |
[00:23.09] | 一切都搞砸了 |
[00:24.49] | 我真希望我死了 |
[00:26.45] | 因为比起一个甜蜜的婚礼 |
[00:28.83] | 我快要挂科被赶出学校了 |
[00:30.12] | 一个人人皆知的笑话 |
[00:31.87] | 一个他与他的朋友可以随意嘲笑的小丑 |
[00:34.10] | 所以随便吧,我这脑袋 |
[00:35.39] | 不如砸在石头上一了了知了 |
[00:36.30] | 等等,你再回去一下 |
[00:39.69] | 你为了一个男人来到这里 |
[00:42.86] | 哈佛法学院不过计划的一部分 |
[00:46.65] | 老天,你是从哪个浪漫星球来的? |
[00:51.00] | 马里布? |
[00:52.20] | 与其在泳池边享受阳光 |
[00:55.25] | 你跟踪暗恋的男生来到常春藤学校 |
[00:57.62] | 这真是我听过最奇怪的—— |
[00:59.59] | (不耐烦的)哦,你为什么来啊? |
[01:03.32] | 好吧 |
[01:05.84] | 我在罗克斯伯里的穷人窟长大 |
[01:08.83] | 和我妈与一群没用的男人 |
[01:10.94] | 他们向我展示了每一种男人最失败的活法 |
[01:15.82] | 我咬紧牙关从法学院毕业 |
[01:17.97] | 一边上课一边做两份兼职 |
[01:20.31] | 所以别怪我不被你那小故事感动 |
[01:24.11] | 好吧,那我真是不好意思啊 |
[01:25.42] | 就因为你有个责任在肩…… |
[01:28.32] | 你知道吗?你说的很对 |
[01:30.44] | 我有重任在肩 |
[01:32.57] | 负重千斤难勉 |
[01:35.07] | 机会近在眼前 |
[01:37.03] | 我有千万理由驱使我前行 |
[01:39.50] | 如此触手可及的成功 |
[01:42.35] | 我绝不会随意浪费 |
[01:44.36] | 是啊,我有重任在肩 |
[01:47.59] | 你或许也应该找个责任试试 |
[01:50.77] | 抱歉,但这听起来实在是太不乐观了 |
[01:53.49] | 等等!两份兼职加法学院?!你怎么做到的? |
[01:57.62] | 好吧,我不常去派对 |
[02:01.23] | 对于我来说太耗费时间了 |
[02:03.50] | 也不常消耗好几个小时来做发型保持身材 |
[02:05.79] | 我也没有用好几个小时啊! |
[02:07.92] | 但我知道一切都是值得的 |
[02:09.40] | 当我赢得我第一场赚大钱的案件 |
[02:11.66] | 为我妈买下海角边上的大别墅 |
[02:14.92] | 哦,你可真贴心 |
[02:16.93] | 那不是贴心,那是我肩上的重任 |
[02:19.75] | 我拥抱着妈妈对她这么说道 |
[02:21.99] | 机会近在咫尺 |
[02:23.97] | 我有千万责任驱使我前行 |
[02:26.22] | 即使我日日夜夜都得努力 |
[02:28.95] | 我只需想想这一切的回报 |
[02:30.89] | 你需要一个肩上的重任 |
[02:34.46] | 亲爱的Elle Woods小姐 |
[02:36.58] | 我只需要证明我是个“正经人”! |
[02:39.99] | 你需要的是认真学习!你的法学书呢? |
[02:45.76] | 呃……我知道它们肯定在这里的某处…… |
[02:50.96] | 好吧,知道吗,你这个梳妆台非常的丰富漂亮 |
[02:53.52] | 但是这东西被做出来的时候不是梳妆台,是桌子 |
[02:55.78] | 清干净,然后找点位置来放书 |
[02:58.94] | 你在干嘛!? |
[02:59.57] | 没这个你也能活 |
[03:01.02] | 没那个你也能活 |
[03:02.17] | 我都不知道这是个什么 |
[03:03.20] | 是给头发用的! |
[03:03.85] | 戴顶帽子吧 |
[03:04.56] | 花点时间美化你头里面的东西,不是外面的 |
[03:08.69] | 出去,出去,储藏起来,淘宝上卖了,忘了它 |
[03:12.79] | 出去,出去,你生气了吗? |
[03:15.02] | 很好,就是得生气,这样你才会发现 |
[03:17.27] | 你肩上的重任 |
[03:18.98] | 呃呃呃! |
[03:19.75] | 哇,气氛有些尴尬 |
[03:21.26] | 喂! |
[03:21.99] | 有那么多机会触手可及 |
[03:23.84] | 你为何没有被驱使前行!? |
[03:26.18] | 没有任何的捷径 |
[03:28.60] | 你就得一步一步坚持下去 |
[03:30.14] | 找到了!(举着未开封的法学书) |
[03:33.38] | 能看出来你很用功(呵呵) |
[03:39.62] | (感恩节歌曲)这是一个令人单纯的礼物 |
[03:41.98] | 这是一个令人自由的礼物 |
[03:44.21] | 嗯嗯嗯—— |
[03:45.99] | 再见,Warner!祝你有个愉快的感恩节假期! |
[03:49.15] | 代我向你的父母问好!还有Bootsie外婆! |
[03:53.79] | 定义“违反成文法的行为“ |
[03:55.70] | 呃……违反成文法的行为…… |
[03:58.70] | 一个被违禁的举—— |
[03:59.52] | 一个被违禁的举止例如乱穿马路或在新加坡嚼口香糖 |
[04:02.93] | 所以"Malum in se (源自拉丁文,指本身存在罪恶)“是? |
[04:04.12] | 一个行为。自身便为不正义的 |
[04:05.85] | 骚扰,谋杀,或在劳工节后穿白鞋(美国曾经的规定,现在成为一种文化传统) |
[04:08.58] | 很好。你上哪儿去? |
[04:11.93] | 当然是回家啊!你忘了吗,放感恩节假期了啊? |
[04:16.19] | 很有趣 |
[04:17.03] | 干嘛? |
[04:18.00] | 好吧,我猜你应该不会挂科 |
[04:20.11] | 太棒了! |
[04:20.87] | 不过会成为班级垫底 |
[04:22.32] | 什么? |
[04:22.96] | 如果你的目标是“及格”,那你做的不错 |
[04:25.89] | 这不公平! |
[04:26.87] | 听着,他们嘲笑你时就像他们曾经嘲笑我 |
[04:29.22] | 我们不坚持到底的话就没办法出人头地 |
[04:31.49] | 所以我冒昧的建议你可以把你的假期先放一放? |
[04:35.26] | 你为什么总是这么在理啊? |
[04:39.15] | 荣耀归于神(圣诞歌曲,原文为拉丁文) |
[04:47.89] | 再见Warner!圣诞快乐!祝你在巴约玩的开心! |
[04:52.91] | 吼-吼-吼!(圣诞老人专属笑声) |
[04:54.77] | Emmett! |
[04:56.97] | 送你的!虽然不如回家过圣诞节好,但是…… |
[05:00.21] | 你真是太贴心了 |
[05:02.14] | 省时利器。洗发露护发素二合一! |
[05:05.96] | 啊!(笑)谢谢你这么为我着想。 |
[05:12.69] | Elle,嘿! |
[05:14.01] | Warner! |
[05:14.62] | 你有看见Vivienne吗?我到处都找过了! |
[05:16.77] | 嗯……(痴情发呆)(惊醒)啊不,我是说,没有 |
[05:20.38] | 真是好极了,我们要赶不上飞机 |
[05:24.00] | 呃,Elle? |
[05:27.94] | 我不知道你以前有没有意识到 |
[05:31.03] | 但每当Warner迎面走来 |
[05:33.37] | 你的智商直跌40,可能更低 |
[05:38.00] | 啊? |
[05:39.45] | 虽然这话不该我来说 |
[05:42.04] | 但是站在你面前的竞争对手 |
[05:44.55] | 难道就是你的梦中情人吗? |
[05:49.57] | 没错!我一直甜蜜地微笑发嗲,被不断击败,失去机会 |
[05:55.62] | 这次别将他赶跑了 |
[05:57.66] | 直接迎面上前告诉他 |
[05:59.00] | “帅哥,跳舞吧!” |
[06:00.28] | 我有重任在肩 |
[06:02.25] | 蜕变为更加聪慧勇敢的自己 |
[06:04.43] | 不再抱怨或责备 |
[06:06.44] | 我要重新树立我的骄傲 |
[06:08.92] | 拿起书来认真学习 |
[06:11.22] | 别再无所事事地圈圈画画 |
[06:13.35] | 现在我有重任在肩 |
[06:16.29] | 看我重新让他神魂颠倒 |
[06:18.55] | 哦——Delta Nu女生会的女孩 |
[06:22.74] | 让他明白你不是一个傻瓜 |
[06:25.12] | Delta Nu女生会的女孩 |
[06:27.48] | 带着肩上的重任重返校园 |
[06:35.95] | Ladimer先生显然有充分的权利争取他的探视权 |
[06:39.24] | 如果没有他的精子,那么这个孩子从一开始则不复存在! |
[06:41.91] | 现在你终于开始像律师一样思考了! |
[06:46.42] | 你有什么话要说吗,Woods小姐 |
[06:48.56] | Huntington先生(Warner)阐述了一个非常优秀的观点 |
[06:50.64] | 但请问被告人是否将自己所有精子排放都记录下来呢? |
[06:56.12] | 这很有趣。你为什么问这个? |
[06:58.45] | 既然如此,除非被告人试图联系每一个性交后的伴侣来确认该次精子排放是否导致女方怀孕生子 |
[07:04.56] | 否则他对这个孩子没有任何父母责任与权益 |
[07:08.57] | 为什么是现在?为什么是这个精子? |
[07:10.44] | 我明白你的观点 |
[07:11.34] | 而且,按照Huntington先生的标准 |
[07:13.33] | 所有不寻求一个卵子的自慰性精子排放 |
[07:18.06] | 都可以被称为鲁莽而无人性的离弃 |
[07:22.67] | Woods小姐,我想就在刚才,你已经赢得这场官司了 |
[07:25.20] | 我的天…… |
[07:26.76] | 等等,什么,我们刚刚赢了官司! |
[07:28.57] | 我的天…… |
[07:29.50] | Elle狠狠打了Warner的脸(Elle完胜了Warner) |
[07:31.45] | 我的天…… |
[07:32.12] | 我开始喜欢这个地方!太棒了!我的天! |
[07:36.86] | Woods小姐,今天的课堂上你很出色 |
[07:39.85] | 我猜你应该准备申请我的实习工作吧,你有履历吗? |
[07:42.99] | 我早就想到了 |
[07:44.77] | (抵过)拿着,提前谢谢你对我的考虑 |
[07:48.68] | 老天,这履历是带香味的 |
[07:50.06] | 三个月前我会把这个扔掉;把这个存到档案里去 |
[07:55.79] | 大概她终于有重任在肩 |
[07:58.43] | 或许某个聪明人告诉了她 |
[08:00.65] | 机会在我们面前触手可及 |
[08:02.76] | 我们有千万梦想驱使前行 |
[08:04.92] | 她的成长令人惊叹 |
[08:07.58] | 我为能见证这一切而感到高兴 |
[08:09.62] | 第一次大考而她稳操胜卷 |
[08:12.29] | 胜利离她如此之近 |
[08:14.15] | 她有重任在身 |
[08:17.52] | 大概你永远无法随意判定…… |
[08:26.32] | 亲爱的Elle Woods小姐的潜力! |
[08:28.87] | Elle Woods |
[08:30.48] | Elle Woods小姐 |
[08:31.30] | 重任在肩 |
[08:32.64] | Elle Woods |
[08:34.65] | Elle Woods小姐 |
[08:36.05] | 重任在肩 |
[08:37.25] | 你永远无法随意判定 |
[08:37.91] | Elle Woods |
[08:39.33] | Elle Woods小姐 |
[08:40.38] | 重任在肩 |
[08:41.96] | 亲爱的Elle Woods小姐的潜力! |